But… having no roof makes them lighter! Therefore faster! Besides we spent our entire budget on those super advanced power suits of yours. You guys are lucky we don’t make you walk to the Covenant’s base!
By Max G.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 30, 2010 · 2:45 PM
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I guess having a heavy machine gun/rocket launcher/gauss cannon attached to the back of your vehicle still makes it qualify as 'unprotected'.
Stealing pickup trucks from dirt-poor farmers is a great morale boost for the citizens of Reach.
Hey, you know, they DO make us walk to the Covenant bases most of the time!
MAKE COURAGE ADVICE POSTER
REMEMBER THAT HALO SUBMISSIONS AREN'T FUNNY HERE
Make new advice meme involving Halo
Use default helmet
SHAWN POST ANOTHER COURAGE MEME.
STILL BETTER THAN COURAGE KRATOS.
Hey, it's better that than
Fight for a bunch of robots that transform into vehicles
Be forced to run alone barefoot through a dessert to win the war.
Wow, Six, putting yourself in danger to fight the Covenant… how very noble.
Incorrect, you can either go kamikaze when something gets a sticky on it, or just get really lucky and finally get one mowed over with that slow fucker. Wasted 9 forklifts in Fireflight mode to find out it can kill shit.
In all fairness, the Covenant does the same thing. I mean, who makes aircraft that can be hijacked?!
inb4UnitedAirlines
There have been some hilarious Halo related posts. Just none have really been submitted in a long time. I did like that one video that ruined the trailer though.
USE SUPER AWESOME ARMOR POWERS
MAKE SURE NO ONE IN THE FUTURE CAN USE THEM
I hope I'm doing this right…
looks like ganon
*shades*
Can bring the Halolz
YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
(stealing jokes makes you succesful!)
Shoot at covenant battle ship
With a pistol
Blow up the Spartan Planet
Lose the war to only one of them…
Train for years to become a master at combat, speed, and intelligence.
Spam rocket launcher.
It's kinda funny, cos
I was just playin Reach
Of course you need unprotected vehicles.
One does not simply walk into Mordor!
Uh.. I mean the Covenant’s base..
Pff, more like "Join a Team of Super Soldiers, Do everything yourself."
I'm not complaining, it just makes it that much easier to stick the demons.
Create an all terrain vehicle: Use boost, can't fire.
Get a rocket launcher
Use it as a stick to beat the crap out of everybody
The last important person to ride in open vehicles was JFK, and look how well he turned out…..wait…
I would also accept the following tags:
Join the UNSC Army
Use Everything By The Covenant Army Instead
Live On A Planet
Fail To Have Forerunner Idea Of Self Destruct Sequence
Wear Bright Blue Armor To War
Its The Best Camouflage Ever
Paint A Skull On Your Face
THAT'LL Scare the Split-Lipped Covenant Elites
Give Expensive Bullets To Friend
Wonder What Possible Use Money Has During An Intergalactic War to Survive
Wear A Jetpack
Wonder Why The Fuck Master Chief Doesn't Have One
well at least we can have CARD GAMES ON FORKLIFTS!
Survive a fall from space
Die falling 30ft
I killed two Mgalekgolos (Hunters) at once with a forklift…
Spend your whole life training into a elite soldier in a cool suit
Get backstabbed by a Sangheili
Note to self: Talk to UNSC officials about open topped Cars…
Second Note: Find whoever thought of making warthogs unprotected and shoot em…