Unfortunately they didn’t have broadband connections back then. Everyone had a high ping, even our lord and savior!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 31, 2010 · 6:14 AM
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Great… in case there was any hope of me not going to hell…
Jesus was probably ahead of the queue cause he was a moderator
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unfortunately he was probably running windows '98
It got worse later though. It's taken him about 1970 years and he STILL hasn't respawned.
I lol'ed
Time for hell. See you guys there.
http://nerfnow.com/comic/image/123
RAGEQUIT!!!!1!ONE
Makes you wonder if jesus lag spiked in his life, you know considering the missing years, jumping from like 5 to 20 in a chapter an all…
In his time they also had noobs that said his skills were Hax, freakin' noobs
Oh Jesus, just be honest, it wasn't lag, you just got banned for 3 days for being HAAAX!
At least that team killer Judas got kicked off the server. though Peter switching teams on me was annoying
also, Id appreciate not being voted down. I would like to get back to positive numbers
well, at least his connection was good enough for him to actually respawn.
Once he respawned he turned on God Mode and No Clipped his way out of there.
Now to just get a Bridget picture, and we should have every old gaming joke here on Halolz.
<img> ;http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/sonic/sonic.jpg<img> You're too slow!
On the third day after his team kill Jesus Christ was respawned, only to die for no apparent reason within the day. Afterwards Jesus Christ ragequit from mankind.
Amen.
It took God seven days to create the Earth and Heavens.
It usually takes me seven days to give up on any idea I have in mind.
Well, at least I know now I'm not the only one heading there for lol'ing at this.
I haven't felt this horrible since this
Wow, this has been my sig on GameFAQs for the past 2 years. It's about time Shawn looked at my profile!
Dear sir, you’ve given me the greatest case of an actual lol that I had in about a year. Thank you.
It wasn't a lag.
He was just having a farting contest with C. Falcon in that cave or whatever.
But he was keep losing to Falcon due to not drinking Falcon Punch.
HOLY LORD IS CREDIT TO TEAM!
http://www.halolz.com/2010/08/06/starcraft-ii-mot…
well at least he didn't have to wait 68 years to play the game.
Captain Falcon doesn't need to respawn.
Fuckin' lags, how do they work?!
Aw man. Knowing Hell, everything will be closed but the Glue Factory.
wow…. my old art looks like shit. :I
Jesus is a freaking cheater!
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One ticket plz!
*Sniff" I detect a troll here.
As a strong Christian currently at Bible College who has dedicated my life to Jesus' cause…
I find this…
Fantastic.