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Kinect video games… now with 85% less challenge! Call me old fashioned, but I won’t  be leaving my old fashioned controllers any time soon.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 22, 2010 · 12:14 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (254 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)
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Accessories, Depressing, Irony, Kinect, Microsoft, Moving Violations, Racing, Tips & Tricks, Uncategorized, Video Clips, Xbox 360

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I bet if he had to scratch his nose once, he coulda pulled off that vicotry
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At least this guy didn't have Kinect taking nude pics of him.
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Dangit. I am so sick and tired of all these "on rails" driving games!
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Did he....Did he just troll Kinect?
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4 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Look, ma! No hands!
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Set Game Difficulty:

What is real life?
Hard
Medium
Easy
-> I lost my arms in Vietnam dude :(
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Finally, now i can sleep and get achivements, my gamerscore will skyrocket

yes i do sleep with my arms out like that
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Hands-free action!
Minimal effort required!
Easy Learning Curve!
Fun for the whole family! (Especially your 86 year old grandpa, he doesn't have to get out of bed to win)
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Since around 2004: What are those 8bit games you speak of?
Since 2010: A joypad? Is this some sort of new move sensor?
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Behold! The first game to be controlled by your mind!
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So you collect coins, and hit item boxes, which contain random items, allowing you to mess with other cars... and you can use your Mii- er, I mean, Avatars... is this game called Kinect Kart or something?

KINECT - The future of video game controls... well, the future back in 2005.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Now with all the excitement of real racing!
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Next kinect game soon to hit stores: Extreme Blinking Contest
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Another notch in my "Reasons not to buy a Kinect" belt.
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That is WAY to much strenuous activity for me, maybe once Kinect gets a new patch so that I don't have to raise my arms I'll buy it.
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Thumbs up for depressing tag.
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Excite Truck on Wii > This game
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I think he ment NATAL as in Kinect's codename. Same goes for REVOLUTION (Wii) and I don't have the slighest idea about GEM.
(EDIT)
And now I see IntenseDebate failed to put this comment as a reply.
Read DonPedrox's comment first if you don't get this comment.
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Let me rush right out and give Microsoft even more of my money for this exciting new add on for my XBox 360. Now I'll finally be able to sell my Wii.

/sarcasm
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"The only winning move is not to play".
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Well, he was ONLY able to get 3rd place by doing nothing, so the game is only mostly a waste of time.
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Forward Thrust to boost!
Reverse Thrust to pull a stunt!

these techniques are best done one after another.
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Sharp intake of breath!
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So... it's like playing Metal Gear Solid 4?
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
My pet rock is just as good as that MLG wannabe!
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
SUCH ENTHUSIASM.
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It's like Mario Kart, except less fun and ridiculously easy.
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Am I the only one who sees a giant Kabutops in the upper middle of the video before you press on "play"? O_O
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And to think they spent god knows how long on this stuff at E3...oh Microsoft, you and your trolling
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I'm from NATAL and cannot stress enough that this has caused a gaming REVOLUTION, I personally think this game is a GEM
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3 replies · active 754 weeks ago

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