STARFOX COFFEE

122 Comments

1. TalkingBidoof on July 18th, 2010 4:52 am
   

   "Don't get two coffees, Star Fox!"
2. PaladinVance on July 18th, 2010 5:18 am
   

   "Use the Drive-Thru to get a boost!"
3. MasterLuigi452 on July 18th, 2010 5:27 am
   

   How can a Landmaster go through that drive through??
   Oh wait…
   DO A BARREL ROLL!
4. Juggernaut470 on July 18th, 2010 1:32 am
   

   Drive through huh? *Spawns landmaster*
5. Acrazymonke on July 18th, 2010 5:34 am
   

   Must… resist… bad… puns.
6. tveye on July 18th, 2010 5:48 am
   

   "Get this guy off me, Fox!"

   "Slippy, he's after your delicious whipped mocha frappuccino! Now available for a limited time only at your closest available StarFox Coffee shop!"
7. Cypher on July 18th, 2010 5:53 am
   

   Use caffeine wisely!
8. Brawling Bouse on July 18th, 2010 2:08 am
   

   Fox: I need to get me some coffee, time go to the Drive-thru…
   Wolf: Can't let you through that Star Fox!

   *disgruntled Fox goes home to watch some television*

   Wolf: Can't let you view that idiot box!
   Fox: WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? AND HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?
   Wolf: PLEASE DON'T REDO YOUR DOOR LOCKS!
9. AuraMaster on July 18th, 2010 6:35 am
   

   Pretty smooth grinding, Fox.
10. Kirby_Emprer on July 18th, 2010 3:15 am
    

    dammit beat me to it :(, oh well +1 for you
11. Darkangelsv1 on July 18th, 2010 8:12 am
    

    -Goddamit Slippy! My hot coffee cup will melt! It's BOILING HOT
    -Relax, Fox! This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!
12. Miles on July 18th, 2010 8:25 am
    

    I should show Godot this place.
13. TheKickAss'r Miles on July 18th, 2010 4:29 am
    

    Great! I finally have a morning hangout!
    Now, for evenings… I need to decide…
14. tryrestart on July 18th, 2010 9:12 am
    

    GET A CINNAMON ROLL!
15. Tael on July 18th, 2010 5:42 am
    

    that's weird, not a single CSI comment….

    btw, I'm new. Hi everybody! (the correct response is 'Hi, Dr. Nick!)
16. Inky Blue on July 18th, 2010 5:56 am
    

    Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL

    Fox: I don't think thats a good idea

    Peppy: DO A BARRELROLL

    Fox: Fine… OH GOD IT BURNS, PEPPY YOU MONSTER!
17. Hejiru on July 18th, 2010 11:13 am
    

    "So will you be having Decaf or Regular, sir?"

    Wolf: "I CAN'T CHOOOOOOOSE!!!!"
18. Fearow on July 18th, 2010 1:17 pm
    

    Coffee master approves of this use of photoshop.
19. Badonk on July 18th, 2010 4:08 pm
    

    wow this got posted?

    Hate to not make a pun, but looks like Shawn is digging deep through his email for stuff now. This was made months ago lol.
20. misfitshadow on July 18th, 2010 12:14 pm
    

    hey spplmj do you post on japanator?
21. Meleemaster500 on July 18th, 2010 1:29 pm
    

    Obligatory:

    Can’t let you brew that, starbucks!
22. TheKickAss'r Miles on July 18th, 2010 1:45 pm
    

    $5.00 for a cup o' joe.
    No way! I don't believe it!
23. Nuckel on July 18th, 2010 6:04 pm
    

    That submission has no value…
24. Alpar on July 18th, 2010 6:29 pm
    

    Funny. You'd expect a place like this to be stationed in space, and Arwings are used to drive there, not cars.
25. Grashbar on July 18th, 2010 7:08 pm
    

    I think I'll stick with mah little BUMBERCAR!
26. bootmax55 on July 18th, 2010 7:50 pm
    

    can't let you say that Gaytits!
27. Missinko009 on July 19th, 2010 12:16 pm
    

    KOFFEE!!!
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    GIANT COFFEE CUP ATTACKING TOURISTS
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    No use crying over spilt coffee
28. sorin255 on July 20th, 2010 10:03 pm
    

    i still prefer my tim horton's…
29. Tael on July 21st, 2010 9:43 am
    

    what are yo -- i mean, congratulations. Remain in your car, and an attendant will be along shortly to provide you with a complimentary slice of cake.

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