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NURSES - They hope your pets get seriously injured

Remerai is starting to get some mixed signals from the Pokémon Center. Maybe they’re taking unfair advantage of his crappy health insurance?

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2010 · 1:24 AM 
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Gameboy, Health & Fitness, Irony, Motivational, Nintendo, Pokémon

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I hope to see you again, too. *zips pants*
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2 replies · active 769 weeks ago
If someone goes to Jail in the pokemon world, when they get out, does an Officer Jenny say this too?
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4 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Ze healing is not as revarding as ze hurting.......
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4 replies · active 770 weeks ago
Joy: We hope to see you again!
Spy: No, i think not. This will be the last time you see me.
*Spy used backstab, it's super effective!*
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6 replies · active 769 weeks ago
NURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
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When she says "we", I get the feeling there's a Nurse Joy collective watching my every move.
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10 replies · active 769 weeks ago
Damned Nurse Joy..
She enjoys watching Pokemon suffer...
Those hippy nurses...
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1 reply · active 770 weeks ago
HELLOOOO NURSE!!!
Nurse Joy: "We've been expecting you."
Missinko009: "Wait, what?"
NURSE JOY HAREM!!!
*Carameldansen music plays*
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With that, I'm reminded of this.

Also, has anyone noticed we went an entire week without Wolf Wednesday or Falcon Friday?
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5 replies · active 769 weeks ago
You don't even realize the bill the stick you with after they drag your ass to the center after you white out!

THERE IS A REASON RED LIVES IN A 1 BEDROOM HOME!
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2 replies · active 770 weeks ago
I...She...DAMN IT
All the good jokes have already been taken!.
...and the second reply to this will be another joke, won't it?
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2 replies · active 770 weeks ago
The nurses set bear traps randomly out in the wild

Not like it matters when you have free health care.
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And now yu know that she's laughing cruelly at you everythime you go pass that door
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1 reply · active 770 weeks ago
Boy would i LOVE a 69'er right about now...
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3 replies · active 770 weeks ago
I never knew they were so sadistic!
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1 reply · active 770 weeks ago
It's what puts roasted Milotic on the table.
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3 replies · active 770 weeks ago
They don't have to be injured. They can just run out of pp...
heh...
pp...
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2 replies · active 770 weeks ago
They fixed my pokemon! Why would they want to see me again? Unless... They didn't fix my pokemon but just satisfied them!!! Those nurses are sick bastards...
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3 replies · active 769 weeks ago
I thought that I was the only person to notice this but I am proved wrong yet again.
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What do you expect, the health care is free, for pokemon that is, not for humans, thier rates are through the roof
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I swear i've seen this before.
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How is she a Nurse anyway? Aren't those who take care of animals or pets veterinaries?
Does she help in finding a cure to Garrymon cancer, too?
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1 reply · active 770 weeks ago
She's trying to get you to stay there...forever!

Just look at those poor souls in front of the desk, trapped in the Center for eternity...
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
with the "we" im scared is there an army of nurse joys?
if there is...we must not go to the pokemon centers...all but one pokemon faint? GET RID OF THEM!your best or favorite pokemon faint? LEAVE EM TO DIE!
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1 reply · active 769 weeks ago
I have always thought about this, nurse Joy is almost sadistic as the Demon!
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*stabs pokemon in the back*

wait a sec that nurse is a spah!!!
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3 replies · active 768 weeks ago
otherwise they'd be out of a job.
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PokeCentres are conspiracies!
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It could be worse. She could demand a gratuitous amount of out of pocket money for each poke'mon healed.

Damn thought I had edited this earlier
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