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Sorry doctor… but sacrifices must be made, for science!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 5, 2010 · 2:00 PM 
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The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Medic is not a Spy and will never threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot cloak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Medic does cloak, the Enrichment Center advises you to not Spycheck.
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THIS WAS TRIUMPH.
IM MAKING SANDVICH,
GOOD TIMES!
HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION

TWOFORTBOWL
WE CAPTURE THE POINT BECAUSE WE CAN
FOR THE BOMB TO BLOW UP THE ENEMY
AND NOW THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
BUT THERE'S NO USE CRYING OVER EVERY LOSS.
YOU JUST KEEP BLASTING TILL YOU WIN THE GAME.
AND THE SENTRIES GET BUILT AND WE KILL THEM ALL DEAD
FOR THE SIDE THAT WE'RE ON

I'M NOT EVEN HUNGRY
. I'M BEING SO SINCERE RIGHT NOW.
EVEN THOUGH YOU STOLE MY SANDVICH AND KILLED ME.
AND TEABAGGED MY HEAD.
AND BURNED UP ME AS A PRYO.
AS I GIBBED IT HURT BECAUSE, I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
NOW THESE SNIPER MARKS MAKE A BEAUTIFUL LINE
AND WE'RE OUT OF THE GATE WE'RE STARTING ON TIME.
SO I'M GLAD I GOT BURNED, THINK OF ALL THE POINTS YOU EARNED
FOR THE CLASSES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

GO AHEAD AND LEAVE ME
I THINK I PREFER TO WALK.
MAYBE MEDIC WILL COME AND HELP YOU.
MAYBE HE'LL UBER.
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA! FAT CHANCE!
ANYWAY THIS MEAT IS GREAT,
SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST.
LOOK AT ME STILL EATING WHEN THERE'S KILLING TO DO.
WHEN YOU SEE ME YOU GO "POO!"
I HAVE CARTS TO RUN
THERE ARE POINTS TO BE DONE
FOR THE CLASSES WHO ARE STILL ALIVE.

AND BELIEVE ME I AM STILL ALIVE
I'M FIRING GUNS AND I'M STILL ALIVE
I FEEL GREAT AND I'M STILL ALIVE
AND WHILE YOUR BURNING I'LL BE STILL ALIVE.
AND WHEN YOUR GIBBED I WILL BE STILL ALIVE.
STILL ALIVE.
still alive.
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2 replies · active 767 weeks ago
THAT HEAVY'S A BILLY MAYS
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Darn good JYEOURB!
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Now you're thinking with Medics!
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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago
Wait a second, why didn't the Heavy just hold the door open for the medic? Or why didn't heavy stand on the switch and then use his Taunt to go through the door?

Dummkoffs!
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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago
Medics are replaceable.
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Get behind me, doctor!

...Now just stay there a while
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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago
Because they do it from behind?
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If I had an uber for everytime a Heavy ditched me...I'd have nein.
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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago
Who -1'd this? It's not the best joke, but definitely not -1 worthy.
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The Sandvich is a lie.
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3 replies · active 767 weeks ago
No, IT'S A SPY
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The Spy is a pie.
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The pie is a
well it's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOUori5V2qo&fe...
I ran out of witty things to say.
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Now your thinking with Tauntkills.

"GET ON POINT!"
"Nein." *neckstretch*
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if you tought sentries were annoying before.Sentries LV 3 on portal!
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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago
Try using boxes now, sucka!
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GLaDOS will I ever make it out alive?
Nope.
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Are you still there? Snack time.

I think we can still make sandvich. For science. You monster.
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GLaDOS is Spy!
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6 replies · active 767 weeks ago
Entire team is robots!
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Who sends robots to fight me?!
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My robots, They are made of Steel!
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What els would they be made of?
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Titanium, aluminum, iron, bronze, tin... should I continue?
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*neck elongation*

Nope.
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The sandvich is a lie
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Looks like this one...

*shades*

...takes the cake.
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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(later)
>GLaDoS: Well you've found me, congratulations
>Heavy: SPY! *Pulls out finger gun*
>GLaDoS: Woah, WOAH, woah...
>Heavy: POW! HAHA! >:D *explosions*
>Heavy: VERY GOOD!
...
>Engineer: Nope.
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so we agree that the guns are sentries?
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Hmmm.... Wonderin' if they will use Engy's sentry guns or the usual Portal Turrets?
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Is been a loong time. Dunkoff.
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5 replies · active 767 weeks ago
"Dummkopf."
You've been wrong about everything you've ever done. Including this thing.
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I don't speak German. =_=''
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You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. ...Where did your life go so wrong?
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It went wrong when i decided to steal heavys sandvich... lets just say typeing has never been the same
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The sad part is, if the medic plays the part of the cube... that means that there is infinite medics. But only one can be used. (inb4 There can only be one)
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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago
It's the one Medic to rule them all.
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MEDIC IS SPY.
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Zis vas a trioomph!
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