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I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS... is my poker face. It took 4 years of practice to stare like this for twelve seconds.

Who would have thought all that special poker training he received back in the USSR would end up paying off? Then again who ever thought he’d be playing poker against Max, Strongbad and Tycho?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 6, 2010 · 6:42 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (155 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)
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It looks like the stakes for this game...

*Puts on shades*

just got Heavy

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Strong Bad: HEEEEEH VAAAAAAAAY! HEEEEEEH VAAAAAAAAAY!
Heavy was a GUY!
Um.... he was a WEAPONS GUY!
Uhh.... maybe he just liked WEAPONS!
But he was still HEEEH VAAAAAAY!
HEEEEEH VAAAAAAY!

Gunninating the capture points!
Gunninating the payloads!
Gunninating the other teams!
And the their TINY BABY MEEEEEEEN!
TINY BABY MEEEEEEEN!

AND THE HEAVY SCREAMS OUT:
"CRY SOME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"

(jugga jigga wugga)
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5 replies · active 754 weeks ago
Here's an idea for a TF2 hat: Strong Bad's mask for the Spy
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NOW, just imagine Captain Falcon and Gay Oak crash through the door and join the game.
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4 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I really wanted this game, but didn't have any money.
So I traded a TF2 hat for a gifted version.

God, I love the internet...
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Some think they can beat my hand.... maybe... *sniff* maybe...

But I have yet to meet someone who can beat pa-pa-pa-poker face!
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MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF...Aluminum, because I lost all of my money and that's all I could afford...
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Bonus Hat?!

DAT FEATURE.

Anyway, i think the rest of the RED team is not going to be invited.
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2 replies · active 754 weeks ago
You know what this game is missing as a player?
A motherfuckin' Creeper!

He calls your bluff by hissing.
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Playing poker with four eccentric characters? And I get items for TF2?

What do you say, d20, should I get it?

*rolls a nat-20*

F*CK YEAH!!
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The first thing I'm going to do is bid 400,000$ against the Heavy.
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5 replies · active 754 weeks ago
You know what's funny? I bought Poker Night just to spend the $5 that was left on a gift card on what I thought was a potentially fun game. Suddenly hats and unlocks are announced and all the TF2 hat fanboys (hatboys?) rush to get it.

Also, it's weird hearing Heavy using his inside voice. I think the only other time he was quiet was in Meet the Heavy.
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5/.5 for Strong Bad
No questions asked.
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HOT DAMN
http://www.telltalegames.com/pokernight

Go to that site RIGHT now, and listen to that music. I promise you will not be disappointed.
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"FUCK YEAH!!!"
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17 replies · active 753 weeks ago
Do not try to bluff Sasha.
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Beat me thrice... I am sent to my death
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its sad to think people will buy this game ONLY for the tf2 and never touch the game itself
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5 replies · active 754 weeks ago
announcer: "and here comes the flop."
Heavy: "OH NOOOOOOO!!!"
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And beat him FOUR times, a lvl 4 sentry pops out of nowhere and shot everyone...
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
1:23

He rolled a Natural 20 on his Luck roll.
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Holy crap yes
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Is it a bad thing I'm only getting this game to learn Poker and get the TF2 items?
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"take that chiner man"
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The very fact that this game exists blows my mind.

Not a fan of Tycho's voice, though.
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6 replies · active 754 weeks ago
I saw the signs for this back at Pax Prime. I was skeptical that they could voice Tycho in a way that wasn't terrible, but i guess it could be a lot worse. I doubt Jerry would have to patience to actually record all that crap himself.
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POW! Hahah! -Flings a card onto the table then blows the top of his fingers as though they were a barrel muzzle-
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I kind of feel sorry for the heavy weapons guy... I mean if he loses 3 times... then he dies. Well any way this looks awesome even though i have no clue how to play poker XD
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It's totally worth it.
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I take it this is why the Homestarrunner.com site hasn't had any new videos...?
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Anyone know who does Tycho's voice? It sounds familiar.
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Some people think they can out-bluff me. Maybe.. *sniff* Maybe. But I have yet to meet one who can outsmart boolets. *Drops pocket Aces*
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