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Homer's Creed

The three tenants of Homer’s creed: “Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent”, “Hide in plain sight” and “Do not compromise the Brotherhood.” Of course all of these can be ignored when donuts are involved.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 16, 2010 · 10:20 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (369 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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Artistic, Assassin's Creed, Disguises, No Caption Needed, Stabbey Stabbey, Swordplay, Tasty Treats, The Simpsons / Futurama, Ubisoft

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Grandpa: My Homer is not an assassin. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, an assassin, but he is not a porn star.
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5 replies · active 771 weeks ago
Watch your back, Homer. There's a Spy-der Pig!
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11 replies · active 771 weeks ago
Donuts are true, everything is possible
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12 replies · active 771 weeks ago
Starring Professor Frink as Leonardo Da Vinci.
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Homer is not an assassin, he is a fatassin (or fat ass assassin)
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2 replies · active 772 weeks ago
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. "
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There's a typo. It should read "Homer's Greed"
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stupid sexy flanders... he must die!
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Homer's Creed II: Bartair
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Ho vinto la tua ciambelle, perché avevo fame. Requiescat in Pace
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1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
Maybe, just once, someone will call him ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
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"Behold, the Piece of Ede- Homer."

"Myef?"

"Why are you eating it?"
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In the first game, the Crusaders are Health and Safety officials that are surveying Krusty Burger and Lard Lad's
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Amazing how this did not come from Matt Groening himself, looking that real.

He must not be THAT good of an assassin considering he replaced all of his throwing knives with chocolate bars.

On another note:

Well, it looks like this story...

*glasses*

...was full of holes.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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4 replies · active 771 weeks ago
Well we all knew this.
For donuts, Honer would kill.
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6 replies · active 771 weeks ago
Like all assasins, Homer sacrificed one of his fingers in order to use the Hidden Blade....Wait shouldn't he have just three fingers then? :0
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1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
The REAL funny part is that since Assassin's Creed is just a simulation, the donuts they're fighting for don't exist.
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3 replies · active 771 weeks ago
Though shalt not deny Homer a donut.
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I think the show made it clear that Homer couldn't even run 100 meters... how would he even jump up 6 feet in the air? (Unless he is actually falling down that kind of slab on the left...)
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5 replies · active 771 weeks ago
D'oh!
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For DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
Wow first "TF2 /dance", now this masterpiece... It surely is a good day for Halolz fans.
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1 reply · active 771 weeks ago
Tip #1 of survival: Never steal Homer's donuts.
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For this, you shall die.
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4 replies · active 771 weeks ago
This is.....

Purely amazing.
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"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
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