So there’s a big scorpion robot here or something…
No shit douchebag. It’s literally been here for 15 years!
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[VIDEO] Final Fantasy XIII: The Original English Dub

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 22, 2010 · 5:32 PM

(163 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)

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Bad Grammer, Explosives, Final Fantasy, Foreign Object, Heavy Weapons, Playstation, Robots, Square Enix, Xbox 360

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 764 weeks ago

I don't have anything funny to say (just like IGN! zing!) so I'll just post this:

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Daifuku 113p · 764 weeks ago

I think that parakeet needs a limit breaker. The soda can obviously has over 10,000 defense.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 764 weeks ago

Wait...that's OVER 9000!!! Damn, I never was good at math but 9 is my favorite number. Go parakeet go!!! I wish mine were that epic...

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deleted8824092 102p · 764 weeks ago

This is as bad as 4kid's dubs.

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Spencer 119p · 764 weeks ago

Ahahahahahahaaha!

Oh wait you're serious?

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deleted956086 99p · 764 weeks ago

...I think he's serious

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 764 weeks ago

Srsly?
<img scr = <a href="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/first-i-lold.jpg>" target="_blank">http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/first-i-lold.jpg>

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Daifuku 113p · 764 weeks ago

Faildure.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 764 weeks ago

Damnit, I was trying to fix it too. Attempt #2

FIRST I LOL’D BUT THEN I SERIOUS’D

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Miketuu 82p · 764 weeks ago

Hey hey hey, at least their guns aren't shooting candy!

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cyberblood86 1p · 764 weeks ago

lol.
I work at retailer and had somebody actually ask me for Final fantasy "X" "I' "I" "I"; that time I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time...

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NekoKnight 107p · 764 weeks ago

Xcellent, I-I-I see what you did there.

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Xyxoz 86p · 764 weeks ago

ಠmರೃ
Wigglythulu is not amused.

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Jet_Sparrow 82p · 764 weeks ago

And you WON'T like Wigglythulu when he's not amused.

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Daifuku 113p · 764 weeks ago

"You know, you're pretty much worthless."

Exactly what I thought of FF XIII.

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MrRaccoon 106p · 764 weeks ago

So, you must be high in order to dub a videogame?
Man were do I sign up?

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CFW spplmj 122p · 764 weeks ago

I knew Square Enix was following me around

I remember when this happened to, I had just returned home after I received the Medal of Honor for killing Osama Bin Laden by stangling him with my monocle. When I got home my friend steve baked me some brownies and put them in a top hat. I remember eating the brownies then this happened...

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KamikazeGible 86p · 764 weeks ago

What's stangling? I don't believe I've heard that verb before.

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 764 weeks ago

Grambassador Headshot!
I believe the word your looking for is "Strangling"
"Choking," if you need a simpler definition.

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SenorTaco77 77p · 764 weeks ago

"I normally don't give guns to little girls I usually give em something else you know what I'm saying" So the Blonde Guy is a Pedo?

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Juggernaut470 84p · 763 weeks ago

She is 19, well, technically 519, years old... So, not really...

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X_Intolerable_X 101p · 764 weeks ago

Horrible game or not, Vanille is hot enough to risk jail time.

(As long as I don't have to hear her speak.)

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spaghettiweegee 101p · 764 weeks ago

I didn't know IGN made crappy Abridged Series'...

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deleted956086 99p · 764 weeks ago

Two minutes later, the side charactors start talking about how love and friendship will help them win

and he'd be like "whatever you're on, cut the dose or cut me some"

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Dr. Furry 73p · 764 weeks ago

i'm not a big fan of final fantasy, hell im not a big fan of alot of stuff, but i loled pretty hard at this

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forthenaruu 49p · 764 weeks ago

The sad thing is that this is still better than Choas Wars.

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ZombieGoatse 84p · 764 weeks ago

"You know this isn't exactly the best place for his, but, Whatevs. Just ignore the dying and the Monsters and the sold- Oh, baby, where you going? Psshaw. Whatevs. You know, just, go fall in a whole and die or somethin- No baby! I didn't mean it literally!"

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Pinky Teh Ghost 59p · 764 weeks ago

He's just trippin' out.

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 764 weeks ago

Those aren't crystals of meth officer!!! They're uhh...SPIRITUAL...yeah that's it!

Crystal Cronicles...Whoa...it's like, totally nothing like XIII...and ironically, FF XIII is nothing like the legit games...

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Tael 86p · 764 weeks ago

cool story bro.

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Tael 86p · 764 weeks ago

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING LETTERS ON THE END OF MY MOTHER****ING FINAL FANTASY GAMES!

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Spencer 119p · 764 weeks ago

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

ahaahahaha

..haha....
......Yeah, no.

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Pinky Teh Ghost on July 22nd, 2010 9:43 pm

He's just trippin' out.
Dr. Furry on July 22nd, 2010 10:23 pm

i'm not a big fan of final fantasy, hell im not a big fan of alot of stuff, but i loled pretty hard at this
ZombieGoatse on July 22nd, 2010 10:24 pm

"You know this isn't exactly the best place for his, but, Whatevs. Just ignore the dying and the Monsters and the sold- Oh, baby, where you going? Psshaw. Whatevs. You know, just, go fall in a whole and die or somethin- No baby! I didn't mean it literally!"
Roflcopter419 on July 22nd, 2010 10:32 pm

This is as bad as 4kid's dubs.
SenorTaco77 on July 22nd, 2010 10:32 pm

"I normally don't give guns to little girls I usually give em something else you know what I'm saying" So the Blonde Guy is a Pedo?
spplmj on July 22nd, 2010 6:34 pm

I knew Square Enix was following me around

I remember when this happened to, I had just returned home after I received the Medal of Honor for killing Osama Bin Laden by stangling him with my monocle. When I got home my friend steve baked me some brownies and put them in a top hat. I remember eating the brownies then this happened…
Inky Blue on July 22nd, 2010 11:01 pm

Two minutes later, the side charactors start talking about how love and friendship will help them win

and he'd be like "whatever you're on, cut the dose or cut me some"
Xyxoz on July 22nd, 2010 11:30 pm

ಠmರೃ
Wigglythulu is not amused.
Alpar on July 22nd, 2010 11:38 pm

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

ahaahahaha

..haha….
……Yeah, no.
Daifuku on July 23rd, 2010 12:03 am

I think that parakeet needs a limit breaker. The soda can obviously has over 10,000 defense.
Daifuku on July 23rd, 2010 12:04 am

"You know, you're pretty much worthless."

Exactly what I thought of FF XIII.
MrRaccoon on July 23rd, 2010 12:41 am

So, you must be high in order to dub a videogame?
Man were do I sign up?
PallyPower on July 23rd, 2010 1:22 am

The sad thing is that this is still better than Choas Wars.
Cyberblood on July 22nd, 2010 9:34 pm

lol.
I work at retailer and had somebody actually ask me for Final fantasy "X" "I' "I" "I"; that time I wanted to laugh and cry at the same time…
spaghettiweegee on July 23rd, 2010 2:08 am

I didn't know IGN made crappy Abridged Series'…
NekoKnight on July 23rd, 2010 3:05 am

Xcellent, I-I-I see what you did there.
Tael on July 23rd, 2010 9:18 am

cool story bro.
Tael on July 24th, 2010 8:44 am

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER****ING LETTERS ON THE END OF MY MOTHER****ING FINAL FANTASY GAMES!