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BOXING GLOVES + LIGHTER FLUID = FALCON UPPERCUT!

Necessity is the mother of invention, and Chuck seriously needs to flaming uppercut those  zombies!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2010 · 12:09 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (141 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)
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Capcom, Dead Rising, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Heavy Weapons, PC, Playstation, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Things Are Heating Up, Xbox 360, Zombies

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Its a well known fact Mewtwo was manmade, but did you know the same lab survived,and was not originally a mansion? In pokemon red,The lab that let mewtwo go free due to stupidity tried to package his power under the guise of a mansion. They chose a Random Racer on the pokemon highway enter the test chamber with his motor cycle. The first moves taught to this almost allpowerful humanmon were fighting moves. Shortly after Dynamo Punch and Spin Kick were taught,he was informed his racing days were over. The mansion fell into disarray after codename FALCON escaped.

Seems someones trying to bottle up the energy of god again,only in generic format.
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5 replies · active 764 weeks ago
It really burns me to say this, but...

Looks like Chuck has some
*shades*
HOT MOVES.
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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MY FISTS ARE MADE OF FIRE!
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Captain Falcon references? In MY zombie games?!
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
Chuck used Fire Punch!

It's super effective!
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
Consequently, this equation also solves the meaning of life.
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3 replies · active 761 weeks ago
The math checks out!
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I don't want to set the world on fire....

I just want to start... a flame in your heart!
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Alt1: Shoryuken!

Add your own alts to this.
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16 replies · active 764 weeks ago
It's well known in the world of math that zombies are flammable. Therefore this equation checks out.
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Falcon almighty, great fists of fire!
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Jack Benton from Flatout 2/Ultimate Carnage in action!
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After the lighter fluid burns off, then you have to worry about the gloves themselves catching fire...

No need to worry, you can then throw the flaming gloves at something.

FLYING FIRE PUNCH, GO!!
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HYES!
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The equation leaves out that you have to be as awesome as Frank West to pull it off.
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2 replies · active 764 weeks ago
Guys Learn the names of the moves it's actually called the Raptor boost, ugh.
Facepalm.jpeg
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
Achievement Unlocked: Scientific Godhood 50000Gp
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Now THAT'S killing it with fire!
...Then again, they're zombies, so I guess that's killing it again with fire?
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...Someone contact Glass Joe. NOW. He needs these.
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1 reply · active 764 weeks ago
excuse me i need a dress for my daughter and - PAUNCH!.....im sorry that was awful.... I'll just go hide now.
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I made an account just to correct you guys; It's not lighter fluid, it's Boxing Gloves + Motor Oil.
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