JUMP KICKING VIRTUAL SPACE PIRATES - REMEMBER WHEN SAMUS USED TO SHOOT THINGS WITH HER GUN ARM?

Space karate in Metroid:Other M is fun I guess… still kind of prefer the wave beam though. PEW PEW!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2010 · 11:58 PM 
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Kickin' It, Kung-Fu, Metroid, Nintendo, Team Ninja, Wii

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141 Responses to “JUMP KICKING VIRTUAL SPACE PIRATES”

  1. Puflwiz on September 5th, 2010 12:02 am

    Too bad the game sucked… Team Ninja ruins everything

  2. Jade Catima on September 5th, 2010 12:05 am

    I beat this today… It actually was only half bad. Could’ve been a lot worse. Except for the writing. The writing couldn’t have been any worse if Team Ninja was trying.

  3. Teradohn on September 5th, 2010 12:06 am

    I beat this today… It actually wasn't half bad. It could have been a lot worse.

    Except the writing. The script couldn't have been any worse if Team Ninja was trying.

  4. Link4all on September 5th, 2010 12:10 am

    And thus Samus showed Falcon her moves.

  5. Acrazymonke on September 5th, 2010 12:18 am

    Name one thing kicking sonone in the face can do that shooting somone can't do better?

  6. MrNaleIt on September 5th, 2010 12:18 am

    If you look above her right thigh, you can see she's giving a thumbs up for the camera!

  7. Ivan102 on September 5th, 2010 12:23 am

    Roundhouse kick… Chuck Norris thought her that move.

  8. BasketGT on September 5th, 2010 12:28 am

    Now why would she use her Arm Cannon? What is this, Halogic.com?

  9. dvv402 on September 5th, 2010 12:29 am

    Samus was actually trying to falcon kick…but that doesn't work too well when you whole body is surrounded by metal armor.

  10. MrRaccoon on September 5th, 2010 12:30 am

    Samus: Kicking ass and firing ammo
    and she's out of ammo
    that's why she's kicking ass
    uh…

  11. AuraMaster on September 5th, 2010 12:30 am

    DYNAMIC ENTRY!

    Alternate caption: Samus used Mega Kick!

  12. Gamage on September 5th, 2010 1:15 am

    Am I the only one that just want's her to stop wearing her armour?

  13. TCC on September 5th, 2010 1:45 am

    in other news.. 100p ON MOTORCYCLES! :U

  14. Samus_Aran on September 5th, 2010 2:02 am

    You know, I rarely use physical attacks. Nice job assuming I kick then shit out of everything, smartass.

  15. Dimomarg on September 5th, 2010 2:11 am

    Well, at least she's doing it right.

  16. Nick Soapdish on September 5th, 2010 2:17 am

    Jump, Kick.
    It's all in the mind.

  17. TRIP_FLY on September 5th, 2010 2:44 am

    well this is just bullshit im ratman D ratty and now i lost my effin account due to a dumb mistake =_= i accidently changed my email to my new wanted name ugh

  18. died70 on September 5th, 2010 2:58 am

    Hmmmm…
    maybe it's
    1. kick projection
    2. ????
    3. ????
    4.profit?

  19. Onecanofsprite on September 5th, 2010 4:56 am

    She's probably been playing too many fighting games again.

  20. Marzen on September 5th, 2010 8:32 am

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  21. Marzen on September 5th, 2010 8:38 am

    I see a lot of people claiming that Samus is better than Falcon.

    Church of Samus anyone?

  22. IcyTime15 on September 5th, 2010 9:46 am

    TCC, You made it to FUCKING 100 e-peen, That is so FUCKING awesome, Im so FUCKING happy for you. Yes I was reading your avatar and description.

  23. Vosur on September 5th, 2010 9:51 am

    And to my pet Zebesian Pirate, I leave my entire estate of a Boot to the Head.

  24. vatonnage on September 5th, 2010 10:56 am

    He just wasn't worth the ammo.

  25. Arb on September 5th, 2010 12:03 pm

    Roundhouse kicks: because some mooks aren’t worth infinite ammo.

  26. Missinko009 on September 5th, 2010 1:41 pm

    I was actually expecting a MEGA UBER SUICIDE difficulty level but…that works too.

  27. Arb on September 5th, 2010 2:58 pm

    Why troll samus when you can troll Tifa or Wonder Woman insteadv

  28. sUm GuY w/ Pi on September 5th, 2010 3:23 pm

    Virtual alien space pirates. WHAT?

  29. DM1293 on September 5th, 2010 7:06 pm

    Couldn't the same be said of any game franchise? Lets take Halo.
    "OHMYGOD WHY DONT I HAVE A HEALTH BAR THIS SUCKS."
    "OHMYGOD ITEMS ARE TEH GAYZ."

    And Falcon forbid you get into a Banshee and pilot it like a pro; specially two of them in Halo 1.

    AND FALCON DAMNIT YOU PEOPLE SUCKED THEN AND YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO KILL A STUPID BANSHEE ARGH. *Turns off fanboy rage*

  30. BasketGT on September 6th, 2010 1:02 am

    OHMYGOD WHY WON'T SONIC HAVE ANY GOOD GAMES?!?!
    *Sonic 4 is announced*
    OHMYGOD SEGA IS GOING TO RUIN SONIC!!! LET'S BOYCOTT BY BUYING THE ORIGINAL SONIC(???)!!!!

  31. dope92 on September 6th, 2010 1:30 am

    since when did samus decide to kick things.

    NINTENDO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!???

  32. cAlTh3MAd on September 6th, 2010 8:07 am

    Shawn are you kidding?

    She just Chuck Norris-round house kicked a space pirate…

    Captain Falcon ain't got sh*t on her >:D

  33. HeavyDDR99 on September 6th, 2010 12:51 pm

    since samus is writing here
    WHERE"S THE SEQUEL TO FUSION HUH?

    AND WHEN IS THE NEXT NEXT STARFOX SEQUEl????

  34. BlackSoulBlade on September 6th, 2010 6:27 pm

    Is Lord Grammer Nazi sick today? You seem to be doing a lot of grammer hammering.

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