PIRATE FORTRESS 2

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Onecanofsprite 89p · 765 weeks ago

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A HEAVY IS FREE, YOU ARE A HEAVY!

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Shatman 96p · 765 weeks ago

Whoooo lives in a camper van under the sea?!

PIRATE SNIPER

Polite and efficient and Australian is he!

PIRATE SNIPER

If Heavies and Medics are making you pissed

PIRATE SNIPER

He aims down his scope, and hopes he don't miss!

PIRATE SNIPER, PIRATE SNIPER
PIRAAAAAATE SNIPEEEEEEER!

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deleted722514 108p · 765 weeks ago

It seems that the Heavy...

*Eyepatch*

...got balls of steel.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

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Grammar Berzerker 90p · 765 weeks ago

I don't know about you guys, but I would sure as fuck buy this game.

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 765 weeks ago

"Pirating's good work, mate. Out of doors...."

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Linkman15 81p · 765 weeks ago

In most ways the Demoman is already a pirate.

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Crazysam10 94p · 765 weeks ago

What's that Polly?
Kill them all, good idea!
Arrgh!

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Tenck 72p · 765 weeks ago

Anyone else think the Pyro looks like he could be a member of the Tribunal of the Holy Office of the Inquisition?
I don't know about you all, but when I read pirates I wasn't expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition!

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bearrelroll 66p · 765 weeks ago

Something tells me the heavy's weapon no longer costs 400000 dollars to fire for twelve seconds. Unless it's firing cannonballs of SOLID GOLD.
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Actually, this wouldn't surprise me.

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Spencer 119p · 765 weeks ago

Arghhh, too many little NINJAS on this team! I was told, we'd be fighting PIRATES!

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KamikazeGible 86p · 765 weeks ago

I...can't think of aything witty to say, so I'll just stare at my E-peen relentlessly until it reaches 69.

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juuichisama 83p · 765 weeks ago

What do we do with a drunken demo
What do we do with a drunken demo
What do we do with a drunken demo
Early in the morning?

Also, downloading TF2 just now. After knowing most of the humor and memes surrounding it, I figured that I should finally go and actually play it. 3 hours remaining.

*twiddles thumbs*

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cAlTh3MAd 56p · 765 weeks ago

Soldier: Welcome to the Salty Seas of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!

BTW do you think we will finally be ale to hear the Pyro's voice without a gas mask?

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Sir_Nox 102p · 765 weeks ago

I can only assume that as a pirate Demo Man would never be sober again.

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bearrelroll 66p · 765 weeks ago

Well, we all know that National Talk Like a Pirate Day is coming up soon. Maybe Valve will surprise us...
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Right Valve?

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AuraMaster 107p · 765 weeks ago

Only fitting the Pyro would wear a death doctor mask. Well played, Fenomena.

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Zethyr 77p · 765 weeks ago

Don't run, it's just rum!

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chetoos8 105p · 765 weeks ago

It costs 3200000 pieces of 8 to fire this cannon for 12 seconds

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Taiho 86p · 765 weeks ago

The enemy is stealing our rum!
The enemy is pillaging our checkpoint!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 765 weeks ago

HARR HARR HUDDA HARR!

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DrGary_Nope 56p · 765 weeks ago

I am Heavy Weapons Captain and this is my weapon. She weighs over 9000 kilograms and fires pre-custom made cannonballs at 1 ball per 10 seconds it costs 400,000 gold doubloons to fire this weapon for 12 minites.

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FoxyMayo 89p · 765 weeks ago

Then the most played map would be 2Ship. And it would be glorious.

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Marzen 101p · 765 weeks ago

Heh, I submitted this too.

We must make a team up people to mod the fuck out of this and make it. They will be rewarded.

With cake.

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ThatOneDude 76p · 765 weeks ago

MY HOOKS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisL9l8HzmM

Coodoo 93p · 765 weeks ago

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Gourmet 94p · 765 weeks ago

Spys sappin' mah swabbie!

DrRickRollins 82p · 765 weeks ago

*sees medic's hands*

prostate cancer check just got a wittle bit more painful....

BasketGT 95p · 765 weeks ago

Hmmm... Does this mean Blu Team would be Ninjas?

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Vlauer 88p · 765 weeks ago

JARRRRRRRRRRRRR-ate!

Kirby_Emprer 72p · 765 weeks ago

hello i am heavy cannon guy.... and this is my cannon.

deleted3436117 68p · 765 weeks ago

In the next Update the Demoman will receive a stump leg and a Parrot companion

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MrRaccoon 106p · 765 weeks ago

Also, Heavy's parrot is called Sandvich, yeah!

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combatbeaver 94p · 765 weeks ago

Sniper:"I've got a jar of piss"

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FrEEz 79p · 765 weeks ago

Hooray! Now all that's left is Ninja Fortress 2

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Kevbot_9000 60p · 765 weeks ago

That pirate spy's a ninja!

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deleted4122928 75p · 765 weeks ago

What would the ubercharge be?! O____o

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Puflwiz 51p · 765 weeks ago

*Searches on fpsbanana for pirate skins*

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deleted3436117 68p · 765 weeks ago

Shiver me timbers, 'tis the Red Sniper Rifle Spot!

WOW, I made it to more than 69 e-peen :D
Time to do a crappy photoshop job including my Icon and Top-Hat and Monocle!

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 765 weeks ago

Why is the scrumpy always gone.

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TheFancyPants 98p · 765 weeks ago

So when the Engi says nope here, does he have a telescoping peg neck?

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Kuffey 58p · 765 weeks ago

Yo dawg, we heard you liek pirates, so we pirated your pirates so you can arr while you yarr

ThatOneDude 76p · 765 weeks ago

Oh I am SO digging the monocle on the medic. Es ist gentlemanly.

Shatman 96p · 765 weeks ago

That spy is a Gentleman!

shazbot32 78p · 765 weeks ago

im suprised... spy is not a ninja.

Desgax 47p · 765 weeks ago

RRRRRRRR ye ready for this awesome game?

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Matterisgood 71p · 765 weeks ago

I can never tell a lie. I never really was on your side.

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c1freak 54p · 765 weeks ago

Yo ho ho ho!
If'n ye hire me on as yer helmsmen 'board yer ship The Fortress ah can promise aaarrdventure, gold, rum, an' plenteh o' purty lass's to go round! Har har harrgh!
Also blue coats to fire 'pon.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 765 weeks ago

Not as good as Ninja Fortress II.

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munkyface710 20p · 764 weeks ago

This needs to happen. Now.