Following the chain of command gets harder for the Terrans every day…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 12, 2010 · 10:21 AM
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Tsk tsk.
If only they had additional pylons…
it's funny because it's true!
I can't see anything….
Is this some kind of twisted wolf joke?
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
Need more supply depot here
General: Nope.
Seems like everything's in order over her- O SHIT ZERG RUSH!
Hot Pockets, the food of the kings.
Hot Pockets or Terran army?
Decisions; decisions…
He's never heard of firebats either.
This is obviously untrue. If the "general" saw a zerg rush coming he'd simply rage quit. These are facts.
You probably think your marines are idiots. Well your marines think you're an idiot. That's the glory of a chain of command.
Now who would target a Nuclear Launch at his own base? That's just silly.
Also there's a lucky SCV who survived by hiding in the Refinery. Clever girl…
The General for some reason also likes to call us in, only just to hang up. He apparently enjoys the different reactions each troop member gets.
Ps-Almost 69!
Clearly the only thing to say is ZOMG!!!!
It's less cruel than killing villagers in Age of Empires just to hear their screams
*awesomefaces*
Dang rabbit, its not pronounced "corpse", its pronounced "core".
Of course, if the general is making hot pockets in the middle of combat, corpse is rather fitting.
Wife: Commander NekoKnight, want to… power up?
NekoKnight: I… can't.
Wife: Why not?
NekoKnight: A Ghost sapped my pylon…. I just can't keep the power field up.
For just 49.99 energy you can get the patented "Ghost Check". Using sophisticated Scanner Sweeps(c) you can stop those pesky Ghosts from sapping your pylons!
How do you know he wasn't playing against a Korean?
-1 TROLLS ARE AROUND I PROTECT YOUR E-PEENS WITH MY +1'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember kids!
Make sure you build Marin and Firebat armies with Medics to win Zerg Rush!
Make sure you upgrade Marin's shot range and Steampack!
Oh and Bunkers with Turrets right beside them!
Brought to you by Masterluigi452, the official Korean Starcraft player.
*High fives*