Oak is watching you. ALWAYS WATCHING. Don’t you dare pull that bike out inside a building! DON’T YOU DO IT!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 1, 2010 · 1:53 PM
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Oak: "There's a time and place for everything. But not now."
Red: "DAMN YOU OAK GET OUTTA MY HEAD"
Ceiling Oak is watching you masterbate.
Professor Oak is watching you circumnavigate!
Don't ride my bike indoors?
*Sunglasses*
Oak-a
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*Fetal position*
There's always a time and a place for everything…there's always a time and a place for everything…there's always a time and a place for everything…
Go into your bedroom to use your Super Rod?
Not while I'm around.
I feel like this is the most successful advice meme we've had on this site. Could be because it's Pokémon related? …Nah.
But jumping it off cliffs is perfectly fine.
OAK: Look, ASH! Do you see that 'ball' on the table? It holds a 'POKeMON' inside. You may have it! Go on, tooucch iiiit!
GARY: Hey! Gramps! What about me?
OAK: Be patient, GARY, I'll give you one later.
…he does things…. TERRIBLE THINGS! Make it stop so he can't see into my mind ever again…
So in the Pokemon world, if you wanna use a condom, does this mean you have to do it in public?
And don't ever disobey the Oak voice in your mind, or he'll come as fast as he can. And kick the shit out of you.
Why do you even CARE, you old bastard? You always give your best Pokemon to your grandson anyway! Stop ignoring his girth and go admonish him for playing with his balls or something.
Oak knows EVERYTHING you do!
He's always coming as fast as he could when he hears you beat the Elite Four in Kanto.
Other regions have him coming late.
And always remember to tell Oak whether you're a boy or a girl.
He may be omnipotent in most cases but can never tell what gender you are even if it's obvious.
Not even Gary Motherfucking Oak's girth is safe from his watchful eyes (or that's just how impossible it is to ignore Gary's girth, however you want to look at it).
Did we get hit by a -1 troll? Because I see a suspicious amount of 0's (at the time of typing this).
Big Brother (Oak) is watching you
careful, or the thought police will get you!
3 days > 3 months
Just embrace it
Ever wondered why your cyndaquil never opens his eyes?
He does at night… and he watches you… and Oak watches you from his empty pokesouless eyes
Damn already good jokes are taken…
Oh and there are -1 trolls around here.
I helped.
This is relevant to your interests! —--> http://img4.gelbooru.com//images/685/7dedd177db05…
….(>.>)
(<.<)
(' 益 ')
*ASH used PROTEI-
Oak: ASH! NOW ISN'T THE TIME TO USE THAT!
( ._. )
Mentlegen used Nightmare!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
You are slowly climbing the stairs of Radio Tower, having to face a bunch of adult douchebags dressed in black since they run faster than you and Oak won't let you use your bike. And when you finally reach the third floor with the key in your hands who shows up climbing the stairs on a MOTORCYCLE, bursts the locked door open and defeats the boss?
Gary Motherfuc**ng OAK!
You're not the only one…(>.<)
what else has he been watching me do?
/fetal
The Bike Path has rules.
No walking!
amidoingitrite? :C
Whoo, I actually got one of mine put up!!
Cowabunga, dude!!!!
I was always wondering why we cant have our bikes inside buildings….but it does seem kind of douchy to want to bring your bike inside like "hey Mister I'm just gun over your carpet with my bike wheels that are covered in pokemon crap, grass, and mud, k? Oh and can I check your book shelf for money and stuff? Thanks"
-prepares to bring his motorcycle inside-
Do not try to use an object outside of what it is specifically intended for, I will yell at you with my psychic powers.
He knows because he is that Diglett you've had in your PC box… http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/16/diglett-i-choose…
(I don't think I'll ever understand the link thing)
Mind if I use my SS Aqua Ticket for no reason?
You ever wonder why you cant continue without the pokedex…?
…theory solved.
Ceiling professor oak is watching you do EVERYTHING
Prof. Oak scares me even more now
maybe I did have a good reason to ride the bike indoors. Team rocket was after me, and I'm only freaking 10 years old!!! You want me to not run away from a bunch of creepy adults dressed in black?
Toss useless card key that you wont need for the rest of the game since you already beat the Rocket Headquarters?
OAK: THAT ITEM IS TOO IMPORTANT TO TOSS!
Isn't SEMEN already white? o.o
*Falcon Punch'd for bad joke and overworship of Wolf*
Oh gosh… it's Professor Hardwood!
*assumes the fetal position*