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It may be possible he’s just getting Alzheimer’s at this point.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 28, 2010 · 5:07 PM
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Categories: Advice Meme, Failure, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment (107 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Hurrah. Something of mine finally gets posted.
It's so sad. He can't even remember he has a granddaughter.
In Oak's defense, do YOU know the name of your three neighbors? or your own MOTHER?
inb4 Shitballz
To be fair, Gary did have a sister. Though, she was a woman, so I suppose he only had one relative in town that MATTERED
Gary: Gramps, it's me Gary, remember?
Oak: Huh? Who're you, kid? Oh! You must be here to start your pokemon journey!
Gary: B-but Gramps, it's me Gary, your grandso-
Oak: Hey, Is your mother single?
Gary: But she's you daugh-
Oak: Then do I have a job for you!
*types in douchenozzle* oh I'm so clever.
That's right, I remember! His name is Green!
…Green, go keep Red busy while I sleep with his mother.
Well, even as a baby, gary oak didn't hang around long enough to let people learn his name
And also, Gary has a sister, so he's not Oak's only relative
she's the one who "grooms" pokemon…
I did. I saw the first post, and was like
"where's the effin comic???"
good on you sir, +1
No wonder he needs two 10 year-olds to go find every Pokémon out there… "Pika-what? Come again? Are you a boy or a girl?!"
Protein --> 9800 Pokémon Dollars.
Lemonade --> 350 Pokémon Dollars.
Trolling Gary Motherfu**ing Oak: Priceless.
Gary Mother Fucking Oak. Obviously his grandpa has no taste in music. Or was with Ash's mom when that song became popular. Either Way
Same joke. Different lolz.
Fuck with time.
Rename your nemesis.
it name is a**hole
Now that I think about it, why does Oak have an empty pokedex? Isn't he supposed to be the specialist on pokemon?
Although this made me chuckle, after a little consideration I realized that Gary is not the only person related to Oak, but in fact Gary's sister is in the game too.
I believe this is what you would call an *OBJECTION!*
but…but…we're IN AMERICA!!!
How does…who now?
The most interesting Professor in the world:
I don't always bang your mother,
but when I do, I make sure it's Super Effective.
There's a time and place for everything, friends.
His name is Douchbag, remember Mr. Oak?
Damn we are really getting old you guys. Well good bye friends if this is whats funny now I'm going to go home and kill myself.
(And no the world would be a better place without you jokes)
"Who? My grandson? He beat the Elite Four?
Oh, that's gonna make me come as fast as I can."
"But a second ago, you didn't know who he was."
"I know. >:D"
He can remember the names, locations, and stats of 649 Pokemon across 5 countries, but he can't remember the name of his own grandson, who happens to live next door.
WAT
Looks like Pikachu is suffering from some Angry Kirby Syndrome.
http://www.n-sider.com/contentview.php?contentid=…
C'mon Oak! Elm is more absent minded than you are and he can remember more people in his town than you can!
+1 Pokemon Yellow is my first game I owned and played it religiously for years. Oh it brings back memories seeing that cover ^^
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Diagnosis: You suck.
no, I'm quite sure your name is douche…
didn't Gary have a sister in that town? pretty sure she's related to Oak too
Shitballz? My grandson's name is shitballz?
At least Oak remembers, which gender his grandson is.
Last I checked, Green/Blue's sister lived in Pallet town also.
He's busy naming and re-naming and shooting his aides out of cannons to remember family members.
Me: It's Shitballs.
Oak:Are you sure?
Me:Yes
Shitballs:Wait! your gonna trust this guy other than your own grandson?
Oak:Well… ya he will be more successful than you and someday stay on top of a mountain for 3 years and be the strongest trainer anyone will ever face.
Shitballs:Humpf
Oak:OK stop being a baby here have the pokemon that has the type advantage to his pokemon.
GRAMMAR HAMMER!
*NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP
I'm surprised at you, Doctor.
Has anyone noticed the problem with this??? your rival isn't the only family he has there seen as your rival says that he is going to get a town map from his sister
Well actually Prof. Oaks grand-daughter also lives in pallet, she gives you the town map.