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I WILL PUT YOU IN MY PANTS

Wow another one already? Also wait, doesn’t the completed triforce grant wishes? And you’re shoving it down your pants? That… can’t end well.
By T. Runkington Esq.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 12, 2010 · 8:07 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)
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Bad Ideas, In My Pants, Nintendo, Retro, Secret Items, SNES, The Legend of Zelda

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Cause it's a wallet...... and wallets usually go in pants.......so........um... yeah.........
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1 reply · active 730 weeks ago
Finally broke down and made an "In My Pants" category.

DAH DAH DAH DAAAAH!
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4 replies · active 768 weeks ago
With three sharp edges, it is a very bad idea to put the triforce in your pants.
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4 replies · active 768 weeks ago
You already have Nabooru, Zelda, Midna, Ruto, Saria and Malon. Do you really need the Triforce as well?
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3 replies · active 768 weeks ago
And so The Triforce was put into his pants. Being as the inside of his pants neither evil or good, the Triforce made a world according to what the inside of his pants wanted. But some say the world was so devastating it couldnt be mentioned. Others were overjoyed.
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Come one come all get your TriForce C*#k Ring
COURAGE
POWER
WISDOM
You can have it all for 19.99!
Buy it now we will throw in another one FREE OF CHARGE!
+plus Shipping and Handling
Power, Courage, Wisdom varies by Self Esteem, Girth, and Knowledge of user
Side effects include loss of penis
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
Instead of putting it in your pants, use it to wish for a bigger...erm, fishing rod... yeah....
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Link do you really want to give your penis a wish?
We already know what it wants.
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*puts Triforce in pants*
*Naked Zelda appears in pants*
sweet.
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
Is this how we need to get your attention Shawn? By putting strange items down our pants. YOU'RE SICK MAN.
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1 reply · active 768 weeks ago
Hmmm... I find Zelda II funnier, when he picks up that little kid or doll or w/e... That would be a funnier "I will put you... In my pants" picture.
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3 replies · active 768 weeks ago
These are getting kind of desperate... the originals were funny due to strange objects and facial expressions.
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
As you can see, Navi is far away from him in this picture.
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Do not put the Triforce of Wisdom down your pants if you have a history of heart or stomach problems, or "in my pants" jokes syndrome; for this may lead to serious side effects including: Heart failure, Loss of bowel control, and Loss of pants disease. Please consult your physician if the Triforce of Wisdom lasts for over 4 hours.

overused joke is overused :3
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,,,,,, link wears pants? ,_,
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1 reply · active 768 weeks ago
Well, his pants get any wish they want now.
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2 replies · active 768 weeks ago
I know what he's gonna wish for, and it starts with "Natural" and ends with "Male Enhancement".
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Is that a Triforce of Power in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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1 reply · active 768 weeks ago
The Triforce of Wisdom seems to be ineffectual when Link uses it...
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Hey, Zelda! Wanna see my Triforce of Power? *wink wink*
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2 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Link's pixelated shlong will fit perfectly in that "hole".
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Good luck fitting it there :P
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9 replies · active 768 weeks ago
the Triforce is getting....
Pantsed
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I just read some of the tags in ltr order
the 1st 5 words: "Bad Ideas In My Pants"
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If it's what my crotch wants, then it can only end well.
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Link: "I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me! If the King did it, so can I right?"
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That can’t end well... for her!
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More like "in my tunic" amirite? :D
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