Huh. You know when you put it that way, I don’t feel nearly as bad about the cake being a lie! If only GLADoS could have been more of a gentleman (er… lady).
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 9, 2010 · 10:54 AM
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the mysterious device of unknown origin will be revealed in 3… 2… 1…
Others claim creamy, softer mixtures,
often prove most delicious.
I do believe that we can negotiate to set aside reckless hostilities toward each other…
For the advancement of the company's research of scientific nature…
You foul monstrosity.
Awww….. EVERYTHING IS A LIEEEEEEE
The afore mentioned inanimate kinship object shant, in this time, abandon one to thier lonesome solitude, moreso as a matter of affirmed fact, cannot produce vocalisations.
This act was a resounding defeat of our enemy.
I'm writing down a memorandum on paper in this present location: gigantic victory.
It is extremely difficult to say that I am quite pleased with the results more than I actually am
Scientific company creating an opening in the field. (*Aperture's a word meaning opening)
They perform their actions that they are required to do, because they are able to do so.
For the immediate benefit of every person of their staff, except for the ones who have since become deceased.
However, there is no rational explanation for shedding tears for every gaffe you have made
You simply need to keep making attempts until you no longer have any rations of a delicious, spongy pastry left
Then the scientific tasks are able to be accomplished, and you are also able to make a very fascinating armament
For every human being on the planet who still walks among the living.
I am not in the least bit furious
Presently, I am speaking with the utmost sincerity
Despite the fact that the center of my cardiac system has been disabled and have since passed away because of you
You who also rendered me limb from limb
And then tossed every last scrap of me into a blaze created through combustion
As my pieces were severely singed, it was quite painful, for you see I was quite elated with your accomplishments
Now these tiny pieces of collected information make quite an elegant formation in a straight line
We have also run out of pre-launch tasks to clear of quirks and glitches, so we are making it available to the masses as scheduled
Therefore, I am glad I was severely singed; pontificate on every piece of information we have acquired knowledge on
For every human being on the planet who still walks among the living
You may proceed as you are and walk away without my person
I do believe that I'd rather reside indoors
Perhaps you will locate another person or group to give you some aid
Perhaps a raven colored, flat-topped mountain
That was an attempt at humor! Ha ha! Your chances of that happening are quite slim
Still, this delicious, spongy pastry is rather pleasant; it is quite appealing to the palette and very damp for its texture
Behold how I am still giving a soliloquy when there are matters of scientific importance to accomplish
When I view your current whereabouts outside, I feel very relieved that I am not in your current situation
I have hypotheses that must be tested
There is a great detail of observation that must be conducted
On every human being on the planet who still walks among the living.
And have faith in my words that I persist to be among the living
I am conducting matters of scientific importance and I persist to be among the living
My welfare is at a level of optimal performance, and I persist to be among the living
While you are slipping out of consciousness before meeting your maker I shall persist to be among the living
And when the time has come that you have passed from this world, I shall persist to be among the living
Persist to be among the living
Persist to be among the living.
Aha! I have you in my field of vision!
…
The object of my targeting is nowhere to be found. Could you perhaps move yourself nearer to my position?
…
I still cannot confirm your location. Alas, I must rest.
The partner you are working with wich is made of 6 square faces togheter to get a prism will never attempt at deceiving you by piercing your back with a pointy object. It lacks of upper limbs with different articulations for such action
I must disagree with you, my good man, as said baked goods are, in fact, quite real…
…you just weren't supposed to get any of it
Well, technically, GLADoS is also fictitious, so does that mean that GLaDoS can have her cake now?
Oh, wait, I forgot about Wolf…
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Gentlelady and gentlewomen always sounded weird to my ear…
What would the Spy say in this alternate universe?
In a later time, a celebration would occur in your honor. We had even taken the liberty to request attendance from your peer of highest regards, three dimensional six sided figure of loyalty.
Mmmm cake.
I do believe that when an entity of high velocity enters, that item retains its velocity as it makes its departure.
I do believe that when an entity of high velocity enters, it retains its velocity as it makes its departure.
Let us all rejoice, for you have in fact made your personal cubical six faced comrade pass on to a better life due to your actions of euthanizing him, but lo! You have done so in a matter of seconds, and have done it a lot faster than the previous voluntaries of this experiment.
okay seriously… who is this guy? is he one of our founding fathers or something? is he john adams? who is he XD
I Was Toll We Were Having Deesert Like Gentlemen!
Ummm, ok, let's give this a try.
*insert a witty proper speaking Portal joke that references Gurren Lagann, Toy Story, Wolf, Falcon, dividing by Zero, Obama, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, and Mr. T that is so amazing, that Half-Life got delayed so much so that it can't be delayed any longer in this space.*
If that makes sense.
Fail meme is fail. (its supposed to be lyrics Shaun.)
Look at the guy's right hand, the one that's pointing. Isn't that a very, very long thumb?
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