Holy jeez, amazing! And this isn’t even a contest entry! Maybe someone should tell Neil Fraser to officially enter this!
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Portal Sentry Pumpkin

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2010 · 11:29 PM

(339 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)

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Halloween, Heavy Weapons, Holidays, Portal, Robots, Science/Math, Valve Software

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rory_m 92p · 757 weeks ago

Valve should release this and then call it... The Pumpkin Patch.

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FrEEz 79p · 757 weeks ago

*comes running with sunglasses and catch phrase*

*starts panting*... Excuse me....good...sir... You forgot these....

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rory_m 92p · 757 weeks ago

I forgot the glasses well then i guess... CSI'm Sorry

LIGHTNING NEVER STRIKES TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FrEEz 79p · 757 weeks ago

*stares blankly for a second at the comment*

...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Link4all 94p · 757 weeks ago

Hello? Are you there?
You can take one; more if you share.

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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 757 weeks ago

+1 for that gangsta rap, homes.

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GameboyPATH 106p · 757 weeks ago

Put it right in front of the bowl of candy you leave outside.
See if any bastards feel like taking more than one.

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5 replies · active 757 weeks ago

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 757 weeks ago

*knocks sentry over, takes entire bowl*

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jerenator95 71p · 757 weeks ago

*WAAAaaaaAAAAaaahh*

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Kevvo 86p · 757 weeks ago

"I don't hate you."

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daleth1234 67p · 757 weeks ago

I'll take this snickers and OOOOOH milky way, and some lollipops *begins to fire laser beams* one means one!

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Rocker23220 87p · 757 weeks ago

And a speaker system, and motion joints, and a......

Well, you get the idea.

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deleted722514 108p · 757 weeks ago

His job is so awesome that i even know what GLaDOS would say:

"Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!"

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Spencer 119p · 757 weeks ago

Now you're thinking with pumpkins!

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Darth_Destro 93p · 757 weeks ago

Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military pumpkins. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.

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_Nate_ 66p · 757 weeks ago

The cake is still a lie, but a question arises. Is the pumpkin pie a lie?

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 757 weeks ago

Technically yes, but we have a pumpkin so... anyone in the mood for some honesty?

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SS4FireFox 85p · 757 weeks ago

mm. honesty is freaking delicious.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 757 weeks ago

Oh FALCON no. I have a word of advice for you guys; if you enter a pumpkin pie eating contest, you better damn well be a fat pie-loving bastard. Cause I guarantee you're going to wind up with a stomach ache and a loss.

....Yeah I know this one isn't funny. But its good advice from a spy! You can trust me, right?

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 757 weeks ago

Add a motion detector, a swivel for it to turn on, sound clips, and I daresay this is the ultimate pumpkin.

*Tosses on Guile's Theme for good measure to the awesomeness of the pumpkin*

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 757 weeks ago

Halloween is a fine time to have your pumpkin tested.

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jerenator95 71p · 757 weeks ago

And he's like, Bro I see you.
And I'm like, No you don't.
And then he's like, Oh.

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Ichiinu 88p · 757 weeks ago

Perhaps this should just be auto-entered into the contest anyway?

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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago

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Shawn Handyside 106p · 757 weeks ago

That seems like a good idea, but it's not really fair to the loyal Halolz readers entering. If he wanted to enter it of course I'd accept it, but there are way too many awesome Halloween pumpkins out there to just kind of absorb them into the contest.

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Ichiinu 88p · 757 weeks ago

Ah, sorry. I was under the impression that he had submitted to Halolz himself, just not necessarily as a pumpkin entry.

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xstationcubed 87p · 757 weeks ago

anyone who doesn't give this a five has no soul.

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 757 weeks ago

I rarely even think to rate stuff, thanks for reminding me to.

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Spencer 119p · 757 weeks ago

...You can rate stuff? [./sarcasm]

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 757 weeks ago

If that pumpkin actually says something in Sentry's voice, I will shit my pants.

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Grammar Berzerker 90p · 757 weeks ago

Epic win is epic.

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Kaylem 86p · 757 weeks ago

I guess it uses the leftover pumpkin seeds for ammo?

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srhsdaily 1p · 756 weeks ago

FUKKEN SENTRYS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

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TCC 105p · 757 weeks ago

well my pumpkin already looks like shit, and with people doing pumpkins like this I wouldn't be surprised if I were left in the dust this year...

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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago

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LinkyBS 76p · 757 weeks ago

The important thing is you tried. I, For one, didn't. Yay laziness!

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AuraMaster 107p · 757 weeks ago

I wonder if knows how to use seed bomb...

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Spencer 119p · 757 weeks ago

It it could use vine whip, take your children as far away as possible.

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Dr.Panda 112p · 757 weeks ago

i dont care if this isnt in the pumpkin contest
Its got my vote!

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 757 weeks ago

The ultimate deterrent to pumpkin smashers.

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Gentleman Eraqus 86p · 757 weeks ago

Guess these guys are screwed... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsZYqaSc4cU

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El_bruno 109p · 757 weeks ago

I need to get one of those.
STUPID KIDS GET OUT OF MY LAWN!

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6 replies · active 757 weeks ago

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Zyquux 103p · 757 weeks ago

Nap time.

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Ichiinu 88p · 757 weeks ago

VGcats been showin' up in the comments quite a bit, lately.

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Spencer 119p · 757 weeks ago

Ichiinu speaks the truth!

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HeavyDDR99 63p · 757 weeks ago

VGcats?In my Halolz?
NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Zyquux 103p · 757 weeks ago

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 757 weeks ago

Aww, I was going to post that...

LOL I thought it was a YouTube vid so I was searching there for some odd reason...

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BoxeyBrown 86p · 757 weeks ago

No one's going to be egging their house this year!

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El_bruno on October 29th, 2010 11:32 pm

I need to get one of those.
STUPID KIDS GET OUT OF MY LAWN!
GameboyPATH on October 29th, 2010 11:40 pm

Put it right in front of the bowl of candy you leave outside.
See if any bastards feel like taking more than one.
Link4all on October 29th, 2010 11:44 pm

Hello? Are you there?
You can take one; more if you share.
Paulrus-Keaton? on October 30th, 2010 12:31 am

The ultimate deterrent to pumpkin smashers.
Dr.Panda on October 30th, 2010 12:37 am

i dont care if this isnt in the pumpkin contest
Its got my vote!
xstationcubed on October 30th, 2010 12:48 am

anyone who doesn't give this a five has no soul.
_Nate_ on October 30th, 2010 12:53 am

The cake is still a lie, but a question arises. Is the pumpkin pie a lie?
Ichiinu on October 30th, 2010 1:20 am

VGcats been showin' up in the comments quite a bit, lately.
Ichiinu on October 30th, 2010 1:20 am

Perhaps this should just be auto-entered into the contest anyway?
Kaylem on October 30th, 2010 1:27 am

I guess it uses the leftover pumpkin seeds for ammo?
AuraMaster on October 30th, 2010 1:50 am

I wonder if knows how to use seed bomb…
DM1293 on October 30th, 2010 2:49 am

Add a motion detector, a swivel for it to turn on, sound clips, and I daresay this is the ultimate pumpkin.

*Tosses on Guile's Theme for good measure to the awesomeness of the pumpkin*
rory_m on October 30th, 2010 3:02 am

Valve should release this and then call it… The Pumpkin Patch.
TCC on October 30th, 2010 3:08 am

well my pumpkin already looks like shit, and with people doing pumpkins like this I wouldn't be surprised if I were left in the dust this year…
Jerenator on October 30th, 2010 6:37 am

And he's like, Bro I see you.
And I'm like, No you don't.
And then he's like, Oh.
Missinko009 on October 30th, 2010 8:06 am

Aww, I was going to post that…

LOL I thought it was a YouTube vid so I was searching there for some odd reason…
Darth_Destro on October 30th, 2010 8:32 am

Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the next test is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military pumpkins. The Enrichment Center apologizes and wishes you the best of luck.
Grammar Nazi Ghost on October 30th, 2010 8:53 am

Epic win is epic.
Dumblederp on October 30th, 2010 9:34 am

Dude, dude, this is great.
MasterLuigi452 on October 30th, 2010 2:07 pm

If that pumpkin actually says something in Sentry's voice, I will shit my pants.
BoxeyBrown on October 30th, 2010 4:17 pm

No one's going to be egging their house this year!
Souris Regional High School staff on November 4th, 2010 11:07 am

FUKKEN SENTRYS, HOW DO THEY WORK?