Huh, I don’t remember buildin’ ah sentry there! Must have been one of them other Engineers…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 19, 2010 · 6:13 AM
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Categories: Disguises, PC, Playstation, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (68 Comments) |
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Did.. Did that dispenser just look at me?
That Sentry Gun looks kind of suspicious…
DISPENSER SAPPIN MAH SENTRY!
looks like that engie is about to *puts on sunglasses* dispense a shotgun shell.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Unfortunately this dispenser only dispenses stabbings.
Had a vending machine at work that was like this.
"Uhhh, dispensin' a sapper….pardner…."
((damn I never comment)) you know this would actully be a great spy update!
Isaiah Mustafa just turned your dispenser into a spy.
Der zufurh ist eine Spy!
I couldn't think of anything witty, so you get another language.
Wait a second…
Dispensers don't have legs!
Doesn't he just have to choose destroy Dispenser on his PDA? BAM. Instakill.
Engineer: Oh well, that's not a good place for it, gotta blow it up for some metal
EXPLODE'D
The BLU Spy tried to disguise himself as a dispenser, the RED Engie would never notice!
But then, another BLU Spy, unaware of the 1st one, goes to sap the engie's buildings. When he reaches the dispenser that can't be sapped, cause it's a spy, the 1st spy's plan is ruined. Then, The engineer kills them both with his ALL NEW FRONTIER JUSTICE! (Now only $19.99 in select stores with the purchase of refined metal). The engie then finely crafted a new sentry with his GOLDEN WRENCH(Not in stores) and from then on, the dispenser disguise would never be used again.
I'm afraid to leave the spawn, ever since that dispenser looked at me the way he did :(.
Also, that dispenser's a spa- nope.
That engineer never really was on your side…
The first thing you don't wanna see as that Spy: Pyro with Homewrecker
Engineer: Looks like this needs some repairs!
*takes out wrench*
Spy: Ow! Jesus! That hurts you di-Ow! Stop it!
I'm kinda surprised nobody pointed out the false comment. Shouldn't it have been:
Huh, I don’t remember buildin’ ah [DISPENSER] there! Must have been one of them other Engineers…
with the new update, the engie can pack up his equipment then move them around right? so how will that work for the spy?
Engie: gotta move dat gear up!
*packs spy into tool box* -bones crushed-
*places tool box back down*
Engie: That was getting heavy… ahh… you got blood on my toolbox!
*Spy starts throwing metal bits at Engie*
See?
Heck yes!
or devidin by 0
Engineer -- Who built that God damned dispenser right in front of mine?… Wait… --
……..does that dispenser have a knife…?
HE IS IMITATING ME
HE MUST DIE
*dispenser bodyslam*