Falcon Dive : HALOLZ

Ugh, I know no one's gonna care, but I feel I have to say this anyways:

Phoenix Wright is a defense attorney, not a prosecutor. If he was to help one, it would be Captain Falcon.

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7 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 768 weeks ago

Peach and every other woman within a ten mile radius was impregnated after the impact.

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Acrazymonke 93p · 768 weeks ago

It's not rape, it's sex you didn't know you wanted.

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Comire 101p · 768 weeks ago

And in one move, Capt. Falcon got more action off of Peach than Mario could ever dream of.

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Kevvo 86p · 768 weeks ago

"Mr. Falcon, do you remember where you were at two o'clock yesterday?"
"YES!"
"What were you doing that time?"
"FALCON KICK!"
"So you admit to Falcon Kicking Ms. Peach."
"YES!"
"How do you excuse such behaviour?"
"SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
"...what?"
"SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
"You want me to show you my moves?"
"YES!"
"OBJECTION! The defendent is not making any-"
"HUAAAAAAH!" (Faints)
(Long silence)
"What the hell just happ--"
THE WINNER: PHOENIX WRIGHT!
"Who said that?"

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SentryGunner 76p · 768 weeks ago

As seen here, Falcon got rid of his Lawyer after the sexual harrasment: http://www.halolz.com/2010/04/23/falcon-nipple-tw...

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Marzen 101p · 768 weeks ago

Falcon cares not if you say no.

For he says yes.

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Kenpachi RAMASAMA 100p · 768 weeks ago

What we don't see in the comic, is Ganondorf stroll in wearing a 3 piece business suit, and present the most convincing and flawless defense case ever.

In the end, Peach is sentenced to prison for being a whore and Cpt. Falcon is paid by the court.

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Mr_Bubbles 54p · 768 weeks ago

Show me yo moves!
OBJECTION!
I cannot do that because... *epic zoom in on phoenix*
I HAVE NO MOVES!!!

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El_bruno 109p · 768 weeks ago

So Phoenix is her lawer.... knowing his history of court cases this is somehow going to end in a murder case

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Grammar Berzerker 90p · 768 weeks ago

FALCON LAWSUIT!

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MrNaleIt 78p · 768 weeks ago

SUPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!!

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Cyan Flash 76p · 768 weeks ago

"And the prosecution calls to the stand, Bowser Koopa."

"Mr. Koopa, what can you tell us about Mrs. Peach?"

"Yeah, shes a total hoe, she comes to my house all the time, I tried making traps to block her. I even have blocks on my ceiling that crush people! She comes here, begging for... Well, that's off topic. Anyway, I keep calling Mario to come get her, and she says she was harassed by me. Like hell, I'm a turtle!"

(Peach is the one being tried here, isn't Phoenix is a defense attorney?)

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CodePhoenix525 90p · 768 weeks ago

WHO SUBMITTED IT! WHO?!?

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NightWight 77p · 768 weeks ago

He came even faster than Sonic! And more dramatically too

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GameboyPATH 106p · 768 weeks ago

Firey explosion = sensor bar?

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 768 weeks ago

Falcon is representing himself.
He'll win, and Phoenix will lose his attorney's badge again.

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WizardRex 75p · 768 weeks ago

The explosion is coming from his groin...

Is this a paternity suit?

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Dudewin 104p · 768 weeks ago

Falcon rape?

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deleted8824092 102p · 768 weeks ago

Um... She's in a FIGHTING game. She should KNOW she was going to get severely injured.

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 768 weeks ago

Is that a stick of dynamite in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Oh, it is a stick of dynamite?.... Well... Uh, I... Wow....

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 768 weeks ago

Quite old, but nothing can't go wrong with Captain Falcon Submission.
Also, guys, there is a big fat -1 troll here.
Like everyone was at 0.
I helped, so help the others!!

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