When it comes to your interactive Kinect boating experience, shit just got REAL.
Submitted by my pal Teh-Dave
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 7, 2010 · 10:37 AM
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Categories: Accessories, Bad Ideas, Cover Art, No Caption Needed, Photo Op, Under the Sea, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (110 Comments) |
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…I don't understand the question teacher
rel="nofollow">…*blank stare*…
This thing…. you know, there's something about this…….. its like a ship but smaller and inflated, maybe it can be useful in water…. maybe…. in rivers…..
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Nah, me and my stupid ideas…….
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Be right back! *runs to patent office* (hehe, I'll be millionare!)
Seriously, Microsoft? I never quite understood how all the Kinect's developers must have lived in MASSIVE houses, considering the space you need to properly use the damn machine, never mind the stupid, senseless peripherals…
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all i see before me is vulgarity, lies and profiteering … DAMN YOU RIDICULOUS PERIPHERALS!
You bought something, for a game system add-on that its whole point is that you don't need a peripherals to play.
Now I'm beginning to understand how Pet ROCKS sold so well…
Even more amazing is how that boat allows him to hover in the air.
…crap, now I want one too.
Are you tired of going outside to have fun?
Does the bright sunlight burn your eyes?
Well sir, i got this thing call the game boat just for you!
With the game boat you can:
1:stand still!
2:sit in with a friend!
3:sit in alone!
4:RAGE!!!
5:and then hang youself!
All that for the super awseom price of 49.99 USD!!!
*side effect of the game boat include but may not limited to
1. Decrease of self-esteem.
2. Awkwardness with your friends (if you still have some).
3. Increase of suicidal though.
4. Never getting laid.
5. Schizophrenic.
All aboard the FAIL BOAT!!!
This picture is filling me with overwhelming rage.
MOTION SENSING GAMES ON WATERCRAFT!
And because I am such a big Borderlands nerd, I feel obligated to point out the symbol on the back of his boat looks very similar to the Vault symbol from Borderlands.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/12/05/merch-im-on-a-bo…
This is fake right? Please tell me this is fake…
inb4 nope.gif.avi.jpg.whatever
In reply to the comment…
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=00050…
In this case, I think ignorance would've been bliss.
Why do I imagine a repeat of a situation similar to "Tony Hawk's Ride" when I see this?
Nope. Just add a player stupid enough to spend money on a gaming boat.
"2 kids drowned while trying to use Kinect Game Boat as a real boat"
This will happen I tell ya! And I'm not even kidding here.
After all, how are you gonna play Rad Racer with a boat?
The Wii just may be *sunglasses* sunk…
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
You beat me to it, my good man.
I love the power boat. It's so bad.
"Ideal for Kinect Adventures", I wonder if that means it will work with other games…
Call of duty: On a boat!!!
The best thing is, that thing doesn't even actually float. ^-^
overkill much, i mean the kid isn't even in the boat in the picture
http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/uplo…
EDIT: There seems to be a troll about.
I can see the kids enjoying this, actually.
If this game doesn't include eyepatches and swords, it's an auto-fail.
Wait…so thats why i buy things like that?i thought it was so i could enhance my game play. oh well you learn something new every day!
whatever….
*sunglasses*
floats your boat
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Fuck yeah boating!
I'm going to sit in this thing for 3 years.
This is ridiculous. I've been waiting ages for my big ass sword peripheral for Monster Hunter. Just shakin' my head over here.