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Am I the only one who thought it was a little weird you had to put the pieces of Dracula back together to kill him a SECOND time? I mean, isn’t he pretty non-threatening broken up into obscure body part chunks that are stored in remote locations?
These questions, and many more, will not be answered in brentalfloss‘ latest video!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2010 · 10:51 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (117 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
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Awkward Moments, Castlevania, Cosplay, Creepy/Spooky, Fists of Fury, Head Shot, Konami, Musical, NES, Stinky, Video Clips, Zombies

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Oh Brentalfloss. With or without hair, you are one of the sexiest men on Youtube.
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I have a reason to suspect, that Brentalfloss is an unknown son of Saxton Hale. He's just that awesome.
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2 replies · active 756 weeks ago
I got another suggestion:

Evilfloss

*finger*

1 Million subscribers!

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You mean 100 BILLION...right?
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Know what this generation needs? More real fucking vampires <a href="http://.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4" target="_blank">.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4
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6 replies · active 756 weeks ago
If you mean "Real" as in "believable," "remaining true to the classical style," or "able to organically function," or any combination of the three, then you are referring to Chiropterans from Blood+, which are as "real" as you get.

If you mean real as in "the most awesome vampires, whose awesome level is over the threshold of Captain Falcon's awesome in his pinky (over 10^9001)" then oh fuck the hell yes, we need more real vampires.
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Essentially, real vampires which spontaneously combust in the sun, not sparkle like effeminate fairies.
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Well, if we're going to get all into it, the more powerful vampires have no such weakness or aversion to the sun, such as Bram Stoker's Dracula, where he often ventured out during the day. Indeed, even in most books or pen-and-paper rpgs I've played it's the same, where after becoming insanely powerful and taking a hundred-year-sleep, they are immune to the affects of sunlight, garlic, and most holy relics.
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.... that's fucking amazing. :I
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Damn it!__Everytime I click on a youtube or tvtropes link I get sucked in for like an hour!
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Behind the Screams (1:11~1:13):

"...like RAWLR! You're like GAAW!!"

Those stupid hollywood directors got nothing on him!
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ah brentalfloss, amazingly amusing
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For Shawn:

Simon was cursed by Dracula, and the only way for him to survive the curse would be to put Dracula back together. That's the only reason he did it, and it didn't matter much, since he killed Dracula again anyway.
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You now prossess Dracula's Rib.
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1 reply · active 756 weeks ago
Cool! I'm gonna use it as a shield!
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About time the best "With Lyrics" from Flosstober went up.
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I once thought about getting a job guarding Dracula's castle. Then I looked at his track record regarding minions. Most either end up endlessly cloned about 10% of the hero's journey later, which would admittedly be pretty awesome when I wanted to play monopoly, or zombified if they show up again at all. You'd think with Death on staff he'd have a better health package.
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And now, I wait until F-Zero with lyrics.
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"But you'll cry bloody tears"

If you don't get the joke in that video, you are not a true Castlevania fan.
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3 replies · active 756 weeks ago
But does he have a heart of fire??
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Aww, I was hoping that they'd keep "What is a man?"
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I never would have known someone got trampled if it weren't for that behind the "screams" video :3 also, strangely didn't see that on youtube o_o
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How can you even have sex with this thiiiiiiiiing!!!
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