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You’d think he’d be less surprised… considering he’s flown on a Spearow before.
From pokesho.com, submitted and translated by several people… I went ahead and made my own composite based on the sent in translations!

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TAUROS USED SURF

Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 18, 2010 · 7:31 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(465 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

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Artistic, Foreign Object, Nintendo, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Special Attacks, Tips & Tricks, Under the Sea, Weird

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Nick Soapdish 110p · 767 weeks ago

In my quest for giant epeen, I will translate the parts that haven't been translated yet.
Panel 1: Splash. Splash.
Panel 2, 3, 4, 5: Vroom
Panel 5: Oh fuck!

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38 replies · active 766 weeks ago

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BlueChameleon 92p · 767 weeks ago

I'M ON A BULL MOTHERFUCKA TAKE A LOOK AT ME!

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5 replies · active 765 weeks ago

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Miketuu 82p · 767 weeks ago

Gary used Logic!
It's not very effective.....

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7 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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Leo E. 114p · 767 weeks ago

So you base your entire legacy on being a Pokemon master, doing the impossible; beating the Elite Four, flying on a Spearow, and becoming a Pokemon Master. You're chilling out, surfing on your Lapras, and who comes by surfing on a Tauros?

BLUE MOTHERFUCKING LEAF (last name improvised).

BTW, Blue is the original Spy. She uses a Ditto as a spy mask.

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25 replies · active 761 weeks ago

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MorningMoon 97p · 767 weeks ago

Now that's some serious bull....

*shades*

Surf.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

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9 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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Daifuku 113p · 767 weeks ago

Blue surfs a Tauros...LIKE A BOSS!

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7 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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MasterLuigi452 108p · 767 weeks ago

Gary, I'm disappointed...
You are using Lapras to use Surf...
Do you even realize that Lapras is almost near extinct??

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3 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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balmonte 91p · 767 weeks ago

Who the hell do you think we are?! Ours is the (Horn)Drill that will pierce the.. Oceans.

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Link4all 94p · 767 weeks ago

Looks like Green (or Blue if you're American) just got...

*puts on sunglasses*

BULL...IED.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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deleted956086 99p · 767 weeks ago

Hmm... This picture appears to be a e-peen goldmine... now I need to think of something witty...
...um...
...ah...
GOD DAMNIT, WRITERS BLOCK CAUSED BY GARRY MOTHERFUCKING OAK...

...and Blue

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2 replies · active 757 weeks ago

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NekoKnight 107p · 767 weeks ago

I'm on a Tauros! Take a long good look at my mother f**king Tauros!

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13 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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tveye 100p · 767 weeks ago

Tauros looks like a total badass with those Squirtle Squad sunglasses.

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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago

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Link4all 94p · 767 weeks ago

Red Bull gives you wings

If Blue had this, she could have used Fly too *insert awesome face here*

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7 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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deleted8824092 102p · 767 weeks ago

I'd be surprised, but this is Pokemon. There really isn't much logic to be expected.

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14 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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TheKickAss'r Miles 90p · 767 weeks ago

Green can fly on a Spearow
Blue can surf on a Tauros
Gold can do both with Pikachus.
Red got nuthin special.

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6 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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MrRaccoon 106p · 767 weeks ago

Oh yeah, that's why I don't recomend surfing along a zigzagoon, they zig-zag so much you'll end trowing up on the swimmers' heads

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14 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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Simply DA 100p · 767 weeks ago

Swimming in the deep bull sea.

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Nuckel 53p · 767 weeks ago

Typo in panel one. :(

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2 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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OrionX 91p · 767 weeks ago

Artist Unknown?
Silly Shawn. Pay attention to art styles.
[/Totally not the one who should be saying something like that]

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Spencer 119p · 767 weeks ago

I'M ON A BULL!

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2 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 767 weeks ago

This is all wrong, I mean COME ON!!! It's Gary MOTHERF*CKING Oak!!!
Psh, Green Island...wait a minute...IT'S A TRAP!!!

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2 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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Jimmy (ケンタ Kenta) 113p · 767 weeks ago

Surfing on a Miltank is a LOT more fun though. You get to travel AND have free milk.

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7 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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deleted2212937 91p · 767 weeks ago

Do i detect his Girth being ignored?

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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago

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Gaytits 87p · 767 weeks ago

I wonder how Snorlax surfs...

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3 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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Cyan Flash 76p · 767 weeks ago

inb4LEAFMOTHERF***ING*UNKNOWNLASTNAMEHERE*

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Caelun_Niveus 96p · 767 weeks ago

Shawn (Inb4) Nekoknight

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Draw Toonz 60p · 767 weeks ago

I kinda wanted to see him use those tails as a propeller, like Buizel...

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Xyxoz 86p · 767 weeks ago

Gary Oak does not need logic. You can't fly on a giant winged bug? He soars through the air on a Spearow. You ride on the water on a bull on a surfboard? He just says it didn't work like he thought. He doesn't care, he's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak!

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3 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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deleted1502059 98p · 766 weeks ago

It's a Tauros wearing BlackGlasses while using Surf.
I believe your argument is invalid.

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ThatOneDude 76p · 767 weeks ago

Tauros is all like, "Deal with it." in the second to last panel

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GullibleGregory 65p · 767 weeks ago

Cowabunga!

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FoxyMayo 89p · 767 weeks ago

[INSERT WIPE OUT HERE]

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1 reply · active 767 weeks ago

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Tifakitteh 72p · 767 weeks ago

Say, when you surf on the first Pokeyman on your team, then get in a battle, do you still appear throwing your pokemon out of a Pokeball?

Because that'd really mind-asploding material.

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3 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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candlejack 43p · 767 weeks ago

hopefully the next one will be about how nidoking can use surf.

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6 replies · active 767 weeks ago

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nonraison 41p · 767 weeks ago

When i saw this I was really expecting gary motherfucking oak....... maybe later

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TheRedGrunt 75p · 767 weeks ago

Tauros surfing?? (checks game) That's no bull.

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ZtheWise 30p · 707 weeks ago

Red's Pikachu Pika can surf by moving an electric current through a surf board

My Tyranitar can use Surf because someone at Gamefreak wasn't paying attention to the fact that Tyranitar is a ROCK pokemon and should sink like a stone *pun intended*

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deleted9104152 38p · 737 weeks ago

eat this gary motherfucking oak

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deleted9104152 38p · 737 weeks ago

yeah but explain: how my pikachu/my snorlax can use fly

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Peterdivine 78p · 758 weeks ago

Actually, if you'd all look at the bottom of panel 3, Tauros isn't surfing... a Ditto is.

Pink surfboard.

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bearrelroll 66p · 761 weeks ago

Missingno glitch leads to a flying and surfing Kangaskhan. Imagine seeing one of those.

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sorin255 58p · 767 weeks ago

surfing miltank > all
...wait...
OH GOD MY FIRE TYPES DX

on a related note... there is an absurd number of non-water types that can use surf o.o

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MrMcpunchface 1p · 767 weeks ago

Who ordered the Surf and Turf?

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Semi-DemiFiend 70p · 767 weeks ago

GREEN MOTHERF*UCKING LEAF

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Roundcube 1p · 767 weeks ago

I made a comic about Nidoing using surf. Where'd I put that?

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Comments by IntenseDebate

227 Comments

TheRedGrunt on July 20th, 2010 1:46 pm

Tauros surfing?? (checks game) That's no bull.
sorin255 on July 20th, 2010 9:40 pm

surfing miltank > all
…wait…
OH GOD MY FIRE TYPES DX

on a related note… there is an absurd number of non-water types that can use surf o.o
Missinko009 on July 21st, 2010 4:50 am

Rhyperior can learn surf too…ironically it's also weak against water types so…yeah I'm REALLY confused.
nonraison on July 21st, 2010 7:25 pm

When i saw this I was really expecting gary motherfucking oak……. maybe later
vatonnage on July 21st, 2010 10:29 pm

It's a Tauros wearing BlackGlasses while using Surf.
I believe your argument is invalid.
bearrelroll on August 27th, 2010 8:16 pm

Missingno glitch leads to a flying and surfing Kangaskhan. Imagine seeing one of those.
Peterdivine on September 15th, 2010 7:04 pm

Actually, if you'd all look at the bottom of panel 3, Tauros isn't surfing… a Ditto is.

Pink surfboard.
shroobot3000 on February 13th, 2011 2:22 pm

yeah but explain: how my pikachu/my snorlax can use fly
shroobot3000 on February 13th, 2011 3:10 pm

eat this gary motherfucking oak
ZtheWise on September 11th, 2011 2:13 am

Red's Pikachu Pika can surf by moving an electric current through a surf board

My Tyranitar can use Surf because someone at Gamefreak wasn't paying attention to the fact that Tyranitar is a ROCK pokemon and should sink like a stone *pun intended*

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