If only one company could do everything right… think of the amazing games we’d get!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 5, 2010 · 12:15 PM
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in heaven the game updates are done by valve (computer)
in hell the game updates are done by valve (xbox360)
in hell the game updates are done by valve (xbox360)
Wait a minute.... THERE ARE NO HATS?! THAT HEAVEN IS A SPY!!
In hell, games are named by Square Enix.
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In heaven, character design is written by Intelligent Systems.
In hell, character design is written by InfinityWard.
In hell, character design is written by InfinityWard.
In Heaven, it would be only Sonic and Eggman.
In Hell, there are new characters everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
In Hell, there are new characters everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
In Hell... VALVe's release schedule is actually a bonus.
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In Heaven, the music is done by....
Wow... that one's harder than it looks.
Wow... that one's harder than it looks.
In Heaven, Rockstar makes the DLC.
In Hell, Infinity Ward makes the DLC.
In Hell, Infinity Ward makes the DLC.
In Heaven scary games are by 2K
In Hell scary games are made by common Youtubers
In Hell scary games are made by common Youtubers
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In heaven, square Enix becomes Square Soft.
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we should totally send this pic to all of the above mentioned gaming industries and see if they actually do it... the heaven part of course...
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In Heaven, you have card games on motorcycles.
In Hell, you have neither, because I have every single card and use them on every single motorcycle!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In Hell, you have neither, because I have every single card and use them on every single motorcycle!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In purgatory, everything is done by Microsoft or Nintendo.
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Wait a minute...
What's Nintendo's role in Heaven??
What's Nintendo's role in Heaven??
In Hell, Capcom made successful game series, and then changed main hero into emo punk and called the newest installment of that series a reboot... OH WAIT!
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In heaven
nintendo releases an amazing console zelda every year.
Rare is bought back by nintendo and makes awesome games again
beyond good and evil 2 gets released
nintendo releases an amazing console zelda every year.
Rare is bought back by nintendo and makes awesome games again
beyond good and evil 2 gets released
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in heaven, the game that is expected to be made is the duke nukem that was supposed to come out a decade ago
in hell, the game that is expected to be made is the ACTUAL duke nukem game that will come out next year
i got negated... someone is a duke nukem hopeful out there :D
in hell, the game that is expected to be made is the ACTUAL duke nukem game that will come out next year
i got negated... someone is a duke nukem hopeful out there :D
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Ironic about what Tidus says about Pixar regarding cutscenes, seeing as how both Pixar and Square Enix uses the same animation software.
And,
In Heaven, Havok produces visuals like Halo 3 and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2.
In Hell, Havok produces visuals like Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 1 for the Playstation 2.
And,
In Heaven, Havok produces visuals like Halo 3 and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2.
In Hell, Havok produces visuals like Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 1 for the Playstation 2.
In Heaven................ 3D Realms is in charge of release schedules.
In Hell........................3D Realms is in charge of release schedules.
In Hell........................3D Realms is in charge of release schedules.
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In Hell, no matter what you pick...
You will become Shephard's favorite sex toy in the Citadel once you punch his dick.
You will become Shephard's favorite sex toy in the Citadel once you punch his dick.
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No, in Hell the release schedule is set by 3D Realms. "ALWAYS BET ON DUKE." A long-term investment, indeed.
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Oh please. Capcom and Square Enix both get rights to write the dialogue...IN HELL!
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And in soviet russia fanboys make games then? *shivers* I'm never going there EVER.
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In heaven, Sony has a more original design for Playstation Move.
In hell, Microsoft buys out Rare and makes horrible games, oh wait that already happened.
In hell, Microsoft buys out Rare and makes horrible games, oh wait that already happened.
I've always seen the word as "dialogue," but I see it can also be spelled as "dialog". I'm conflicted as to whether to use the hammer or not...
In heaven the control scheme is made by Nintendo
In Hell the control scheme is made by LJN
In Hell the control scheme is made by LJN
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LOL
This reminds me of Hetalia's version of Heaven and Hell:
It's Heaven on Earth when the cook is French, the officer is British, the engineer is German, the banker is Swiss, and the lover is Italian.
It's Hell on Earth when the cook is British, the officer is German, the engineer is French, the lover is Swiss, and the banker is Italian.
This reminds me of Hetalia's version of Heaven and Hell:
It's Heaven on Earth when the cook is French, the officer is British, the engineer is German, the banker is Swiss, and the lover is Italian.
It's Hell on Earth when the cook is British, the officer is German, the engineer is French, the lover is Swiss, and the banker is Italian.
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Heaven for a fighting game-
Arksys - gameplay
Team Ninja - visuals and extras
Capcom - advertisement funding and online
Hell for a fighting game-
Arksys - advertisement funding and online
Team Ninja - visuals
Capcom - gameplay and extras
Arksys - gameplay
Team Ninja - visuals and extras
Capcom - advertisement funding and online
Hell for a fighting game-
Arksys - advertisement funding and online
Team Ninja - visuals
Capcom - gameplay and extras
In Heaven or Hell, the working man's a sucker. That's for damn sure.
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Oh, there's a new, gravy-filled video game in Heaven... IN HELL!!!
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I wish I knew more about these companies so this would be more funny to me.
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Wait wait wait.
In Hell, QA testing is done by LIONHEAD STUDIOS. Hands down. Worst. QA. Ever.
Also, I like to think that Bioware's dialogue is consistently good. I mean... What if Square Enix did the dialogue? That shit is terrible.
In Hell, QA testing is done by LIONHEAD STUDIOS. Hands down. Worst. QA. Ever.
Also, I like to think that Bioware's dialogue is consistently good. I mean... What if Square Enix did the dialogue? That shit is terrible.
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Wow.
This is...very true.
The person who made this pic made an INCREDIBLY good point.
This is...very true.
The person who made this pic made an INCREDIBLY good point.
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In Heaven, the game cutscenes are done by Blur Studios.
In Hell, they're done by Animation Magic.
In Hell, they're done by Animation Magic.
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Blizzard is missing here. Just for the strategy games and for creating Diablo
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Heaven or Hell..... GAMES SUCK!
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In Heaven or Hell, the working man's a sucker. That's for damn sure.
In heaven, square Enix becomes Square Soft.
In heaven, Nintendo gets back to making Star Fox games.
In hell, Nintendo lets other companies develop Star Fox games…
OH, HOLD ON.
And you get a +1 for your analytical answer
Did anyone notice that BioWare makes the dialogue in both Heaven & Hell?
In heaven the control scheme is made by Nintendo
In Hell the control scheme is made by LJN