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My Cock Blasts Off!

Haha whut? That’s crazy! Five dollars for a newspaper?!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2010 · 11:53 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (210 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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Sad news today, as My Cock was entering orbit it prematurely released dropping at an accelerated rate towards Earth's crust. We will remember the lives of all the people who rode My Cock.

*cue sad trumpet music*
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2 replies · active 761 weeks ago
Fear factor, 17% Crime.
I guess My Cock's police...

*sunglasses*

...is not on the ball.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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A previous headline: My Cock is on the Rise!
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
My Cock Wins Gold... in a cock fight!
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Only in 2456 do Newspapers cost more than Power Lines.
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
What is this "Newspaper" you speak of? And can you download porn on it?
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9 replies · active 761 weeks ago
It's just wrong......

....I mean, there are no flying cars in year 2456? Blasphemy!
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
What's disturbing is that there is 10% pollution in My Cock.
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Don't get too cocky, Star Fox!
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Wait! Could this be a tie in with Kirby?!
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
Ok, i've already seen members post the exactly same comment i was going to post, but this time SHAWN did it.

Damn it, i need a metal helmet...
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I believe there is a -1 troll going around.
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
Ooh, "Tornado Twirls Grozny". That sure sounds like an awful STD.
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Looks like Team Cocket is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaainnnn *bling*
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2 replies · active 761 weeks ago
RETICULATING SPLINES, FUCKERS
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Uh-Oh, the weather report calls for chilly weather. Guess My Cock won't be 'rising' into space anytime soon after all.
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These -1 trolls sure are getting pretty cocky.
...No pun intended.
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
My cock's Fear factor
I lol'd
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Looks like my cock is blasting off again!
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1 reply · active 761 weeks ago
You know I did something similair in simcity 4, But I Named the mayor and town wolf o' donell. I recall seeing something about the towns road guy or whatever(haven't played the game in a while so I don't remember the names.)and he said he can''t let me do some other things around town until I fix traffic. I guess this man can tell wolf what to do or not, Cause wolf did fix traffic.
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I hope that chilly weather doesn't make My Cock shrink down!

.....ya, I'm not even gonna try getting around that one
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How... How would you tax a cock?
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4 replies · active 761 weeks ago
Don't get too cocky.

...I apologize in advance for that.
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2 replies · active 761 weeks ago
hold on Johnny, we're going to the mooooooooooonnnnnn

(on a one-windowed rocket, of course)
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Halolz rule #1
We're doing it right.
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Such a dick.
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I bet this page is full of...
*shades*
cocky people who think they are funny.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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8 replies · active 761 weeks ago

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