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SORA'S FIRST TIME - Think of this as an adventure!

Now that’s what I call a side quest!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 24, 2010 · 11:19 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (481 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)
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Adult Situations, Awkward Moments, Kingdom Hearts, Motivational, Off Duty, Playstation, Square Enix

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Oh sweet, an adventure!, I love adventures, questing, slay-

...oh, it's about sex, pfft, thats stupid
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14 replies · active 768 weeks ago
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7 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Yes, an adventure, now pull out your keyblade.
...No, your other one.
...NO, your "other" one.
...This is gonna take a while...
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
Yuffie: Hey big boy, mind if I fondle your materia balls?
Sora: :D
*Takes materia and ninja vanishes*
Sora: :D............. STUPID STUPID STUPID!

/yuffie troll face
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
He's going to wake up with his inventory stolen if he goes through with it.
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Flapjack: "ADVENTURE!!!"
Me: "Flapjack, TITS or GTFO!!!"
Falpjack: (TT^TT)
Me: "Your show sucks BTW. Toonami broadcasts or GTFO!!!"
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9 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Press O to ride.
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3 replies · active 769 weeks ago
I would try to think of something witty to say, but only one thing comes to mind: Lucky bastard.
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5 replies · active 768 weeks ago
I can think of about 50 things that can go wrong here.
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11 replies · active 682 weeks ago
*Flapjack voice* ADVENTURE!!
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4 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Sora is 14 when he meets her, she's 16. No problem right?

Wrong, Sora was just confused by her boyish looks. He bats for the other team so hard he could be the damn mascot.
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Now we know that Yuffie is a pedofile.
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17 replies · active 769 weeks ago
For this adventure we will go to a cave and slay a dragon.
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5 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Kingdom Tarts: Carnal Memories.

Coming Soon.
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4 replies · active 769 weeks ago
*Cloud walks in*
...Nope
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OBJECTION!

This submission couldn't possibly be funny, for it is breaks the laws of Halolz. I refer you to article A, pulled from the "Rules of Halolz" page.

19.-Motivationals: don't repeat what the picture said!
20.- Motivationals are good when they don't repeat what the pic says!

As my closing argument, Mentlegen, this submission trashes our holy laws, and MUST be put to death the form most befitting of the Internet.

*sip*
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28 replies · active 769 weeks ago
It's funny because he has the voice of a 9 year old! and that girl is like 16 with the body of a 9 year old as well! Oh ho ho. There is no such thing as big breast in Kingdom hearts! (Note: In the game her legs are pretty wide open during a cutscene with here sitting on that bed)
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4 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Sora clearly got TOO adventurous, as Yuffie doesn't seem to have her leg brace, uh, thing yet.
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Is it just me, or Does Yuffie seem to get hotter every time I look at this?
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And it turns out...

SHE'S A HE!
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
If ninjas are quick, then would that mean Yuffie wouldn't last long (if you know what I mean, and I know you do!)?
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Ill wait until KH2, then she is legal!
err...
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O.O
O.o
-.-
Well, Another game ruined for me.
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5 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Silly Halolzers. Disney is a portion of this game. That means Sora and Yuffie can not has their secksy tiems.

Ever.
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18 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Wait...
Nevermind, their both Minors.
And that Shadow is Pedobear.
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HEY!LISTEN!
What time is it.......

ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The game's full of Disney characters. The fact that there's hidden messages isn't new.
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Riku: I don't believe you, There's no way.
Sora: Really! I did! It was amazing!
Riku: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure......
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
well..there goes my favorite games >.<
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Sora's greatist adventure...
Yet.
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3 replies · active 769 weeks ago
I'm pretty sure the shadow is a cloaked spy, as can be seen by the cigarette sticking out.
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6 replies · active 769 weeks ago
ADVENTURE TIME!
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AAAAAAGH WHOSE SHADOW IS THAT
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11 replies · active 769 weeks ago
It's dengerous to go alone, use this condom!
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14 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Well! Well.... Uh.... Actually, I have nothing funny to say about this. It's just sort of disturbing...
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As you know this particular segment needs a substantial amount of a certain Japanese copula, and in fact even this and all other things are of no exception.
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Between you and Me, I think this is just some weird dream sequence... Yeah, any minute He'll wake up... Why? Well hell, it's Disney for cripes sake.
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Lets hope sora doesnt encounter the Silly Tree Dolphin heartless on his "Adventire"

*gigglesnort*
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Looks like he finally got the key that will open THIS chest.
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