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FALCON PUNCH

Red-Flare‘s Falcon Punch… it’ll put hair on your chest! Well not hair per se. More like feathers. FLAMING FEATHERS. Of awesomeness? Lets just say it may or may not turn you into a bird. THAT’S ON FIRE.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2010 · 12:09 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (296 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Artistic, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Strike A Pose, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats

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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Made with falcons.
REAL FALCONS!!!

Make your babies punch ABNORMALLY FAST!!!
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8 replies · active 757 weeks ago
FALCON PUNCH!
IT GIVES YOU WINGS!
FLAMING ONES!
ON YOUR HAND!
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There is a typo. See if you can find it.
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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Another literal Falcon Punch submission. I think the jokes are nearly worn down now... Watch me get proven dead wrong.
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4 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Huh that was weird. Ok comments fixed now!
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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago
When god gives you Falcon punches you SHUT THE FUCK UP AND RECEIVE THEM WITH GLEE!
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Old pun is ancient.
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It's got enough energy and electrolytes to BLOW YOUR GODDAMN HEAD OFF!!
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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago
May or may not turn me into a bird eh?
Pass me one of those QUICK!
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3 replies · active 757 weeks ago
This is impossible, no bottle can contain a falcon punch! Unless it's hand crafted by Wolf from pure Australium...
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Bask in his manliness!
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Ah redflare, you never stop amazing me with these awesome things!

She did some kind of Church of falcon thing a while ago.. need to find it >.<
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The hair doesn't go to your chest, IT GOES TO YOUR FINGERNAAAAAAAILS.
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Falcon Punch has enough power to destroy the sun...But then it gets to cold, so it makes ANOTHER sun! FALCON PUNCH POWERRRRRRRRRR!
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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago
Haaa, alright Shawn, if you want, we'll give you another shot at that description.
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Side effects may occur if your not awesome enough such as:
Head exploding
May or may not become a flaming bird
Males may become pregnant
Women may have a surprise abortion(even if not pregnant to begin with)
Your gender may change.
Your Species may change(which will only be a success if you become a Falcon)
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3 replies · active 757 weeks ago
Falcon Punch!
Now in Strawberry!
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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago
it should say HYES!!! not YES!!!
wrong comic is wrong!!!!
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This was posted on my birthday ^_^ the almighty falcon looks over me
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So when does the blue flavor come out?
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1 reply · active 757 weeks ago
the first time you drink it, would the flava have a little KICK to it...
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