The three tenants of Homer’s creed: “Stay your blade from the flesh of an innocent”, “Hide in plain sight” and “Do not compromise the Brotherhood.” Of course all of these can be ignored when donuts are involved.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 16, 2010 · 10:20 AM
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Ho vinto la tua ciambelle, perché avevo fame. Requiescat in Pace
Homer's Creed II: Bartair
For this, you shall die.
stupid sexy flanders… he must die!
Watch your back, Homer. There's a Spy-der Pig!
"Behold, the Piece of Ede- Homer."
"Myef?"
"Why are you eating it?"
Donuts are true, everything is possible
Tip #1 of survival: Never steal Homer's donuts.
"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."
Wow first "TF2 /dance", now this masterpiece… It surely is a good day for Halolz fans.
Maybe, just once, someone will call him ‘Sir’ without adding, ‘You’re making a scene.’
For DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
D'oh!
There's a typo. It should read "Homer's Greed"
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. "
I think the show made it clear that Homer couldn't even run 100 meters… how would he even jump up 6 feet in the air? (Unless he is actually falling down that kind of slab on the left…)
Though shalt not deny Homer a donut.
The REAL funny part is that since Assassin's Creed is just a simulation, the donuts they're fighting for don't exist.
Grandpa: My Homer is not an assassin. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, an assassin, but he is not a porn star.
Homer is not an assassin, he is a fatassin (or fat ass assassin)
Like all assasins, Homer sacrificed one of his fingers in order to use the Hidden Blade….Wait shouldn't he have just three fingers then? :0
Well we all knew this.
For donuts, Honer would kill.
Starring Professor Frink as Leonardo Da Vinci.
Amazing how this did not come from Matt Groening himself, looking that real.
He must not be THAT good of an assassin considering he replaced all of his throwing knives with chocolate bars.
On another note:
Well, it looks like this story…
*glasses*
…was full of holes.
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This is…..
Purely amazing.
In the first game, the Crusaders are Health and Safety officials that are surveying Krusty Burger and Lard Lad's