Finally those bosses learn how tough it is being a minion!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 7, 2010 · 2:57 PM
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Team Rocket Grunt: So we've been positioned here in Silph Co. to watch for intruder. If we see one we must force them to a pokemon battle, even if he's a small boy around the age of 10, wearing a red cap of some description.
Giovanni: *in disguise* Shouldn't we skip the battle and force him out the building?
Grunt: Yeah, I would, but the executive rockets gave us our orders. Don't worry though, at this stage no-one should have pokemon above lvl30, and I have a lvl28 Golbat!
Giovanni: Oh, is that an intruder over there? Let's get him.
Grunt: Hey, stay there! We're not to move until he walks past us.
Giovanni: What!? That's stupid, get him now! Quickly, he looks like he's healing his pokemon!
Grunt: Doesn't matter, he doesn't stand a chance against my Golbat!
*2 minutes later*
Grunt: GOLBAT!!!
Giovanni: *sigh* Oi, kid!
*2 minutes and a pummelling from Giovanni's lvl 50 Rhydon later*
Giovanni: That wasn't to bad, is there a vending machine somewhere around here?
Giovanni: *in disguise* Shouldn't we skip the battle and force him out the building?
Grunt: Yeah, I would, but the executive rockets gave us our orders. Don't worry though, at this stage no-one should have pokemon above lvl30, and I have a lvl28 Golbat!
Giovanni: Oh, is that an intruder over there? Let's get him.
Grunt: Hey, stay there! We're not to move until he walks past us.
Giovanni: What!? That's stupid, get him now! Quickly, he looks like he's healing his pokemon!
Grunt: Doesn't matter, he doesn't stand a chance against my Golbat!
*2 minutes later*
Grunt: GOLBAT!!!
Giovanni: *sigh* Oi, kid!
*2 minutes and a pummelling from Giovanni's lvl 50 Rhydon later*
Giovanni: That wasn't to bad, is there a vending machine somewhere around here?
The vending machine is around the corner, but it only has lemonade, and it costs 350.
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It's worst in Onett. Hamburgers cost twelve dollars.
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Giovanni's the head of Team Rocket, 350 is nothing to the guy who made an organization to sell pokemon on the black market.
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Giovanni: "WHAT THE SHIT?!? IT WON'T TAKE MY DOLLAR!!! AND I GOT TO PUT IN 350 OF THESE!!!"
Gary Oak (Hidden in the shadows): "He he he...the great equalizer strikes again!!!"
Gary Oak (Hidden in the shadows): "He he he...the great equalizer strikes again!!!"
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Wait, wait, wait. Why would Giovanni even consider putting in one poke dollar at a time? He's not broke!
*remembers money given after beating grunts*
Oh right...grunts aren't that rich...
But wait why would Giovanni have a level 50 Rhydon?! Rocket grunts only use pure poison or poison hybrids or Rattata! I might be forgeting something but I also have a sickening feeling that Gary Oak might be trying to take his spot as Gym Leader under the alias of Green!
(whew long post...I'll go stand in the corner now...)
*remembers money given after beating grunts*
Oh right...grunts aren't that rich...
But wait why would Giovanni have a level 50 Rhydon?! Rocket grunts only use pure poison or poison hybrids or Rattata! I might be forgeting something but I also have a sickening feeling that Gary Oak might be trying to take his spot as Gym Leader under the alias of Green!
(whew long post...I'll go stand in the corner now...)
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I'm a big pokenerd so I can answer that question for you.
As you may know, Giovanni was the 8th gym leader in R/B/Y. One of the pokemon he used there was a Rhydon, along with a Rhyhorn, Dugtrio, Nidoqueen (used again in HG/SS) and Nidoking (also used again in HG/SS). He got his butt kicked and disbanded Team Rocket.
Three years of crap later he was planning to return to his faithful Team Rocket members who called out to him. But his team consisting of Kangaskan, Nidoking, Honchkrow and Nidoqueen got beat once again by the protagonist of HG/SS. Then we see him walk out of the cave the rematch happened in and all we hear from there is a splash of water.
(TL;DR!!!!!)
As you may know, Giovanni was the 8th gym leader in R/B/Y. One of the pokemon he used there was a Rhydon, along with a Rhyhorn, Dugtrio, Nidoqueen (used again in HG/SS) and Nidoking (also used again in HG/SS). He got his butt kicked and disbanded Team Rocket.
Three years of crap later he was planning to return to his faithful Team Rocket members who called out to him. But his team consisting of Kangaskan, Nidoking, Honchkrow and Nidoqueen got beat once again by the protagonist of HG/SS. Then we see him walk out of the cave the rematch happened in and all we hear from there is a splash of water.
(TL;DR!!!!!)
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Why is Guile, Ken and the rest of the "good" guys so happy about Bison's idea?
I mean, he will only give guns to his minions, right?
Bison: Nope! *gives a rocket launcher to Ryu*
Ps: Wily found out what to do.
I mean, he will only give guns to his minions, right?
Bison: Nope! *gives a rocket launcher to Ryu*
Ps: Wily found out what to do.
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"Everyone's Getting a Gun!"
GUN FIGHTER
*Coming soon to a Store Near You!*
GUN FIGHTER
*Coming soon to a Store Near You!*
Quarter Circle Forward + Fierce Trigger Finger Pull!!!
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*Now with fewer flashing red weak spots!*
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But the water in the Water Temples is only an inconvenience to Link, as all enemies are fish, or otherwise aquatic.
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Andross also needs to teach his minionz the art of the barrel roll
Two smart things Andross did:
1. No more flashing weak spots.
2. Hiring Wolf.
1. No more flashing weak spots.
2. Hiring Wolf.
One of the few things Wolf DID let him do.
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Does the robo monkey tell Robotnik his heat breaking tale about how he was originally a cute woodland creature before he was turned into a robotic monstrosity by an egg shaped man?
Robotnik's reaction (after the reveal): I'd like you to head up our campaign to improve our company image and employee morale!
Robotnik's reaction (after the reveal): I'd like you to head up our campaign to improve our company image and employee morale!
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This video is missing Dedede as a Waddle doo.
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Deep in Team Rocket's secret headquarters:
Giovanni: "I know many of you have had a rough time. Getting humiliated by 10-year-olds and such. And I see now that it was probably due your poor working conditions. But no more! No longer will you be forced to use low-level Rattatas and Zubats! Behold!"
*reveals giant bag of Pokeballs*
"Legendaries for everybody!"
"HOORAY!"
Giovanni: "I know many of you have had a rough time. Getting humiliated by 10-year-olds and such. And I see now that it was probably due your poor working conditions. But no more! No longer will you be forced to use low-level Rattatas and Zubats! Behold!"
*reveals giant bag of Pokeballs*
"Legendaries for everybody!"
"HOORAY!"
I accidentally -1'd you! I'm sorry! x(
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Bowser's change: no more walking into bottomless pits
Boos no longer need to stop and close their eyes when face to face with a plumber.
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Wow, it never occurred to me what dicks the Ninja Turtles are.
Well, don't feel TOO bad for the Foot Clan...the turtles get their asses kicked:
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Now all we have to do is get 4Kids to watch their own Americanized episodes.
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Well, without the frustration of the Water Temples, what else is there left to rage in about Zelda..?
...*Plays Oracle of Seasons third temple*
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
...*Plays Oracle of Seasons third temple*
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
actually without the water most of the mechanics of the water temple are completely impossible... so yeah. :I
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-Dr.Eggman hands over brown sphere object-
Monkey: Uhhhh... that better be a coconut
Monkey: Uhhhh... that better be a coconut
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The Water Temple must be hell for Onox, with all that armor.
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ganons was my favorite change game wise
but bison needed to have guns for everyone
but bison needed to have guns for everyone
no more water in the water temple...
if only that were true
if only that were true
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Funny thing. The ad after this was "World's Manliest Rituals". Guess Eggman needs some help from Axe.
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5/5 For Dhalsim's dance at the end.
No questions asked.
No questions asked.
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Is eggman wearing a funnel on his head?!?
'cant we just use lasers?'
'cant we just use lasers?'
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HelLo tHeRe. I aM juSt aNotHeR nOrmaL dEsKtoP cOmpUtEr.
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How funny that Wily got fired by fired. A minion firing their boss? Quite ironic if you ask me.
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"Everyone's Getting a Gun!"
GUN FIGHTER
*Coming soon to a Store Near You!*
You forgot… THE HAIR NET!
ganons was my favorite change game wise
but bison needed to have guns for everyone
Andross also needs to teach his minionz the art of the barrel roll
Is eggman wearing a funnel on his head?!?
'cant we just use lasers?'
How funny that Wily got fired by fired. A minion firing their boss? Quite ironic if you ask me.
But the water in the Water Temples is only an inconvenience to Link, as all enemies are fish, or otherwise aquatic.
Bowser's change: no more walking into bottomless pits
The Water Temple must be hell for Onox, with all that armor.
Does the robo monkey tell Robotnik his heat breaking tale about how he was originally a cute woodland creature before he was turned into a robotic monstrosity by an egg shaped man?
Robotnik's reaction (after the reveal): I'd like you to head up our campaign to improve our company image and employee morale!
Deep in Team Rocket's secret headquarters:
Giovanni: "I know many of you have had a rough time. Getting humiliated by 10-year-olds and such. And I see now that it was probably due your poor working conditions. But no more! No longer will you be forced to use low-level Rattatas and Zubats! Behold!"
*reveals giant bag of Pokeballs*
"Legendaries for everybody!"
"HOORAY!"
Team Rocket Grunt: So we've been positioned here in Silph Co. to watch for intruder. If we see one we must force them to a pokemon battle, even if he's a small boy around the age of 10, wearing a red cap of some description.
Giovanni: *in disguise* Shouldn't we skip the battle and force him out the building?
Grunt: Yeah, I would, but the executive rockets gave us our orders. Don't worry though, at this stage no-one should have pokemon above lvl30, and I have a lvl28 Golbat!
Giovanni: Oh, is that an intruder over there? Let's get him.
Grunt: Hey, stay there! We're not to move until he walks past us.
Giovanni: What!? That's stupid, get him now! Quickly, he looks like he's healing his pokemon!
Grunt: Doesn't matter, he doesn't stand a chance against my Golbat!
*2 minutes later*
Grunt: GOLBAT!!!
Giovanni: *sigh* Oi, kid!
*2 minutes and a pummelling from Giovanni's lvl 50 Rhydon later*
Giovanni: That wasn't to bad, is there a vending machine somewhere around here?
This video is missing Dedede as a Waddle doo.
HelLo tHeRe. I aM juSt aNotHeR nOrmaL dEsKtoP cOmpUtEr.
Why is Guile, Ken and the rest of the "good" guys so happy about Bison's idea?
I mean, he will only give guns to his minions, right?
Bison: Nope! *gives a rocket launcher to Ryu*
Ps: Wily found out what to do.
Well, without the frustration of the Water Temples, what else is there left to rage in about Zelda..?
…*Plays Oracle of Seasons third temple*
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
One of the few things Wolf DID let him do.
Now all we have to do is get 4Kids to watch their own Americanized episodes.
-Dr.Eggman hands over brown sphere object-
Monkey: Uhhhh… that better be a coconut
5/5 For Dhalsim's dance at the end.
No questions asked.
Funny thing. The ad after this was "World's Manliest Rituals". Guess Eggman needs some help from Axe.