He’s battled giant sea monsters, flaming horses and poisonous insects, but every trainer must eventually face their ultimate challenge… a shrub blocking their path!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2010 · 6:07 AM
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I guess it looks like Ash…
*sunglasses*
was stumped.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
http://rnzzz.deviantart.com/art/Gamefucks-Pokeman…
Sauce.
Behold, the power of shrubbery. In fact, Nintendo thought it would be funny to make in the next gerneration a dancing tree which you have to water in order to battle… A DANCING TREE WANNABE!
Ah yes, the inevitable shrub.
Only option: Gloom http://www.awkwardzombie.com/comic1-041910.php
GodDamnedTree used BARRIER
It's super effective…
This is why you can't LEAF your GRASS-types behind. It's okay though, as long as you can use CUT outside of battle, you can easily SHRUB this problem of your shoulders.
Man get away from that tree…those things are evil bastards, in fact my whole family was killed by a tree…they just didn't take its gun seriously.
If hes going to find cut, he'll need to *holds in laughter* branch out.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/16/cheer-up-emo-kid…
Shrubs…they see me strollin, they hatin.
(I SUCK at this)
http://www.halolz.com/2009/08/16/cheer-up-emo-kid…
kanto's worst ennemis are 30 centimeter tree
If he had HM02 he could….*giggle*… sprout his wings and fly over it.
It's funny cause he has cut, only he doesn't know it's for trees.
I'd cut that.
inb4 She's Ten, you sick fuck!
Reminds me of something from Resident Evil 4…….
Leon: 'Hey, Hunnigan, there's this fence that I can easily jump over but its not displaying the jump command. What do I do?'
Hunnigan: 'Oh, you have to go around.'
Leon: *turns around and sees horde of ganados*…………. Shit.
EFFIN' Shrubberies!
How do they work?
Saved a great deal of you from a troll… as per usual. >.>
Of course, he might go for me next…
This is relevant:
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Red used CUT!
Red whited out!
If cut works like this, then all Red needs is a lawn mower!
…Right?
That first panel is DEFINITELY haters gonna hate.
He shouldn't get so up tight about it. He should just
*sunglasses*
Brush it off.
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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Red should recruit Scout to cut down the tree with his
herringMackerel.If Ash can't get through this, I really hope he runs into the Knights Who Say NI.
An epic battle of British and Japanese proportions.
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8431/hatersw.j…
Don't know about you, but I want his shirt.
Moments before, he regretted using bullet seed.
You just finish school,
Youre lunch money got stole,
You've been rejected by the girl you love
and guess who's there to block you on you're way home.
A shrub!
JOKE TOO EASY
MUST RESIST LAME COMMENT
I'd hit it!
It doesn't matter where you are, what world you're in. VGL rules you.
Door wont open? Possess magical chains that can cut through Titan flesh? Go find a key.
Possibly out of a monster's head.
Jumpable shrub in your way? A short fence surrounds it? Go find a pokemon to cut the puny shrub.
Also remember its only legal to have 6 different pokemon at you at all times. Otherwise Dr Breen is coming for you. He knows what you did.
Possess a nuke? Sent in soldiers who are now fighting aliens which can ruin the entire human race? Eh, they'll be fine; just tell them up up down down left right left right b a start.
Injured in combat? Apart of a solider unit? Eh just wait behind a wall. Medics and Medkits are for pussies. Speaking of which…
Stuck on a base in Mars? Found the 3 keys you need to unlock the different security-colored doors? Drop them after you leave the stage, I'm sure you won't need them again and again and again…I mean, just look at Samus! She's so sure of herself as she empties her weapons of anything remotely usable.
Living in a fantasy world, fresh out on your adventure with a sword and board? Talking to a knight leading the army of Stormwind Castle who gives you an assignment thats highly dangerous and possibly fatal to you? GO DO IT. What are you, a lazy pussy? Clearly the higher-level skilled soldier has more important things to do.
Entering a fighting tournament? Fighting with such strength or weaponary that its impossible for a person to live through it once? Go two rounds with them. Or three. Your choice really if you want to give them more tries to eviscerate you.
Are you a secret agent in the middle of either a terrorist takeover, a zombie apocalypse, or vampire outbreak? Are you armed with at least a handgun? You're fine, those things have infinite ammo and take a second to reload. Also you don't feel the weight of infinity clips.
stupid shrubs, making me walk through national park to go to goldenrod and ecruteak city. *sighs*, oh well; that's what Butts the Pidgeott is for
Looks like someone needs to get some badges and a lame pokemon to dump cut on in order to move on.
The power of woo--OH GAWD!!!
Well played sir.
I don't get it.
If you can't use Cut outside of the battle, why not use something like Flamethrower?
Looks like Red didn't have what it took…
*Sunglasses*
To make the cut.
YYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
My eyes!!! THEY BURNNNN!!!!
also, Oddish FTW!!!
Funking Shrubs. How do they work?
"Everyday when you're walkin' down the street! Everybody that you meet…" BUSH!
*Puts on professor hat&pointer*
The origin behind this is that when Blue and Red version first came out, many did not know about cut. So many of the first players/people without any information believed that the shrubs were unpassable or secret areas. *THE MORE YOU KNOW :D *
Alternatively, you could view this as he forgot his HM CUT slave for the 99'th time :c
And to think you'll only need that HM for about half the game…
Cross shrub in your path.
Use flamethrower and burn it?
Nope.
Go get Cut.
The knights who previously said Ni demand too many damn shrubberies.
Goddammit… a 5 inch deep pond
And then he spends hours of his life staring at the little tree. Then he goes "OH! I could just step over it!" *lifts leg to step over, leg doesn't move*
"Dammit! Stupid forced game interactions!"
this is why they need a weed wacker-type pokemon.