All those skill points were well invested… now if only she could wield two flamethrowers at once! If anyone can figure out a way she can!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 3, 2010 · 8:54 PM
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Now now, don't jump to conclusions, Shawn.
AXETERMINATE AXETERMINATE AXETERMINATE AXETERMINATE AXETERMINATE AXETERMINATE AXETERMINATE AXETERMINATE
Shawn, face it, it's a guy.
It doesn't make you any less of a man that you fapped to all that Pyro hentai.
Okay it does.
And for Pyro's next level, dual-wielding flare guns.
BITCH BE TRIPPIN DUAL AXES.
If two Homewreckers, then it's hammertime?
For a moment I Read that as Dual Wedding.
Great, now the Pyro really is the ultimate anti-zombie class.
THANK YOU SCIENCE!
Shawn…
I am Dissapoint.
The Pyro is not a girl. End of story. Just looking at the body is obvious. Pyroes are cute. More like a pet dog or something than a girl.
I think all those spies have awakened the inner Kingdom Hearts character in him.
Unfortunately the pyro suffers an attack penalty on their main hand and off hand weapon for dual wielding. This penalty may be reduced depending on what feats the pyro chooses.
The Pyro looks a lot like General Grievous here.
>She
oh u
TOMAHAWK PYRO HAS DOUBLESOUL ABILITY.
Because Halo is an RPG.
Dual wielding is considered for RPGs only? Pfft! In Goldeneye you could equip a machine gun and a grenade launcher at the SAME TIME
this is out topic but… what happened to tcc?
do anybody knows?
that second axe is a spah! spah sappin my spah!
Lemme axe you something…
*thock*
Now lemme axe you again…
*thock*
Go ahead, axe her a question.
(SPOILERS: Pyro is Rochelle)
This raises the question that has been on my mind for quite a while; what IS an RPG?
I know, you know and everybody knows by now it stands for Role-Playing Game (also Rocket-Propelled Grenade but this isn't the matter at hand).
But what is a "Role-Playing Game"? Is it being a silent protagonist clad in green, rolling around claiming pieces of golden cheese? Is it fighting gods and angels and giant mechs with over-sized swords and gravity-defying hairstyles?
But seriously… what makes a game an RPG? Non-linear story? Quests? Playing different characters? The ability to have the game develop differently from a play-through to another? Having statistics that shows and increase as your character gains experience? Having interactions with other players/NPCs? Seeing your character grow up, mature and learn more about his world, and himself?
I currently work in a video game store, and I am totally lost as to the definition of RPG. When people who aren't too much into gaming ask me, "but what is 'RPG'?" I actually am kinda confused.
What is RPG to you?
OBJECTION!
we do not know defiantly if the one who is named pyro is either male or female. thus should be refered by "it" or by it's name.
Now for the question on everyone's mind: Do you really want a Heavy dual wielding Sasha?
Did anybody else think of pyro drumming when they saw this?
She?
Shawn, Valve are supposed to be the trolls, not you.
bahhh shawn, we all know the pyro's a robot
the pyro is a WAR/NIN!?!?
ill +1 if you know what im on about
MY FISTS, WHICH I CAN DUAL WIEEEEEEEEEEEEELD!
Sadly, the Flamethrower is a 2-handed weapon, so unless Pyro had the racial feature of Oversized (thus allowing 2-handed weapons to be wielded as a 1-handed weapon), or had Feats stacked to allow such an ability to exist, there is no way to dual-wield a flamethrower.
P.S. The person who submitted the image was likely a female.
The answer to all your questions
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Its a HE! And you FAIL the internet FOREVER for calling him a WOMAN!
anymore? ever play MW2? akimbo?
you know whatd be an epic duel weild, dual gunboats, youd actualy HEAL when u rocket jump!!!
It's all fail! look closely, it's actually a parody on God of War with Kratos Dual Wielding the blades of chaos. Compare it to this http://www.logic-sunrise.com/images/images_conten…
You are signifying that it's a she, he/she is gender neutral, but most likely male..