Clocks are slightly different in No More Heroes…
By theglitchmaster, via CdiGanon
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 16, 2010 · 4:39 PM
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Bitches, y'all know it be's hammer time.
That clock sure has a verbal "tick"
Brings a new meaning to killing time.
*ehem*
NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!!
Does anyone know what time it is?
Hey! This guy stole Kratos' clock!
f*ck, im late for work…
Me: uhh Hey excuse me, do you have the time?
Sir: Uhh, yeah sure, its umm… killing past killing.
-Alternate ending-
Sir: Uhh, yeah sure, its umm… half past… BWAAAAAAGH
You should see Travis's calendar. Monday -- Friday is all killing. Saturday- Anime. Sunday- Jerking off.
(This would all make sense since he does jerk off and watches anime a bit too much)
So does he kill someone every hour? Or is it killing time 24/7? I'm not smart, someone explain. D:
Wake up in the morning feeling like Travis Touchdown
Put my glasses on, I’m out the door -- I’m gonna spin my wheels all over this town
Before I leave, feed my cat from a big ol’ sack
Cause when I kill for the night, I ain’t coming back
I’m talking – slicing dicing, that’s how it goes, goes
Trying on all my clothes, clothes
Feds calling on our phones, phones
Drop-toping, playing my favorite cds
Nearly getting blasted by ol’ bitties
Trying to get a little bit of somethin somethin from that gypsy
[CHORUS]
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow them speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til I see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the slaughter don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
[Chorus]
Ain’t got a care in world, but I got plenty of juice
Ain’t got no money in my pocket, so what’s the use?
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear I got skills
But I kick ‘em to the curb, unless they’re bringing some thrills
I’m talking about -- everybody bringing funk, funk
That girl trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack her if she gets too drunk, drunk
Now, now -- I ain’t goin’ til they kick me out, out
Or the police shut me down, down
Police shut me down, down
Po-po shut me -- DOWN
Don’t stop, make his head pop
DJ, blow them speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til I see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the slaughter don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow them speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the slaughter don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Sylvia, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my swords up
You got me now
You gotta that sound
Yea, you got me
Girl, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my swords up
Get your swords up
Put your swords up
No, the slaughter don’t start until I walk in
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow them speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til I see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the slaughter don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Don’t stop, make it pop
DJ, blow them speakers up
Tonight, I’mma fight
‘Til I see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the slaughter don’t stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Wait, he doesn't make any room for shitting time…
What if he needs to save?!
"What time is it Mr wolf?"
Its 'I Can't Let you do that' Time
FFFFUUUUUUUU-
OBJECTION!
Currently Hakumen is the 4th to top tier, Bang should be the one here.
Adventure Time?
That's what happens when your watch in a doodle on your arm you made with a magic marker
Time to play WHEEL. OF. MURDER!!!
He has a seperate "Cheeseburger Time" clock at home for his cat.
This guy stole pedobear's clock
You're at the 5th ranked match, facing off against a german and a giant brain in a can. You're blood's pumping, the ground's shaking, barely able to keep your ground. You're running at full speed towards this wacko and his machine, katana held high. And guess who falls from the sky, OHKO him and staring back at you with a smug face?
Mister Sir Henry MOTHERFUCKER
(I made this account just to post this comment after much lurking on this site for months!)
THIS IS OVERTIME!
That reminds of playing Sam and Max where i hed to choose between Finish Him and Finish Him and Finish Him and…
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Ok so the big hand is on the killing and the little hand is on the killing that means its…..
Damn it! I need a digital clock.
Killing time until it's Killing Time?
Crap, I'm late for killing!
Silly clock. It's obviously OGRETIME.
We NEED a pedobear one.
You know, with all the money that Travis makes cutting people in half, I guess you could say…
*Shades*
He makes a killing.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
My, look at the time! This inspired an idea in me. *opens photoshop and tf2*
Hand bananas watch
Total slaughter…
Total slaughter.
I won't leave a single man alive.
La-dee-da-dee-da-dee
Genocide…
La-dee-da-dee-dud
An ocean of blood.
Let's being
The killing time.
it's killing past killing… hm… I should probably go kill someone.
Someone had to do one with clock only with "Holding M1" for TF2 Pyro.
Sorry guys I have to get going. It’s almost half past kill already!
Gamegeneral already posted the Vash reference.
What happens when he needs to DODGE!?????