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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Spartan #1: “I SHALL EXORCISE THE DEMON!”
Spartan #2: “I think he’s getting enough exercise already…”
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 23, 2010 · 6:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (221 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)
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Bungie, Halo, Head Shot, Microsoft, Shocking Results, Spiritual Enlightenment, Xbox 360

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2 replies · active 755 weeks ago
Funny Halolz Submission about Halo

You're doing it right.
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I still can't make half of these damn things funny. I must have dropped my knife somewhere because....

*shades*

I've lost my edge.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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...Great, now I have the voices of those idiotic flag worshipers from Red Vs Blue in my head.
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5 replies · active 755 weeks ago
I see the flag! It's... so flappy!
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Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds! ...ect...ect...
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Damn it you beat me to it! +1
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trollface.jpg
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REPENT SINNERS!THE END IS NIGH!DEMONS IN OUR REACH!DEMONS ARE WITHIN OUR REACH! REPENT THE END IS NIGH!

You shouldn't have done that Ben.......
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
Haha, Reach. I get it.
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You buy Halo Reach and rush home and throw it in your Xbox, hoping to be the first one to get a kill on Halo Reach's public multiplayer ever. You get in game, and who's there punching you in the face?

Gamertag: GaryMFOak6
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Now that's a gamer who really earned his...

*shades*

Halo.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Soldier(1): EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE THE FLAG!
Soldier(2): IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I IMAGINED!
Soldier(1): YES, I HAVE THE FLAG, NOW YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME AS THOUGH I WERE A GOD.
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
*Blues beat him to death*
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This hand of mine glows with an awesome POWER! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!

SHINING FINGER!!!!!
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
Thank God I wasn't the only one thinking that! :D
You get a +1..... On Motorcycles.
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Blue Spartan used Thunder Punch!
Red spartan is paralized, it can't move
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1 reply · active 754 weeks ago
NO! POKEMON CANNOT BE COMPARED TO REACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!POKEMON IS GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good thing his head didn't start doing 360's and projectile vomiting evrywhere, it would have had nowhere to go but the inside of his helmet.

"BLAAAAA-AAAAAARGH, IT'S IN MY EYEBALLS!"
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given the recent pattern of posts, we'll see this again in about 2 weeks, and it will say "Falcon" instead of "Christ"
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
Hasn't there already been quite a few Falcon Punch submissions with Halo involved?
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And the person behind the mask is....
Old Man Jenkins?!
"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!!"
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And the Captain said:

Let there be PAUNCH!
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Why is there ads here about premature ejaculation and doubting jesus?
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
As wrong as it sounds... I see it as well. There's something not kosher here.
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Grunt 1: "Ah, it's the Demon!"
Elite: "The power of Prophets compels you!"

This is a meh screenshot. 2/5
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"I'm enjoying a treat DEREK!!!"
"whatcha doin-"
PAAAAWWWWNCCCHHH!!!!!
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Brute #1: I have slain the Demon!

Brute #2: No, it just looks like some imp beat you to the punch.

Brute #1: GRAAAAGH! -launches Plasma Grenade at ground-

Brute #'s 1 and 2:.... oh, CRA-!!
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AHHH! MY FACE! THE HOLINESS, IT HURTS!!!
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This is Madness!
Madness... no
THIS
IS
RELIGION
*Insert Falcon kick reference here*
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Get dunked on by the pope bitch!!
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AHH DEMON!
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See, i would rate this a four or five if it were something along the lines:
The power of punch compels you!!
or
The power of fist compels you!!

But that's just me.
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"HOLY PAAAWWWNCH!"
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1 reply · active 755 weeks ago
NO! HE"S STABBING HIM!!!!! GET XBOX NOOB!!!!!!
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Now I'm wondering what could compel the power of christ. After all, there is a church of captain falcon.. *trollface.jpg*
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Stupid Multi-threat shoulder noob, everyone knows Gunginir is better!
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THIS ISN'T A THREAD!

THIS IS HALOLZ! *kicks*
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that doesn't make this picture any better
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Son...did you just forget to capitalize the first word in your sentence AND forget to put a period at the end of said sentence?
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child did you think i cared for a second
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Oh you will.

YOU WILL.....
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Don't make me summon up the Skitlord.
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Haiguys. What's going on in he- OMFG! NOT THE SKITLORD!

-Runs in a circle shrieking and crying in fear-
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Lets tempt him to Skitlord.
Pokemon is gay.
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