Well the crime rate’s down at least! Although that might be from everyone getting the hell out of that town…
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[VIDEO] The Mayor of SimCity

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2010 · 3:12 AM

(250 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)

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Cypher 71p · 761 weeks ago

This guy's got my vote, he's got such a nice smile. That's how we vote, right?

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 761 weeks ago

He looks like such a nice young man, even with the repeated threats to kill us all.

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 761 weeks ago

Come on! Umbrella unleashes one zombie apocalypse on a city that in all fairness produced no real vital products to the country and everyone's like "Oh my God. They are absolute monsters," but this guy has a giant lizard monster attack his opponents house and even tells you that he can kill you all at once and you vote for him?

Now, I'm not saying you shouldn't vote for him (after all the money/giant reptiles we've given him), but just that you should show the same sort of generousity to all those people who have the power to end your meaningless existance... but would never do so.

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Dracojounin7 88p · 761 weeks ago

That and the quality of hair gel.

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darkdan1100 63p · 761 weeks ago

I thought everything was based on the game, even the votes and.... DAMN IT!

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Marzen 101p · 761 weeks ago

*votes for Jaws*

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Dracojounin7 88p · 761 weeks ago

*Marzen gets killed in a freak flood*

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NekoKnight 107p · 761 weeks ago

People of Sim City, this is Mayor Evil. If you don't re-elect me in the next 48 hours I will fire a nuclear war-head (that I just stole) into the center of the earth which will cause "liquid magma" to flow out of the nearby volcanoes. This "magma" will cover the city turning all the residents into crispy critters. ESPECIALLY the ones in the maternity ward.

Sharks with laser beams on their heads will also be unleashed into ball-bins in McDonalds throughout the city.
/raises evil pinky finger to mouth. MUHAHA HAHAHA HAAA. *Ahem* ... We can still do that right? Come on my City Council of Evil, throw me a freakin’ bone.

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smartmonkey 88p · 761 weeks ago

YES WE CAN!

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NekoKnight 107p · 761 weeks ago

Thank you President Obama, I was starting to doubt you EVIL credentials. At first I thought you were a kind and fair person but now I think better of you. :P

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 761 weeks ago

Unfortunately all sharks were zombiefied, so it will cost about 50% more to unleash them (there's the permits, the cleanup crews, and of course the added zombie fee). We do have zombie fish if you feel it would cost too much now. Let us assure you that they are indeed very ill-tempered as well.

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NekoKnight 107p · 761 weeks ago

Fund it.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 761 weeks ago

Vote Ed Ward for Mayor!

...screw that, vote him for president!

VOTE ED WARD FOR EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE. ALL GLORY TO THE ED WARD!

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smashpro1 94p · 761 weeks ago

I would follow Ed Ward to Hell and back

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Annonith 104p · 761 weeks ago

This guy is probably using my avatar as his election poster.

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Sir_Nox 102p · 761 weeks ago

And yet everybody tries to assassinate the halfway decent politicians...what's wrong with the world?

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Zyquux 103p · 761 weeks ago

Maybe that's how one can judge one's success: the amount of assassination threats/attempts one receives.

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Pearcer 75p · 761 weeks ago

this is going to be a close match as not only is Ed Ward running for mayor, so is Captain Falcon, Gary Oak AND The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!

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4 replies · active 761 weeks ago

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Hejiru 98p · 761 weeks ago

Don't forget Candlejack is running t

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Darth_Destro 93p · 761 weeks ago

Candlejack has my vo

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TheAceOfSkulls 86p · 761 weeks ago

Ah, Candlejack, the greatest creation we've every made.

... Nothing? Man, he must really be slacking off tod

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Marzen 101p · 761 weeks ago

SHAWN FOR PRESIDENT

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Marzen 101p · 761 weeks ago

RETICULATING SPLINES, MOTHERFUCKERS

*watches the town crumble around him as it reforms*

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smashpro1 94p · 761 weeks ago

Those goddamned splines! STOP RETICULATING!!!

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demospyro 76p · 761 weeks ago

We must construct additional PYLONS!

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MorningMoon 97p · 761 weeks ago

Looks like that city is even worse than...

*puts on shades*

It Sims.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Potatotube 94p · 761 weeks ago

And Thus Fallout was created...

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Axel X 90p · 761 weeks ago

Why do I get the feeling Sim City is the past version of the city of Townsville?

Giant lizard attacks, natural disasters happening frequently, superpowers...nah that's just silly.

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daleth1234 67p · 761 weeks ago

well to the city of townsvi-(wait this isn't..... it's sim city.......... the hell am I narrating for then?)

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JboneDRS 70p · 761 weeks ago

he didn't mention putting any gnomes anywhere, i don't think i can be happy now.

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Shatman 96p · 761 weeks ago

King Dodongo, being a load-bearing boss, always ran on a similar platform. He'd off himself if he ever lost.

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smartmonkey 88p · 761 weeks ago

If you guy vote for me i promise that there will be delicious cake for everyone.

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0wire0 80p · 761 weeks ago

You can't cut back on my campaign funding!! You will regret this!!!

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PewnyPL 86p · 761 weeks ago

I don't want to live there D:

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 761 weeks ago

Why not? Its got Award-Winning Healthcare.

...then again, its America...so thats not hard...

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 761 weeks ago

That's what she said.
She was disappointed.

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dope92 94p · 761 weeks ago

HA!

i would win this election cause i know of an even worse threat

total annihilation (sim city 4) or my falcon clones

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DM1293 on October 1st, 2010 4:03 am

Why not? Its got Award-Winning Healthcare.

…then again, its America…so thats not hard…
DM1293 on October 1st, 2010 4:05 am

Vote Ed Ward for Mayor!

…screw that, vote him for president!

VOTE ED WARD FOR EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE. ALL GLORY TO THE ED WARD!
Dracojounin7 on October 1st, 2010 4:52 am

That and the quality of hair gel.
NekoKnight on October 1st, 2010 5:00 am

People of Sim City, this is Mayor Evil. If you don't re-elect me in the next 48 hours I will fire a nuclear war-head (that I just stole) into the center of the earth which will cause "liquid magma" to flow out of the nearby volcanoes. This "magma" will cover the city turning all the residents into crispy critters. ESPECIALLY the ones in the maternity ward.

Sharks with laser beams on their heads will also be unleashed into ball-bins in McDonalds throughout the city.
/raises evil pinky finger to mouth. MUHAHA HAHAHA HAAA. *Ahem* … We can still do that right? Come on my City Council of Evil, throw me a freakin’ bone.
Sir_Nox on October 1st, 2010 5:26 am

And yet everybody tries to assassinate the halfway decent politicians…what's wrong with the world?
Annonith on October 1st, 2010 5:53 am

This guy is probably using my avatar as his election poster.
Nick Soapdish on October 1st, 2010 6:08 am

He looks like such a nice young man, even with the repeated threats to kill us all.
Pearcer on October 1st, 2010 6:10 am

this is going to be a close match as not only is Ed Ward running for mayor, so is Captain Falcon, Gary Oak AND The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!
Marzen on October 1st, 2010 6:54 am

RETICULATING SPLINES, MOTHERFUCKERS

*watches the town crumble around him as it reforms*
Marzen on October 1st, 2010 6:55 am

*votes for Jaws*
Axel_X on October 1st, 2010 10:27 am

Why do I get the feeling Sim City is the past version of the city of Townsville?

Giant lizard attacks, natural disasters happening frequently, superpowers…nah that's just silly.
Potatotube on October 1st, 2010 11:09 am

And Thus Fallout was created…
demospyro on October 1st, 2010 11:36 am

We must construct additional PYLONS!
ArmyOfMidgets on October 1st, 2010 1:08 pm

Looks like that city is even worse than…

*puts on shades*

It Sims.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
0wire0 on October 1st, 2010 1:47 pm

You can't cut back on my campaign funding!! You will regret this!!!
dope92 on October 1st, 2010 1:54 pm

HA!

i would win this election cause i know of an even worse threat

total annihilation (sim city 4) or my falcon clones
smartmonkey on October 1st, 2010 2:21 pm

If you guy vote for me i promise that there will be delicious cake for everyone.
Shatman on October 1st, 2010 9:10 pm

King Dodongo, being a load-bearing boss, always ran on a similar platform. He'd off himself if he ever lost.
JboneDRS on October 2nd, 2010 2:45 am

he didn't mention putting any gnomes anywhere, i don't think i can be happy now.
TheAceOfSkulls on October 3rd, 2010 2:15 pm

Ah, Candlejack, the greatest creation we've every made.

… Nothing? Man, he must really be slacking off tod
NekoKnight on October 3rd, 2010 3:27 pm

Fund it.