Gabe Newell… you cruel heartless bastard! Well actually, this video’s by ARMaster is a fake… still I’ve only opened two crates so far and all they’ve been filled with are disappointment and broken dreams!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 22, 2010 · 4:34 AM
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Categories: Depressing, Failure, Irony, PC, Secret Items, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Video Clips · Leave a comment (42 Comments) |
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I want a refund! I didn't sign up for some Russian nesting doll BS!
And he had such crate expectations.
And this, children, is how trolls are born.
rel="nofollow">Doo doo da dooooooooooo!
you could pay for another key…… or you could give me five minutes with your computer and a crowbar.
I'm not saying I'll be able to open the crate, all I'm saying is I might not smash your computer with a crowbar…
rel="nofollow">WHAT THE FUEEERRR!?!!!
Nononono! Delete Delete!
Don't give Valve those kind of ideas!
FFFUUUUUUUUUU-
For what I've been through, the next crate should contain, like, strippers and party balloons…
I heard you like crates, so we put a crate in your crate, so you can uncrate (buy a key with real money) while you uncrate (buy a key with real money again).
Edit: MUCH better. I'd be offended if Troll Gabe didn't get his due here.
Brilliant way to make money on Valve's part…
YES! A CRATE! OHMYGODYES! WOO!
We need to go deeper…
inb4 the crate is a crate.
…BOOOOOOOOX!