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Sexual innuendo. Priceless!
By TheWhiteLicorice, submitted by several people
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 3, 2010 · 12:06 PM
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Categories: Adult Situations, Audio Clips, Musical, Nintendo, Pokémon · Leave a comment (94 Comments) |
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Remember kids, always use a Golem
This is the biggest collection of Pokemon related Sexual Innuendo ever!
Quick! Someone with a scouter!
What does it say about the innuendo level?!?!?!
Pokemon and sex… two things that will never go well together.
The song should have ended with "Can you diglett?"
Could it be, at the end he said Nidorino because it was the only one he hadn't said?
This needs investigating! Epic +1s for anyone who lists all the ones he said!!!
Looks like this guy's living….
*puts on shades*
La vida pokemon.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Misty wants to have a Sexual Liaison. What do you do?
[SEX]___________________________[ITEM]
[ASK MOTHER FOR ADVICE]_______[RUN]
NekoKnight checks items: Condoms 0x
NekoKnight chooses Sex
Go Metapod!
Metapod uses Harden. It wasn't very effective…
Metapod tries to use Stringshot…. but it fails.
Misty uses Disable, Metapod can no longer use Stringshot.
NekoKnight Struggles
NekoKnight is badly poisoned.
NekoKnight faints.
remember kids, always use protect, but be careful if used repeatedly, it may fail
He should've rocksmashed his way to her heart.
This can't be a fair Pokemon battle, he had WAY more then 6 Pokemon in his roster.
I tried coming up with a joke involving sex and pokemon.
Only thing I could think of was date rape involving hypnosis. I'm going to hell aren't I?
STD's! Gotta catch em all!
Rap? On MY halolz?
It's more likely than you think
Gentlemen, we have a problem.
Now imagine a casual-non-Pokemon-playing prostitute/pimp listening to this song.
And you are now thinking of how much they don't understand.
See how much videogames educate after all? :D
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/cw7k8/red…
Here's the lyrics if anyone wants them.
Everything I know about sex I learned from Professor Oak. Wait, that's a bad thing?
And I though breeding was hard.
now I am officialy poke-mind raped : D
Pokemon is for kids.
Dare I say…
EPIC WIN!!
TheWhiteLicorice (henceforth TWL): Let's get this thing recorded.
TWL used Metronome!
TWL: Okay, keep that tempo. Give me a beat, Politoed.
POLITOED used Belly Drum!
TWL: Awesome. Here we go.
TWL used Sing!
Reminds me of that time my girlfriend used Flash.
I responded with Growl, then Horn Attack.
But I missed.
We can all learn from this man's song. The biggest lesson to be learnt is:
"If a girl falls asleep on you during sex do not fret.
It is the perfect time to deliver suprise buttsecks."
I just love its cheering of joy.
Get dumped.
Win the internet.
Aww, poor guy.
Bitch.
That's what I named him last time. He's mine and there's nothing he can do 'bout it.