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ZOMBIES SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN'

No zombie’s gonna break my stride! No zombie’s gonna slow me down! Oh no!
I gotta keep on movin’!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 5, 2010 · 6:33 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (336 votes, average: 4.76 out of 5)
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Animated, Capcom, Dead Rising, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Weird, Xbox 360, Zombies

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Katey: Run over all poo-head zombies.

*reloads a water gun*

That's my daddys's 'ficial instructions.
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Zombies see me rolling
They hating
Stumbling they trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
My tricycle's so strong
It crushes them
They hoping that they gonna catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
Trying to catch me and eat my brains
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6 replies · active 760 weeks ago
So I guess for this submission it'd be +1's on tricycles?
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17 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Take down the zombie apocalypse in STYLE!

Edit: (Insert 69 e-peen announcement to make self feel cooler)
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9 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Notice how he goes into a CLOTHING store...
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3 replies · active 760 weeks ago
It's obvious he's too white and nerdy.
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normally something along these lines wouldn't be amusing, but the delivery here was just freaking perfect.
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Also appropriate:

Things that bother you, never bother me
I feel happy and fine, A-HA!
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!
Haven't got a lot, I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
loving in the moonlight,
having a wonderful time!
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cop: "sir, aren't you a little old for a tricycle (let alone underdressed)"
you: "uh....uh... *Run cop over with tricycle*"
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Wanna play a Game?.... oh wait...
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10 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Cannot unsee. Scrubbing your eyes with bleach, it does nothing!
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2 replies · active 760 weeks ago
I'd love to just come here and see a post that doesn't make me go "The fuck" this week. Is that so much to ask Halolz? I LIKE MY SANITY.
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4 replies · active 760 weeks ago
TROLLING ON MOTO-

I mean...

TRICYCLES.
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2 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Excuse me.
Coming through.
Excuse me.
Freedom bike
RING RING!
*Hey! You are trying to kill us!*
Freedom.
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Sure its funny in a video game, but do it in a real mall and they say your "mentally unwell" and sent to the looney bin.
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2 replies · active 760 weeks ago
And now for something completely different:

How the HELL did Pokemon Chat Roulette skyrocket to the top of the Highest Rated list???

I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
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3 replies · active 760 weeks ago
Fuck the police.
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zombiez gonna hate
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Hmm yes... but can he do that with no HANDLEBARS?
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And I just saw this earlier today on a different site...small web isn't it?

You aren't nearly a man until you ride to the clothes store in your boxers with hearts, sunglasses and boots...on a tricycle...with TRAINING WHEELS. It's 'ficial information.

In other news: Woo! 69 e-peen and in less than three weeks. Gentlemen, I tip my helmet to you in thanks (because I don't have a top hat).
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Haters gonna hate.
Or eat your brains, I don't think zombies know how to hate.
They only know how to eat.
They're like that one obese guy you see at McDonald's all the time.
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He's a three-wheeled zombie killin' machine! :D
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3 replies · active 760 weeks ago
WHY do they let you do this?
It's not just to tricicyle bit, that's fine, three wheels are better than two.
It's just doing it in your underwares?
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3 replies · active 760 weeks ago
hahaha.. nice gif..
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The zombies must be dumbfounded by the amount of acid, heroin, and roofies this guy musta taken.......
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The white boxers with hearts on them made this even more hilarious.
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My costume:
Blanka mask
Hawaiian shirt
Sandals

Haters gonna hate.
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Yo dawg, we heard you like guns so we put a tricycle in ur dead ri - wait...
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See, everyone said the T.A.N.K. would be overpowered, now look what happened!
(neglecting the fact that it's a bicycle with training wheels)
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