Ah, to live long enough to hear the sweet haunting melody of the Gyrados!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2010 · 10:29 PM
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However, you do not want too many beatings. Or you may encounter a Musclekarp.
But you forgot one thing, he is Gary Motherfucking Oak. If anyone can make a Magikarp into a killing machine it's him.
Ah! So the level 99 magikarps at the resort didn't receive enough beatings to evolve, then?
The wondrous mating song of the Gyarados… It's….it's too beautiful for words… -sheds sinlge manly tear-
I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING! >:U
IQ? On the internet? Nonsense.
And this children is why we never let magicarp evolve, I mean imagine a whole ocean full of those gyrados singing….a lot…..day and night! In other news Wooper has found a mommy and daddy that can potentially eat him.
Can I get a Whoop Whooper!
I don't always listen to majestic songs of the sea, but when I do, I prefer Los Gyarados. Stay fishy my friends.
Now to get a Gyrados quartet!
I swear that sounds like Nigel Thornberry!
I found the Wooper unfitting. Made me laugh nevertheless.
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It only worked on you though.
…Look, you can't just keep shooting the people I send over to you with invisible guns (or… scalding them with tea? Seriously, are you some sort of Batman villain on your off time?). We really do need to have that matter of psychological damage and the proper compensation for it (I'm sure the family of that recently deceased intern would feel better knowing his kil- er… boss was properly paid for the damages he suffered from cleaning up).
Also, we have records of you shooting other overly talkative zombies with invisible guns here (You went on record as saying that it was the only way to shut them up). We have no problem with you doing so, but we would prefer if you would use Umbrella made invisible guns rather than 4Kids ones (we don't like having our products be cut down by one of our competitors in the "Biggest Corporate Bastards" category).
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"where is my spine? oh my god" Indeed Larry, The Camera Man. Oh my god indeed.
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Wha-?
This is rel="nofollow">what happened to me after i heard this "sweet melody".
Well…i will try to recover my sanity later.
COMING SOON!
NEW VUVUZELAS!
POKEMON STYLE!
its new! its Happening!
ITS GYARADOS! :D
-pokemon fifa cup 2012-
Pokemon soap opera :D
Whats this you call IQ? And why did it go down by one point? Is it just like your e-peen, going down 1 point every click?
SPELLING SHELLING!
Magikarp*
Gyarados*
Earth*
you might as well have called it GaryDos, i mean i woulda given sympathy points for not forgetting someones girth. but you did.
hi everybody this is my 1st post, GOD DAMM YOU DUMB FACKING A-HOLE I HAD ON HEADPHONES AND NOW I AM DEAD
Ok, store this for future reference, never talk smack about a pokemon video.
"Garydos Sings," coming soon to iTunes!!!
one of the weridest pokemon reladet vids yet. man, i thought battleing a lvl 100 magikarp after the second i lost a cool master contest agenst a febas and i got to stop abuseing rare candies
Only Gary Motherfukin Oak's Gyarados (depending on your starter)
all others are slightly below his
This just ruined the coolness of Gyrados for me… but in a good way… I think.