Must be encapsulated en masse! Portable Atrocities!
Note: Yes I did make this one myself, since a lot of people have been asking.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2010 · 3:21 AM
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I do believe and hereby proclaim that Gary Motherfornicating Oak now hath a new gentleman of which he can call a competitor for the rest of his days.
What.
Huzzah for portable atrocities and gentlemanly combat between such honorable persons of higher standards.
Please refer to myself as Professor Oak for I have just ejaculated in my pantaloons.
What I find most impressive about this is the completely and utterly perfect grammar, punctuation and spelling. Such a feat, especially considering the words used, is quite amazing.
Verily. That is all.
Relevant.
I wonder how it would sound like as an actual song. Quick, get a gentlemanly voice actor!
I HAVE HEREBY SUCCEEDED IN MY FIRST ENCAPSULATION OF A PORTABLE ATROCITY, SPECIFICALLY CATERPIE
Alas! An encounter of fate.
A young student in the art of portable atrocities named Joey wishes to engage in a fine and honorable duel with thou.
My Ratata is a part of the topmost percentile of said pokemon.
Gary Matriarch-Fornicating Oak… Why dost thou hinder my progression?
Is thine matriarch still a demon whore in the eyes of God?
If this is the truth thy knoweth in thine heart, venture forth! Conduct the apprehension of the Monstrous Capsule Creatures!
It took me a few lines to realize what was going on. Verily, it has occurred to me. Alas, I must be getting back to work, but I will save this bit of prose for later consumption. Perhaps I will even go to the trouble of printing it, that I might read it on the commode.
I enjoy pantaloons of a shortened length. Said pantaloons are agreeable and quite simple to wear.
I have a small purple rat like creature, which appears to be among those at the highest standing of small purple rat like creatures
I cannot allow you to do so, Chief Fox.
There is only one thing to say to this:
tl;dr.
Also, very nice translation!
Anyone want to try to sing this to the tune of the song?
70P when I wasn't looking.
HOT DAMN.
Alright, ya know what? Let's just rename the site "Pokelolz.com"
My word, what is this manner of beast I see before mine eyes? I have simply taken my portable atrocity out for a trip through the water just due south of Fuschia City, after I had a lovely chat with an elderly fellow about procuring one of my portable atrocities. Now I see this atrocity the likes of which I have never seen before……..
EDIT: HUZZAH! Upon submitting my latest endeavor I have discovered that I have procured the legendary '69 e-peen". Wilst thou join me in a celebratory event?
Thou must adjust yourself to face an unpleasant situation;
Also, since you shall be facing two of us, brace yourself two-fold;
To ensure that the planet on which we reside does not suffer any immense harm;
To bring together the masses of our country in glorious harmony;
To refute any immoralities associated with of being honest, as well as those related to emotions of immense passion and romance;
To broaden our maximum grasp to the heavens in which shimmering balls of gas are abundant.
Jessie!
James!
This common allegiance that names itself with a projectile propels itself upward with an immense amount of velocity;
Unless you admit defeat to us at this present moment, you should plan to enter a skirmish with us being your main opponents.
Indubitably, say I, their talking portable atrocity companion, Meowth.
Disregard Females,
Acquire Shinies.
Let us see if a brave soul can gentleman-ize the famous and well known Team Rocket Motto from the Kanto Region. If thine one person is brave, they will verily fight instead of forfeiting.
greatest. thing. since. well, Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow!!!
wait! what's that pidgey doing there? It's not like it's shiny or anything…
try reading this as if it were the real words to the pokemon theme…
Congratulations, you have bested the master of the water based group of portable atrocities. Your atrocities now have the profencies neccessary to remove shrubs from your path. Be warned, however, you shall only benifit from this profeciency once you use a machine obscured from sight to train your atrocity in its use.
Go forth, small-electrical-rodentia, and smite thine enemies with a very strong electrical discharge from your facial region!
Touche, good sir. I thank thee for pointing out my fault.
I am 12 years old and what is this?
It appears that a rather small feline has been placed on top of a rather large aquatic mammal at a high temperature.
YOU'RE NO GENTLEMAN
Unless your monocle is in shop.
Pocket monsters = pokemon
Portable Atrocity = portatroc
Clever translation, the only mistake that I can see is the use of thine. "thine" is the formal possessive form of "thou".In use it's identical to "thy" but it is used before vowels and the letter h. You seem to be using it as either a plural accusative or plural nominative in most cases. To my knowledge there is no formal form of those, so you'll want to change them to "them" and "they" respectively.
Other than that I lol'd.
why is it you who seems to post everything