Like many politicians, GLaDOS pushed campaign promises she just couldn’t deliver.
By DEVOlutionSpud [via Kotaku]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 17, 2010 · 1:10 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
So this is pretty much fantastic.
Well, she's good at lying. A valuable element for any politician.
I'd vote that!
I'm making a note here about GLaDOS election campaign: Huge Success!
I'm more of a pie person myself.
I wish there was something witty to say that could do this justice, but I don't even think an enriching comment is necessary. This is just genius.
She'd be great during the debates. "You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"
i have to say… this is the best use of the barak obama poster style i have ever seen… ever… at any time
can we have cake? yes we can!
Ugh, way to go, giving away the ending, MasterLuigi. >:/
I see nothing wrong here! She'll make shoes for orphans and have our daughters tested. What could possibly go wrong?
Do we get free portal guns?
LIES.
Reporter: GLaDOS, what is your policy on legalizing marijuana?
GLaDOS: FiRsT,yUo WiLl Be BaKeD, tHeN tHeRe WiLl Be CaKe.
"Glados ad campaign jingle"
Aperture Science!
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a new gun
For the people…still alive!
I'm afraid I have some bad news…
Damn, talk about a rough opponent.
We can change this country, we can end the war in the Middle East, we can assume the Party Escort Submission Position! Yes, we can!
Try the GLaDOS diet;
lose 50 pounds, (or your life), and be rewarded with cake (low fat of course!)
Shawn's comment made this submission for me.
i negate you! cake forever!
Oh please. He's clearly only a possible candidate for next year's election due to popularity.
*SUBTLE POLITICAL JAB AT LIFE!*
Pie lover has been attacked by -1 trolls
I help!
+1
Pies forever!
THE CAKE IS A TRAP!
It's even cooler if he's wearing the Black Mambaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
homicidal robot for president? *high five* YEAH!
Ahh, the whole first game makes sense now. All good politicians always seem to get assassinated.
I wish I could rate Shawn's comment 5 stars, too.
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