He’s the most interesting Pokémon trainer in the world! Unfortunately his strategies are fairly obvious…
By UndeadLex
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 24, 2010 · 2:04 AM |
Categories: Drugs & Alcohol, Gentlemen, Nintendo, Photo Op, Pokémon, Strike A Pose, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment () 60 Comments |
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This talk about water makes me thirsty.
I'll try and stay like that.
I don't always battle with my rival, when he's totally unprepared, his Pokemons are dying, and he's 5 meters from Pokemon Center
But when I do, he's f***in pissed.
1…2…3…*poof* Rattata forgot Growl!
And…
Rattata learned Water Gun!
Ficksed.
I wonder if his only water attack is Dos Equis…
P.S.: If my Spanish spelling is off, then blame Obama.
"Stay fainted, my foes!"
I don't always Catch Missingno,
But when i do, My game gets corrupt, crashes, and ultimately Tramatizes my childhood existence… Furthering my hatred for my loved ones, distancing myself, and slowing dying on the inside.
Keep catching fellow trainers.
I'll take water, on the rocks.
I don't always use legendaries. but when I do, I prefer dos Kyogre
I always use shorts
they're comfy and easy to wear…
Then you're not using a top percentile Rattata!
I don't always use Stomp on Ghost types
But when I do I use a motherf*cking Miltank!
I dont always use water pokemon, but when I do, I prefer Dos Gyras
Stay dragons my friends, stay dragons
I don't always use a pokemon to fly
But when I do, it's a pikachu
Stay confused my friends
I don't always use magnaton, but when I do, I question the manner in which he functions.
he once fought the elite four all at once, they were proud to say their combined efforts made him call back his first pokemon
No mewtwo is a clone of mew. like they made of spiderman except that people like this one.
I don't always make jokes, but when I do, I take it too far.
Shawn: I don't always post 'most interesting man in the world' submissions. But when I do, I include a Pokemon joke.
I don't always browse 4chan.
But when I do, it's to post on /lit/.
I don't always use normal attacks on normal pokemon.
But when I do they're super effective.
It would have been funnier if he said Fire and Rock or something.
He once wrestled an Ursuring with his bare hands…And now has a a bear skin rug.
He caught a Wailord using only a piece of string and his steel will.
Sharpedos have a horror movie based on a vacation he took to the ocean.
He can make any pokemon evolve with only a stern look.
He…Is the most interesting trainer in the world.
Okay, everybody tell the truth, who read it outloud to themselves in his voice?
so much potential!!
So…Where does he fire it from…wait….nevermind
The most interesting man in the world used Splash Attack.
It’s strangely super effective?!?
I don't always use product placements for my jokes. But when I do…
-Puts on pointy sunglasses-
It's Because I'm Worth It!
YEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!
I dont always troll on Halolz, but when I do, I make sure it’s about Pokemon.
I could troll this so hard dude. I hate Pokemon, man.
I don’t always teach my Diglett Fly.
But when I do…
…hey, what?