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The latest Spartan armor... Configurable for all bodytypes. Even hunchback!

Phew, that’s a relief. I mean what else are we supposed to do with our freaks? They should be right out there on the front lines!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2010 · 11:57 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (228 votes, average: 2.08 out of 5)
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The Make-A-Wish Foundation helped Igor become a space marine before he died. Unfortunately, his death wasn't caused by his illness, but by an accidental team kill.
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My preciousssssss...
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3 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Team Leader: "Alright guys, we need two teams flanking Blue attack groups on either side, you, you, and you, rush the flag, Igor, you're on sniping duty, now le--"

Igor: "Yeessss, Masssterrrr"

Team Leader: "Dammit Igor, it was cute at first but now it's getting REALLY OLD!"
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1 reply · active 768 weeks ago
Armoured Jocky haunts my nightmares! D:
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4 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Armor Power: Pity

Use this to make sure no one wants to kill you for 10 seconds, use this time to limp away

...I have a feeling I'm going to hell now
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2 replies · active 768 weeks ago
I can't help but feel that this MIGHT be a 300 joke.
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You call that breaking my spine!? You Blue team ladies wouldn't know how break a spine if-OOOOOOOOOHMYSPIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!
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THE BELLS! THE BELLS!
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2 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Is this armor elite friendly?
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Anyone else think of Spiderman?
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4 replies · active 768 weeks ago
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Wow, that pretty glowy thing looks cool!
*stab*
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The Hunchback of Valhala?
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Whats with all the fail recently?
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3 replies · active 768 weeks ago
THIS IS MADNESS!
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10 replies · active 768 weeks ago
Somehow I think that's an Elite in diguise.

inb4spyjokes
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Um... Yeah. That doesn't look comfortable at all, unless he's some sort of contortionist.
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Somebody go steal that hunchbacked mofo back from Xerxes. I think Leonidas wants his Spartan back.
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New mount adquired!
Wait...
Oh, that's just a spartan =P
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That spartan's father obviously didn't tell him how a phalanx works, otherwise he would have stayed the fuck out of the army.
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