I was going to try and write up some lyrics for this, but I know the folks in the comments section will just do a better job anyway… so take it away guys!
A screencap by Player 2 (featuring Ogre as Demo Jackson!)
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 21, 2010 · 8:54 PM |
Categories: Lords of the Dance, Musical, PC, Playstation, Strike A Pose, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment () 48 Comments |
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Cause this is KILLA! (thriller joke?) you know what? I will not even try to make lyrics…. I dont know any songs… :D
Heavy, are you okay? Heavy, are you okay? Are you okay, Heavy?
I don't know the lyrics to any of the songs, so I'll just moonwalk outta here.
They're gonna have to glue your nose back on… IN HELL!
if you want to change the world ,if all has to start with the man in the eyepatch
Engie are you okay?So Engie are you okay?Are you okay Engie?…(Failish Attempt)
Engie-Tan is, not my lover~
She's just a girl, who, thinks that I am the one~
But, the domination, was, not my fault~
I'm Sorry Demoman Jackson (Ohhh)
but I got the kill!
Never meant to make your Enggie Die
I place stickies a trillion times
…*facepalms at the thought* Okayokayokay you made me do this.
"Oi, kiddies, this isn't the only one-eyed head I've got."
Yeah, Sentry Killer!!
Kill em right
no medics gonna save you
from the crit about to strike!
Of all the ways to go…
Please do.
You've been killed by…you've been crit by…a Smooth Demoman!
They have more noseless, color-changing, child molesting, musical geniuses than they do the likes of me!
Shawn, clicking the pic leads to a dead link.
The Intel's in sight, but something drunk is lurking in the dark
Under the spotlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to run, but stickies frag your face before you cap it
You start to freeze as demo looks into your cocksure eyes
You're dominated!
….
I've done my part, someone more clever finish it up.
id like to see him dance after the medic gets to him…
"you were killed by Docter"
Then I kill that no-clipping menace with a crit grenade…
Demo Jackson likes to show Scout his "smiley face".
'Cause this Is Two fort…. Two fort Night.
And no one's gonna save you from The Demo -- Strike!
You know it's Two fort…, Two fort Night!
You're fighting for your life against A one-sided, Two fort…
Tonight
He's such a liar. He's not a good Demoman.
Ya know, he's bad! He's bad!
Really really bad!
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"The Point is Mine"
Red Demoman
Every night I spam my sticky 'nades
To keep you all out of my base
Not to proud of such a cheap tactic
It's actually a big disgrace
But the point is mine
The doggone point is mine.
I know its mine
Because the doggone point is mine.
Blu Soldier
Negatory, my cycloptic friend
You say the point is yours, not mine
See my rockets beg to differ now
Move along, don't waste my time
Because its mine
The dangnabbed point is mine
You drunken slime
The dangnabbedd point is mine
Blu Soldier
I need it more than you
[Move alone or die!]
Red Demoman
Tough luck, I'm not moving
[Have a death wish, aye?]
both
So turn your tale and flee
Leave me be
Red Demoman
But we both cannot just do that
So let's stop this idle chit-chat
Let's just do what we're good at
And engage in mortal combat!
Blu Soldier
There's some fighting words you drunken Scott
Enough talk, you die, its time
Red Demoman
I know you crave for blood as much as me
But here's your chance to stop your crime
This point is mine
The bloody-freakin' point is mine
You're past your prime
Cause the bloody freakin' point is mine
Both
It's mine, it's mine
No, no, no it's mine
The point is mine, the point is mine
The point is mine, the point is mine
Blu Soldier
The point is mine, (yep) it's mine
You dumb drunk it's mine, (yep) it's mine
Red Demoman
Don't waste your time
The doggone point is mine
The point is mine, the point is mine
Soldier: Demoman, I'm tired of this silly argument
Demoman: Me too, I totally forgotten what it was about
Soldier: You stupid maggot, this point belongs to me and you;re in my way.
Demoman: Well if I do the announcer will have my hide as well as my team's
Soldier: Is that what she said?
Demoman: Huh? Said what? I'M DRUNK
Soldier: I'LL EAT YOUR RIBS!
*explosions*
Both
The point is mine
Mine mine
The point is mine
Mine mine
The point is mine
Mine mine
The point is-
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We dine in hell…IN HELL!
It’s close to overtime, and something red is lurking in the dark
Under the cap point, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but stickies take the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as grenades hit you right between the eyes
You’re gonna die!
Cause this is Demo! Demo man!
And no one’s gonna save you from this sticky launching fright
You know it’s Demo, Demo man
You’re fighting for the point inside a Demo, hellhole tonight~!
(I tried, haha)
Later he was backstabbed by a Spy disguised as a Medic.
Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight, the glow of a cigarette spark
You try to scream but the bullet takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as a baseball hits you right between the eyes,
You’re paralyzed
cause this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
And no ones gonna save you from the uber about to strike
You know its Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, server tonight
You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
But all the while you hear the spy creepin’ up behind
You’re out of time
cause this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
There aint no second chance against a team that’s mostly spies
You know Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
You’re fighting for your life inside of killer, server tonight
Bridge
Sniper rifle’s call
And the dead start to fall in their futile escapades
There’s no escapin’ the scan of the sentry this time
(they’re all online)
This is the end of your life
They’re out to get you, there’s demos closing in on every side
They will explode you unless you charge you’re uber all the while
Now is the time for you and the medic to cuddle close together
All through the night he’ll try to save you from the bullets on the scene,
And now you see
That this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
cause I can kill you more than any scout would dare to try
BOOM, this is Team Fortress, Team Fortress night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, chiller
Team Fortress here tonight
Darkness falls across the map
The other team begins it’s attack
Classes run in search of blood
To terrorize yawls neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the sentries below
To get one look at the intel before they blow
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand gibs
And angry noobs from every spawn
Are closing in to bring red dawn
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of Team Fortress
..I don’t even know…
When the hell was this taken? The hat and avatar are right, though name is clearly shopped. But I’ve been gone for over a week and can’t remember the last time I played Donkey Kong, let alone as Demo.
I laughed more at the avatar. “Bitches and whores”.