LEMONADE COSTS 350, WHAT THE SHIT : HALOLZ

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MorningMoon 97p · 768 weeks ago

Drink 35,000 worth of lemonades.
Never find a bathroom.

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6 replies · active 728 weeks ago

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 768 weeks ago

This better be the best damn lemonade I ever drank.

*Sip*

.........You got lucky.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 768 weeks ago

Follow bike shop owner to the storage room

????

Get free bike

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14 replies · active 728 weeks ago

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Zabrio 86p · 768 weeks ago

Welcome to the world of pokemon, we have free health care
Bikes cost 999,999,999
Lemonade, 350
ropes magically teleport you
everytime you win a battle you mug someone
Gym leaders stand in the same damn spot for their entire life
No pokemon trainers have fathers, unless they are pokemon professors, or a gym leader
The only education system only keeps kids till their 10
Slyph Co. Owns EVERYTHING
Don't ask were the meat came from, also don't ask why you never see that level 100 magikarp you released into the wild, he just is avoiding you, we tottally didn't fry him up and serve him with a side of chips
Small birds can carry you long distances as fast as gaint fucking dragons
Every round pokemon is a walking bomb
Pokemon have sex only when no one is looking, and also go through the birth process in about 5 seconds and apparently all lay eggs
Pokemon do all the work
There are no wars
we just have one rule
never
give
a
magikarp
fucking
steriods

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yggdrasil325 60p · 768 weeks ago

Remember though, Pokemon was made in Japan. If you look at Pokemon currency as Yen, it makes more sense (350 yen = $3.50)

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 768 weeks ago

I hope the Republicans use this to rally against Obama's public health care plan.
I encourage the use of 'what the shit' in all political arguments.

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Gaytits 87p · 768 weeks ago

Every region is just a better version of a Canada when you think about it.

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DM - Gentrollman 102p · 768 weeks ago

Buy Lemonade

Realize There Are No Lemons In The Pokemon Universe

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 768 weeks ago

I got given a free Eevee, too. Does that mean lemonade is worth more than an Eevee's life?

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Paulrus-Keaton? 107p · 768 weeks ago

I NEED ABOUT TREE FIDDY.

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Cypher 71p · 768 weeks ago

The lemonade I buy is for the Pokemon, too.

I want a drink. So.. Thirsty.. ;_;

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truegentleman 84p · 768 weeks ago

It isn't just ordinary lemonade though. Ordinary lemonade isn't an omnispecies instant healing drink. I don't know what the hell is in it that stuff, but I bet the longer term consequences make snorting asbestos look healthy by comparison.

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KamikazeGible 86p · 768 weeks ago

that's preposterous! That could never happen! Next thing you know, they'll tell me hedgehogs can be fast and engees can elongate their necks!

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TheFancyPants 98p · 768 weeks ago

The hospitals hope to see you again, I could say less about the lemonade company.

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CakeBard 88p · 768 weeks ago

I can get stabbed, cut, exploded, burned, paralyzed, poisoned, crushed, shot, ran over, and knocked out and just go to the hospital for free, but if I want to quench my god damn thirst, I gotta pay 350 for a mutha effin lemonade?

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Not_anon 84p · 768 weeks ago

I don't think I want any lemonade, I'm saving my money to put my pokemon in the free cli-, You know what Nevermind, two cups please.

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Vincent 53p · 768 weeks ago

It's not even real lemonade.

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Cyan Flash 76p · 768 weeks ago

You can get on the boat, monorail, ferry, or luxury cruise, any time you want. Want a bottle of water? 200 poke-yen.

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Red_Skull 48p · 768 weeks ago

taxes on everything so healthcare is free go ahead bitch about your 350 lemonade you barly buy on your never having to eat drink talk use the bathroom journey of catching pokemon and so happen you climb that mountain and never get hurt that there are no human hospitals

god the economy is fucked all around screw the lemonade that you bought for your pokemon and not you! what about your own health or the fact you can live without eating drinking bathing. omg.... Everyone in Kanto is a fucking robot!!!!

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7 replies · active 768 weeks ago

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smartmonkey 88p · 768 weeks ago

i say we start a boston lemon party.

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El_bruno 109p · 768 weeks ago

That's why hospitals aren't free. Of couse, you get great and quick attention in emergencies for no cost, but are you really going to sacrifice a refreshing drink for that?

Today's people and their priorities...

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Ataeru 91p · 768 weeks ago

Don't get pissed off at Lemonade costing 350 (y)en
You guys should not be going to the Pachinko (casino) thats where all of your money is going to.

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 768 weeks ago

That's because in the world of Pokemon, peoples are basically nothing compaired to Pokemons.

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FrEEz 79p · 768 weeks ago

Catching pokemon is cheaper than buying lemonade :D

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Cheat2Win 82p · 768 weeks ago

What?
Lemonade Stand owners need to think big too.

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MoG 105p · 768 weeks ago

Coolboy trainer: What a great battle, maybe we'll fight again
You: *Ahem*
Coolboy trainer: ....-reaches into pocket and puts money into hand-
You: good.

You dont have too worry about the bad economy, you really need to worry about their gambling issues

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StarFox64 4p · 768 weeks ago

a pokeball that could potentially catch the God of pokemon costs less than a glass of lemonade?

seems reasonable

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Leo E. 114p · 768 weeks ago

And stationary costs $50?

ALTERNATE COMMENT: See, that's how they get ya. They lure you in with free health care, then it costs you a fortune to make it worthwhile.

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Caizic 60p · 768 weeks ago

I have never seen any livestock in Pokemon, makes you wonder what they eat for protein (Imagines a Miltank burger).

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Kuffey 58p · 768 weeks ago

Times are hard, pokemon piss is readily available.

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gangler 73p · 768 weeks ago

I can appreciate how there would be humour from an american perspective, but everywhere else the concept of paying for a refreshing beverage but not for medical care isn't exactly outlandish.

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Kirby_Emprer 72p · 768 weeks ago

.....goddammit your making me think about it T_T

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CJ47 73p · 768 weeks ago

dey aint gettin mai tree-fitty

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Matterisgood 71p · 768 weeks ago

Money should not be a big problem considering we steal money from homeless 10 year old bug nerds.

Impressing chicks with our expensive balls however is quite an unfortunate matter.

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fieldy509 1p · 768 weeks ago

you know, to the rest of the world this seems personally reasonable america.

Its not just canada who has free healthcare!

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Kergeros -46p · 766 weeks ago

Let's think for a bit shall we? Pokémon is a Japanese game. Means it's probably based off that culture. The currency used in the Poke-universe is a fantasy version of the yen. 350 yen are barely 3 bucks. Or did you think a bug catcher boy would carry around 350 bucks?

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Desgax 47p · 767 weeks ago

It also seems weird how that it's cheaper to buy a Poke'ball for 200 than lemonade for 350 while a Poke'ball is a complicated device able to store large powerful creatures in a convenient hand held size.
It's like having a iPad being cheaper then a bottle of water. WHAT THE SHIT.

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GuessWho666 60p · 768 weeks ago

pffft
I got a codebreaker, infinite everything.
If only the real world was like that.

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SacroSankt 59p · 768 weeks ago

Looks like Oak needs about tree fiddy.

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zack2544 1p · 768 weeks ago

This is a failure. Pokemon money is based on yen, and 350 for lemonade in Japan is perfectly normal. 350 in dollars is $2.99.

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JboneDRS 70p · 767 weeks ago

It's those damned gas prices doing it... wait... they don't have cars either! WHAT THE FUCKIN SHIT?!?!

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elechel 0p · 657 weeks ago

in soviet canada pokeball catch you!

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Xyxoz 86p · 726 weeks ago

I'm gonna burn Oak's house down!
WITH THE LEMONADE!

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rasm9772 0p · 732 weeks ago

as they've said before the 350 is probably yen.....
hehe 2$ for a little ball that can catch a monster. if pokemon becomes real one day for some wierd reason im buying pokeballs for sure

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