Adding vehicles to TF2? I think they can do better…
By Sir Kemper

RUUUUN RUUUUN, I’M COMING FOR YOU!

Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 16, 2010 · 2:49 AM

(177 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)

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Bad Ideas, Moving Violations, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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SolidScientist 101p · 769 weeks ago

Scout- Pogo Stick

Engineer- Toy Train

Pyro- Fire Extinguisher jet-pack

Soldier- Horse-on-a-stick

Sniper- Kangaroo's pouch

Spy- Vespa

Demoman- Bottle-rocket rollerblades.

Medic- Old-timey big-wheel

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6 replies · active 768 weeks ago

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GameboyPATH 106p · 769 weeks ago

I'd +1, if those made any sense at all.

...well, fine. +1 for silliness.

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Draw Toonz 60p · 769 weeks ago

Wouldn't the Sniper use a van? ...but wait that's his house.
Hmmmm *sets up thinking pose*

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SolidScientist 101p · 769 weeks ago

I considered that, actually...but I figured it would be kind of O.P. compared to the others. I tried to keep all them at least somewhat on-par with the unicycle.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 768 weeks ago

Nonono. Engineer uses this.

GIDDY UP!

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LinkyBS 76p · 769 weeks ago

I was thinking the Pyro would be on a Tonka Fire Truck

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Gourmet 94p · 768 weeks ago

Real men drive Sword Vans!!!

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Warlord Senax 85p · 769 weeks ago

It costs $400,000 to ride this unicycle...
FOR TWELVE SECONDS.

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Vosur 92p · 769 weeks ago

Heavies on Unicycles!

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Xyxoz 86p · 769 weeks ago

Heavies on Unicycles?!

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ThatOneDude 76p · 769 weeks ago

HEAVIES ON UNICYCLES!

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Dudewin 104p · 769 weeks ago

Heavies on Unicycles!

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AuraMaster 107p · 769 weeks ago

Heavies on uni bikes? (AuraMaster Fail)

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KamikazeGible 86p · 769 weeks ago

HEAVIES ON UNICYCLEs!

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dvv402 75p · 769 weeks ago

A unibicycle? How sir would that work?

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FrEEz 79p · 769 weeks ago

Easy - A unicycle taped ontop of another one.

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leelongyee 62p · 769 weeks ago

You glue a unicorn on top of a bicycle

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dvv402 75p · 769 weeks ago

A real man's way to travel.

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GeneralManly -80p · 769 weeks ago

^C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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SacroSankt 59p · 768 weeks ago

Card games on Unicycles!

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GeneralManly -80p · 769 weeks ago

The resulting killing spree lasted for AT LEAST 5hours, and, unfortunately, there were no survivors. Oh, this just in: Heavies on Unicycles!

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Zethyr 77p · 769 weeks ago

Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak- Gentlemen.

The unicycle is a spy!

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1 reply · active 675 weeks ago

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Dudewin 104p · 769 weeks ago

That's what Professor Oak said...

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Senor_Pantalones 95p · 769 weeks ago

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

*squeaky* *squeaky* *squeaky* *squeaky*

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Leo E. 114p · 769 weeks ago

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! IT'S JUST TRICYCLE!

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FoxyMayo 89p · 769 weeks ago

It's like a gorilla on a unicycle... oh wait.

I can sum up this image in three words, though: I fuckin' lol'd. Seriously, a Heavy on a unicycle? That would be damn hilarious.

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AuraMaster 107p · 769 weeks ago

Too bad the RED Heavy's not a bear. BLU Heavy would've had something to wrestle.

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KamikazeGible 86p · 769 weeks ago

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!!!

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MrRaccoon 106p · 769 weeks ago

I'm on a unicycle! I'm on a unicycle! Take a hard luck at the motherfucking unicycle!

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Simply DA 100p · 769 weeks ago

Best enjoyed when listening to this little gem.

Or something like this, too.

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FrEEz 79p · 769 weeks ago

This reminds me of a thread on the steam forums I saw about a suggested item for the heavy - a tricycle. Which he could use to move faster than scout speed i think.

Oh, found the link: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread....

edit: here's the video if you're lazy :D completely fan made but WIP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGInmyGeirk

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3 replies · active 768 weeks ago

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LinkyBS 76p · 769 weeks ago

I thought that was a suggested Item for the Soldier (Armored Tricycle) to replace the Shovel

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FrEEz 79p · 769 weeks ago

Even if it was, wouldn't you agree that this is more awesome?

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LinkyBS 76p · 768 weeks ago

yes, yes I do.

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KamikazeGible 86p · 769 weeks ago

That is one tough unicycle.

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DaOsoMan 28p · 769 weeks ago

oh kemper

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Spolin 90p · 769 weeks ago

I prefer the robo-Heavy version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRALmjNg_VU

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ThatOneDude 76p · 769 weeks ago

OHHH NOOOOOO!!!!

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Zethyr on August 16th, 2010 2:56 am

Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak- Gentlemen.

The unicycle is a spy!
Warlord Senax on August 16th, 2010 3:29 am

It costs $400,000 to ride this unicycle…
FOR TWELVE SECONDS.
ThatOneDude on August 16th, 2010 3:47 am

OHHH NOOOOOO!!!!
Spolin on August 16th, 2010 3:58 am

I prefer the robo-Heavy version.
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FoxyMayo on August 16th, 2010 4:07 am

It's like a gorilla on a unicycle… oh wait.

I can sum up this image in three words, though: I fuckin' lol'd. Seriously, a Heavy on a unicycle? That would be damn hilarious.
Darkangelsv1 on August 16th, 2010 4:21 am

Best enjoyed when listening to rel="nofollow">this little gem.

Or something like rel="nofollow">this, too.
aimless_void on August 16th, 2010 4:27 am

Scout- Pogo Stick

Engineer- Toy Train

Pyro- Fire Extinguisher jet-pack

Soldier- Horse-on-a-stick

Sniper- Kangaroo's pouch

Spy- Vespa

Demoman- Bottle-rocket rollerblades.

Medic- Old-timey big-wheel
Vosur on August 16th, 2010 5:03 am

Heavies on Unicycles!
MrRaccoon on August 16th, 2010 8:55 am

I'm on a unicycle! I'm on a unicycle! Take a hard luck at the motherfucking unicycle!
Sr_Pantalones on August 16th, 2010 9:03 am

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars
No handlebars

*squeaky* *squeaky* *squeaky* *squeaky*
LeoTheProdigy on August 16th, 2010 11:34 am

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! IT'S JUST TRICYCLE!
AuraMaster on August 16th, 2010 11:51 am

Too bad the RED Heavy's not a bear. BLU Heavy would've had something to wrestle.
DaOsoMan on August 16th, 2010 12:28 pm

oh kemper
KamikazeGible on August 16th, 2010 6:45 pm

That is one tough unicycle.
FrEEz on August 16th, 2010 10:29 pm

This reminds me of a thread on the steam forums I saw about a suggested item for the heavy -- a tricycle. Which he could use to move faster than scout speed i think.

Oh, found the link: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread….

edit: here's the video if you're lazy :D completely fan made but WIP: rel="nofollow">