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Just a friendly reminder from Dorkly… treat your Pokemon well or they could turn on you in a heartbeat! I mean seriously even if it wasn’t your pet, you should give proper respect to a fire breathing dragon twice your size!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 14, 2010 · 4:34 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (282 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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And then Charizard visits Oak, the man who captured him when he was just a Charmander:

What will OAK do?
OAK used HUNTING RIFLE on CHARIZARD!
It's super effective!
CHARIZARD tries to FLY AWAY!

Oak: "There's a time and a place for everything...
*Shoots Charizard down*
...but not now."
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7 replies · active 657 weeks ago
Looks like Charizard...

*shades*

... is seeing Red.

YEEEEAAAHHHHISTHISMEMESTILLFUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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6 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Later that day...
Charizard stores Ash into the daycare with ditto
???
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11 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Pssh. Mortally Wounded 11-Year-Olds are like Rattatas. What you really want are Experienced Lawyers. They're like Alakazams. Just don't try catching The Internet... I hear it makes Missingno look like a pansy.
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5 replies · active 757 weeks ago
But then who shows up and challenges that Charizard to a Pokemon battle?
GARY MOTHERFUCKIN' OAK
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3 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Can't let you catch that Pidgeot!
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Pidgeot 18 seconds in = FUCKING LOL'D
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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago
inb4THATSNOTASHTHATSRED
or whatever
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Looks like Charizard

*shades*

Doesn't appreciate Ash's tiny balls!
:/ This one is too lame for a YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Would you like to give MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD a nickname?

MORTALLY WOUNDED 11-YEAR OLD was sent to BILLS PC!
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1 reply · active 756 weeks ago
Ash is level 71, that number is dwarfed my one man.

Gary Fucking Oak.
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5 replies · active 757 weeks ago
I remember having Red that Charizards are rather sore about certain things. If those things continue to dragon, then there bite be a potential conflict between trainer and pokemon. My maim example of this is a trainer who ended up with an iron knee after a the problem tore apart the relationship.

...ok, why does that keep happening?
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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago
And that's why we have Pokemon Yellow, HeartGold and SoulSilver!
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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Seem's the happiness revamp in Black & White has caused some problems
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And now Red is going to be put in Box 1 by himself...

FOREVER ALONE.
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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago
In Soviet Russia...
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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Pidgeot: "I'm not nearly high enough for this shit."
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Charzard! Shame on you! You left a witness (Pidgeot!)

Also,
Ash got buuurrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned
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Does that mean Gary Oak is the Equivalent of Mewtwo?
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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Red's authority is under fire.
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It's the wrong music.
That's the Sinnoh Gym Leader battle theme.
Even if Ash was fighting a Gym Leader, it would be in the wrong place.
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Oh hell yeah, I'd play this Pokemon :D
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Burn baby burn

Disco Infernooooo!
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Day care man: Youre Ash and Misty where holding an egg! *egg hatches* Its a SON OF A ****
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Yeah cause I really hate it when little kids have no idea what they're doing because they're so smart at eleven.
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Youngster Joey wouldn't take that kind of bullsh--...
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Did he have to both beat the crap out of him AND put him in a Pokeball? You would think that either one alone would suffice.
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Pidgeot used BUGGING OUT
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