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[ANIMATED] Jersey Shore Falcon Punch

Falcon Punching a girl… that’s just not right. Although I imagine there are a lot of things that just aren’t right on Jersey Shore.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 9, 2010 · 7:25 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (258 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
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Animated, Bad Ideas, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Head Shot, Nintendo, Off Duty, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, TV Shows

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"Hey, handsome. Wanna buy me a drink?"
"Sure, how about some PAAAWNCH!"
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I don't care that she's a girl. You can clearly tell from the picture that she's acting like an obnoxious, loud, stuck-up bitch.

Falcon Punch was not only appropriate, but also necessary.
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16 replies · active 765 weeks ago
Looks like we got ourselves a FALCON DRUNK.
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2 replies · active 765 weeks ago
"Legal warning: Drinking the Falcon Punch does not turn you into captain Falcon nor gives you his powers. Any action done while in the effects of this beverage will be your responsability and our organization will not be responsable for any harm to you or third persons"

Also, man, we've seen some twisted shit around the site, but punching a girl?
Even I have standars :/
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17 replies · active 765 weeks ago
How dare you use the image of our savior in vain?! HOW DARE YOU!?!
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8 replies · active 765 weeks ago
Captain Falcon would never do something like that. The man shown in this image must be an impostor!
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22 replies · active 765 weeks ago
The guy in the back got hit with the backlash.

And I don't really approve of punching any one in real life, no matter how much of an ass the other person is... although if it's from MTV then it can hardly be called real life.
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2 replies · active 765 weeks ago
'Tis not the Almighty Falcon! He is but a blasphemous impostor who seeks to only cause chaos and destruction!
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The Falcon NEVER punches a girl.
NEVER.
Well, maybe if it was about teen pregnancy...
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4 replies · active 765 weeks ago
Does Falcon have to PAWNCH! a bitch?
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And thus, Captain Falcon saved America from the whoreishness that was Snooki.

Damn, he punched all the orange out of her skin.
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I don't think that real life assault is funny. ever. =/
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2 replies · active 765 weeks ago
This is how Captain Falcon takes care of the trash on the Jersey Shore.
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that is no falcon punch that is a, go back to the kitchen-punch.

non related stuff: vgcats updated.
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2 replies · active 765 weeks ago
if its against captain falcons code to hit women then why can he hit samus zelda and peach? becuz hes captain falcon and he does what he wants! even if it does mean a hard right to snookis jaw.
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'Tis a fine application of a Falcon Punch as that girl is clearly a bitch. However, i have this to say about his pawnch. There was no fire! LRN2FALCONPAWNCH!!!
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That guy in the background got hit by the FALCON FLASHBACK!!!!!!
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It is OK to hit girls.
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Notice the guy who's just watching and sipping his drink.
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I ended up having to fix teh E-Peens after the troll left a mess.

All is well.
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Obviously that girl was pregnant, and should have been in the kitchen
Or the guy was drunk.

On a side note I feel bad for Scorpion from Mortal Kombat
Read the new VG Cats to find out hwhy.
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9 replies · active 765 weeks ago
Impostor.

Captain Falcon respects women.
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She asked to show his moves, which he did. FPwned. °.°
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Holy Crap!!!
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