Hey don’t judge, do you know expensive it is to make the technology to instantly heal all your Pokemon? This is way cheaper and helps keep the government funded Pokemon Center system from collapsing under the country’s latest budget crisis!
By Katie Tiedrich (Read Awkward Zombie!)
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 24, 2010 · 5:23 PM
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I guess, unlike the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Gun, PokeBalls cannot withstand temperatures of up to 3000 degrees Kelvin.
I never knew Aperture Science ran the pokémon centres…
There's just only a ~slight~ problem with this theory.
They have to get another Legendary, even though they are one of a kind.
So…why does they always have the same moves and levels as your old one?
So technically, you could "catch them all" by breaking into that part of the Center and stealing all of the Pokeballs.
Why any Pokemon villian has never thought of this beats me.
I'm assuming that you originally said:
"YES! Let them all burn in the depths of Hell! The tormented souls shall be innumerable!"
And then 4Kids used their evil powers to censor "Hell" with "shadow Realm" and "Let them all burn…" with "Let their souls burn…"
Their evil tendrils of power criss-cross every information highway. My Blue Eyes White Dragons can't stop them. My money can't stop them. Even my screwing the rules can't stop them…
Glad they have spare Arceus just sitting around…
now i feel like an jerk for going to the Pokemon center while they were all still in the green just before i save just because everything must be, SPIC OOND SPAM!
Wait did you really just stick that mystery-pokemon-GSball-we-don't-know-what-it-is into that that emergency-pokemon-recovery-incinerator?
/switches to monotone
You know…. I just figured out what that thing you burned was…. It was a dropped plotline in the Pokemon anime… I won-…der whaaat hapened to pRofEsSoR Ivy….
And people say that the nurses are innocent.
BTW, didn't I find and posted this on CoF Fourm in the first place?
I saw the title on Twitter, and I was expecting this exact strip. When Halolz loads, OH MAAAN My psychic prowess was proven once again.
I have a question for you, Shawn.
Wouldn't it cost more to buy all those Pokeballs?
If that doesn't work. Use more fire.
Wait! That's why everytime i give then a pokémon with a nickname they give it back with it's default name. I tought it was a bug!
DUDESKULL!!!
Noooooooo!
they get used to increase the temperature of the fire until they themselves die and are then thrown into the fire to burn, which works, since becoming old causes their fire resistance to go down and eventually die when they do
all they need is an action replay, done deal. or just canceling trades halfway through or whatever cloning technique you decide fits better
Ironically, the most efficient way to cure my pokemon's burn status.
Why do you keep asking for charity. I true gentlemen would rather try to earn it rather than to beg like a no class hobo (excluding dr.Hobo).
KILL IT WITH WATER!
DANG IT ANOTHER POKEMON SUBMISSI-
Oh, it's Awkward Zombie.
I'm okay with this.
You're lost in the wood? No Pokemon center in a 30km radius?
Use the new method: Cooking!
Cooking your Pokemon fully restore their health and happiness!
Disclaimer: We are not responsible or any damage to your pokemons or other people when…
Wait, my Chikorita's a different level than before,
and a different gender!!!
and has a different name!
*after some time*
Heyyy… I thought my Pokémon had an Adamant nature… And I know I pumped it full of Proteins earlier… So why did it only gain +1 Attack after that last level up? MY PHYSICAL SWEEPER IS RUINED!!!
one more thing: who keeps a Pidgey in an ULTRA ball?!?
Excuse me, I'm going to go catch Wotter.
Now that I think about it… wouldn't it be cheaper to have insta-healing balls instead of several buildings that require 24 hour lighting and enough living expenses to house a full grown women and her pet/partner?
How do you think the pokemon centers run with energy when there are obviously no power lines/ power plants in the world?
Where does the Incinerator go? To local restaurants. And who eats there? Trainers! And thus is the cycle complete.
you betrayed me chansey
I said this would be what would have happened if Brock Obama was put into office, but no.
He got voted in anyways, and what happens?
Pokemon death camps.
Look's like your Pokemon,
*Sunglasses*
Are getting fired up.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
The little jingle you hear is actually the muffled screams of your poor Poke'manz
Oh no, my shiny Ponyta!
Clearly the Thick Fat, Flame Body and Magma Armor abilities, not to mention years and years of getting hit by Flamethrowers, Fire Blasts, Flare Blitzs and the like mean nothing when confronted with the Pokemon Center furnace.
Um… I think you just posted furry porn.
I get it! Pokemon Centers use incinerators producted by Aperture Science, AND then they switch burned Pokemons to those stole and sold to them by Team Rocket! I'm a genius!…. Wait a sec, Pokemon Center is free, yet they have to pay? They must be selling this friggin lemonade in secret…
oh, just wait till you see the Pokecenters run by hitler.
the only way the comic could have been made better is if they added screaming to the incinerated pokemon
But what if I only wanted to get rid of poison on 1 of my pokemon and I'm too cheap to buy an antidote?
Meh, whatever gets me a pokemon that's able to destroy again.
god…just go and live with your fangirls
how come they have the same items then?
that means….they have MANY rare items.0.o!
if they have that much items i wish i can steal them -_- or buy them…..
Bullshit. It's impossible to get a Feraligatr in anything but a pokeball. Think about it. You can't catch it anywhere in the wild, the Totodile you get from the Profesors are always in pokeballs, and if you breed it, it goes automatically into a pokeball. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.
How would you get feraligatr in anything other than a pokeball?
Now everytime I need to heal up, I will think my poor pokemon will share this fate :(
There are way too many plot holes in this comic for me to find it funny.
legendary pokemon?