BP finally did what Eggman never could… dispose of the world’s fastest hedgehog!
Captioned by Trunk-a-donk, comic book artwork by Yardley and my pal herms85
Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 8, 2010 · 9:23 PM |
Categories: Artistic, Sega, Sonic the Hedgehog, Under the Sea, Weak Points · Leave a comment () 111 Comments |
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Eggman payed BP 2 Billion dollars to kill Sonic. but it looks like Eggman got more then what he bargained for.
Bunny Rabbot, horrified by Sonic's predicament, had to act quickly. She was about to lose a very good friend: for it was him who saved her from being fully turned into one of Dr. Robotnik's robotic grunts.
"Don' woree Sonic! Ah'm comin' to save ya!" she yelled, in a voice that sounded like Sandy Squirrel after downing half a bottle of Southern Comfort, and dive in after him.
In the end, Tails lifted him out and Bunny Rabbot, because of the weight of her mechanical legs, had been drug down under the oily waves. In her final moments she cursed herself for this costly mistake.
At her funeral she was declared non-cannon, but her legend lives on through the works of badly drawn fanart and fanporn, which I am not going to post because this is a family site.
Sonic, who couldn't go over water, thought he could go over oil.
Turns out he's wrong.
Aid! Everyone has aids!
Looks like the bunny
*shades*
got the engineer update.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Since this post relates to current events, I would like to offer the following commentary on another recent matter:
Wild LEBRON appeared!
Go, CLEVELAND!
CLEVELAND used MONEY!
It's not very effective…
CLEVELAND used SHAQ!
But it failed!
CLEVELAND used PITY!
It didn't affect LEBRON!
Come back, CLEVELAND!
Go, MIAMI!
MIAMI used SOUTH BEACH!
It's super effective!
MIAMI used NO INCOME TAX!
It's super effective!
MIAMI used WADE/BOSH!
It's super effective!
MIAMI offered SIX-YEAR CONTRACT!
MIAMI signed LEBRON!
LEBRON's jersey has been added to MIAMI's rafters.
Sonic: Eggman's oil is all over me!
My…my childhood…
*whimpers*
It seems a troll has made his presence known…allow me to help. +1s all round.
What's the matter Sonic? Can't swim fast enough?
inb4you'retooslow
Sonic's the name, cleaning-up-environmental-man-made-disasters-caused-by-inept-stooges-with-money-and-trophy-wives-and-yacht-races-'s my game!
I think this is a bit too subtle.
Oil Ocean Zone. It was a revelation of the future.
Looks like all the Sonics in the Gulf Coast are…
*sunglasses*
…going under.
Looks like all the Sonics in the Gulf Coast are…
*sunglasses*
…going under.
That's the only zone that Sonic will always hate for sure…
Water + oil = not good combination…
Just let his "Friends" come to the rescue and the sonic world is finally safe.
Gulf closed due to aid.
also why wont you load id WHY!
*plays Sonic drowning music cue*
(sonics drowning cue getting urgent)
Where can I buy this?