As expected, the math totally checks out! Joey does his homework before calling you up to make wild claims, that’s for sure!
by Nick Soapdish
Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 8, 2010 · 11:19 PM |
Categories: Charts & Graphs, Nintendo, Pokémon, Science/Math · Leave a comment () 71 Comments |
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Stay thirsty my friends.
You know who helped train Joey's Rattata Gary Motherfucking Oak.
Gotta catch 'em all, my friends.
I hope you guys know your z-scores!
Let's see you learn that, Gary!
Damn it im trying to use calculus to determine how to graph the percentile of Joey's rattata but alas the percentile of his rattata defies logic and mathematics.
Only a deity as great as the Tetris god could have forged this graph… or Nick Soapdish although i think that's just the Tetris god's user name
all hail LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCEEE!
And yet I can still kick his ass. It's a Pokemon battle, not a math quiz.
I like Rattatas! They're comfy and easy to wear!
No, wait, that's not right…
Shawn posting a pic from the comments? http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/top-fucking-perc…
thats… a first.
I think I've deduced why Joey's Rattata is top percentage:
you know how he ALWAYS says Rattata on the phone, even AFTER it has evolved? yeah, Raticate are top percentage Rattata!
this theory seems solid, if I do say so myself
I wish MY Rattata were top percentile, all the ones I find are level 2…
Remember when the comments were about reviewing the picture?
Yeah, me neither.
Joey: My Rattata is SOOO cool man!
Me: Fuck this… *Dynamic Punch*
His rattata is so cool, it can do CSI jokes AT WILL.
Oh shit, were dead.
If anyone says they can beat it, I shall respond with "Who the HELL do you think he is?"
I heard it has perfect IVs, or something.
Joey's Rattata is in the top percentile.
Gary Oak's is THE top Rattata.
i swear to god that this is a repost.
I was going to go on about how Shawn totally didn't give me credit for this, and then I checked. I didn't even e-mail this to him or post it on my DeviantArt.
All the stuff I create and send him and you post one of my creations that I only did for a comment. Argh! the ironies!
but *ahem* I actually totally made this so if you could credit me just so I could feel special that'd be super cool.
http://www.halolz.com/2010/09/08/top-fucking-perc… LOOK AT THE HIGHEST RATED COMMENT.
CAN'T ALLOW YOU TO DOUBLE POST, SHAUN.
That's putting a new spin on FEAR…
I don't usually fight level <10's, but when I do, I prefer Dos Rattatas
It's teeth have experienced more than the entire body of a hundred regular Rattata.
He's a Normal-type, not a Fighting-type. But he's also a Fighting-type, so don't get any ideas.
Anyone from 4chan here yet? Or did they just give up on that?
Yes, talking about his rattata is worth valuable training time.
Rattata is so top percentile, it doesn't take Protein, PROTEIN TAKES IT!
ummm… they aren't kidding. someone hacked the game to check his stats and his IV's and EV's were really good. seriuosly this isn't a joke.
It's really stolen from GARY FUCKIN OAK.
fuck rattata my lvl 100 team of 6 is WAY better