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Yeah I know… the new game is actually called BioShock Infinite… but I think we can all agree SkyoShock would be a way awesomer name, right?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2010 · 3:24 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (147 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Bandet Keith voice: IN AMERICA!
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3 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Is this where you get the double clawshot?
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
"Screw that underwater city, lets build a flying city instead!"
"Sure! What could go wrong?"
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
If Big Daddies can fly:
WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW!?
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
We don't need diving suits where we're going....No, seriously guys, we don't need the diving suits anymore.
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It's about time buildings learned to fall with style
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I think SkyoShock would be a better name but you know what else would be a great name?
Beverley.....or maybe Susan.
They're such lovely names don't you think?
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The one question remains.

Why did that guy put his head into a fish tank?
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6 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Mr. Bubbles, master of land, sea, and air.
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I'd hate to live under that city.
*splat*
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
I vote Shawn for President of naming everything ever
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The SKY'S the limit!!
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I don't like change!!!!!! It's like a fish out of water!!!
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More like... Buyoshock, amirite? Heh?

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If you'll excuse me, I need to go kill myself for making such a bad pun.
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6 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Geez, what a jerk...ripped up a perfectly good balloon and rose garden trying to do something as petty as save his life.

People have no class these days, no class at all. o_>
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I see this might more of a steampunk type of Bioshock. The Big Daddy seem more mechanical and the atmosphere. I think it has a good concept with another legendary kind of city. A city in the sky. The title could of been better and the title art. But, in the end I think it may be good. Hopefully. I didn't see any kind of splicer so it makes me think who will be the new enemies? The Big Daddies? I want to see moar~.
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i must say this is truly beautiful, i mean seriously no jokes, just a beautiful looking city, and great graphics. possibly great game play. i haven't seen it yet so i dunno.
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Holy crap steampunk big daddies. Also, this looks like one of those theme park rides where you watch a movie on the way through. Like the star wars one at Disney World.
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
1:58 - 2:03

Hm...this looks familiar.
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2 replies · active 766 weeks ago
Are you guys seriously suggesting that a series with TWO entries thus far is a 'cash-cow' franchise? Oh, better keep tabs on Left 4 Dead then! TWO entries total, wow, there's only one way THAT can go!

Maybe the optimistic fans actually want to see more of Bioshocks setting and storyline, because, has it occured to you, that the games are actually really good?

Or are you the same people who claimed that Bioshock 2 ruined the 'series' forever?
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Looks like that man...
*sunglasses*
Had a nice fall.
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It's a completely different environment, with different ideals fully consuming the new setting, and some of the halolz posters says they're milking the series? Jesus christ.
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I think I agree with another commenter I saw on Kotaku: the proper name for this game is "Skyline", regardless of what the creators want to call it.
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Look Mommy, another game company trying to milk a franchise to death!
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1 reply · active 766 weeks ago
Adam? Where we're going...we won't need Adam.
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Hopefully nothing like this will show up and ruin the game for us, again. http://www.halolz.com/2010/02/02/once-you-see-it-...
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If they made a Bioshock ride. .I would cream myself. :P
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Bioshock Infinite is a total ripoff of Disgaea Infinite.

*Braces for a "possess" ability, and actually being right*
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... Seriously. Another Bioshock and one that seems to have completely detered from the originally and beautifully designed "interactive Critique" of Atlas Shrugged. if it aint broke, milk it for more money 'til it is.

And to balance out the boringness of that sentence,

Boingo Boingo Whoopsey Knickers.
*Yahtzee*
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